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You're in a break room, with pizza in your hand, when all of a sudden you look over and see a man dressed as a coffee cup. He wants to eat pizza, but he can't without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 16:40 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 15:59 |
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steinrokkan posted:I like me a good crust, this eliminates most of it, therefore thumbs down Ah, see, I'm typically a 'thinner and crispier and lesser' the better kinda guy. I'm afraid we are enemies now. I'm sorry.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 16:42 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:13 |
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Crust = Pizza Bones
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:13 |
true, that's what the fanny pack is for.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:16 |
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gently caress you I won't do what you tell me.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:18 |
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Barudak posted:Crust = Pizza Bones
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:23 |
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This is the work of a beast, a dumb beast irreconcilable with the elements of reason or culture.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:27 |
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Fork and knifed a cut pizza and left the crust?!
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:35 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Fork and knifed a cut pizza and left the crust?! There's a reason it shows up every time I search for cursed pizzas
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:51 |
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https://www.amazon.com/The-Original-Portable-Pizza-Pouch/dp/B01AWYY7ES
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:10 |
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Yeah I'm extremely not surprised to see this loving place in this thread. A few years ago we bought late night kebabs from La Toore and maybe they figured we were so drunk we wouldn't know the difference (we weren't) because when we opened the containers, we discovered a handful of fries, a handful of kebab meat and a squirt of loving ketchup on top. And about 50 pounds of salt per serving. It was the worst kebab I've ever eaten so this quality of pizza tracks. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Nov 7, 2021 |
# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:14 |
mmmm love a classic moist and glistening slice!
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:17 |
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I live a few blocks away. I can confirm this place was poo poo in 2000's and still is. The only reason to go here is because you're heading home from a bar and this is the only place left open during the way. Well actually I wouldn't eat at Latoore even then but 🤢
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:18 |
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I was recently in Gdańsk and when the kids were too tired to go out to eat I got some pizza. I was curious what Polish pizza would be like. The ham looked like sliced spam or something but tasted fine. Overall pretty good. Looking up how to spell Capricciosa I was surprised to find that wikipedia defines it as a pizza topped with ham, mushroom, artichoke and tomato. For me (living in Sweden), Capricciosa means just ham and mushrooms. Can I get some of you global pizza experts to tell me what Capricciosa means in your part of the world?
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:21 |
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Ihmemies posted:I live a few blocks away. I can confirm this place was poo poo in 2000's and still is. The only reason to go here is because you're heading home from a bar and this is the only place left open during the way. Well actually I wouldn't eat at Latoore even then but 🤢 Small world.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:21 |
Ihmemies posted:I live a few blocks away. I can confirm this place was poo poo in 2000's and still is. The only reason to go here is because you're heading home from a bar and this is the only place left open during the way. Well actually I wouldn't eat at Latoore even then but 🤢 ran reviews of this place through google translate lmao quote:the place has already been declared unfortunate in the past
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:25 |
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Hedenius posted:Can I get some of you global pizza experts to tell me what Capricciosa means in your part of the world? I'm not Finnish but when I visited Finland I remember a number of pizzas that even had shrimp. I found an example, not one I've been to but similar, and also a wilder variant: Capricciosa Star Ham, Salami, Onion, Shrimp Capricciosa Special Kebab, Ham, Salami, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Shrimp
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:32 |
Ihmemies posted:I live a few blocks away. I can confirm this place was poo poo in 2000's and still is. The only reason to go here is because you're heading home from a bar and this is the only place left open during the way. Well actually I wouldn't eat at Latoore even then but 🤢 how has it been open so long
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 19:33 |
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PokeJoe posted:how has it been open so long Some of these places are essentially money laundering fronts or tax fraud schemes, but also a lot of people in Finland have really bad tastes. After all ham, pineapple and blue cheese is by far our most popular pizza. The blander the better, baby!
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:07 |
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Hedenius posted:I was recently in Gdańsk and when the kids were too tired to go out to eat I got some pizza. I was curious what Polish pizza would be like. The ham looked like sliced spam or something but tasted fine. Overall pretty good.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:41 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm not Finnish but when I visited Finland I remember a number of pizzas that even had shrimp. I found an example, not one I've been to but similar, and also a wilder variant: Ususally in a trashy corner store pizza joint you can get "Frutti di Mare", which contains the cheapest shrimp and shellfish available that are thankfully drowned out by the canned tuna taste.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 21:26 |
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PokeJoe posted:how has it been open so long Finns are too shy and embarrassed to confront the owners about their food being bad.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 22:19 |
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Dying laughing
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 22:19 |
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Big Beef City posted:The lettuce and tomatoes are fresh Here they use a refried bean sauce. Then ya can add taco sauce, salsa, and sour cream to preference. Either way would works for me. Those look like crushed Doritos. The upside is you can shake off the amount you don't want.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 22:34 |
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That general style was what I saw most commonly back when I was in the midwest US, although they had plain corn chips on top rather than doritos. I actually like them pretty well, the biggest problem was soggy/stale chips if you had leftovers
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 22:42 |
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The crushed Doritos were what made that taco pizza revolting to me.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 01:06 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 16:36 |
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I didn’t expect to see a tongue with a ballgag in its... mouth?... today, but here we are.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 18:01 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Hang on to that beautifully naive "any pizza is good pizza" belief as long as you can Brazil comes around real soon makes us Mestres and men
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 02:13 |
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I can't call this the worst but my husband got me my favorite pizza sauce - It's rather bland which is good. Just heat up a bit with spices and it's amazing! The New Jersey chef pointing at his balls is
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 02:14 |
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Made with love
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 02:20 |
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I respect that can of Don Pepino for sticking with the title card from a swashbuckling old hollywood movie font for so long.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 02:42 |
i'm going to mail order some Don Pepino and taste the essence of New Jersey. hope my constitution can take it.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 02:50 |
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Putting the "Dom" in Dominoes.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 09:07 |
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I'm more of a Subarro's fan myself.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 17:53 |
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 19:07 |
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listen here, you little poo poo...
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 19:17 |
i love the ones where the toppings look like they were fished out of a clogged garbage disposal. completely coated with biofilm or your pizza is free.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 19:46 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 15:59 |
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I have been told to post this crime upon Italy my daughter brought home. When I served it up, the half baked gingerbread men decapitated themselves.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 00:10 |