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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Gaston actor orders woman to leave after she 'touches him inappropriately at Disney park' Platystemon posted:🎵No one enforces consent like Gaston.🎵
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# ? May 30, 2024 23:22 |
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Snitching on yourself by being upset by the term "lower tier friend"
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 17:29 |
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:Snitching on yourself by being upset by the term "lower tier friend" That feel when you want to be S teir but you know you're a C at best.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 17:31 |
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Friendship is like a gacha game, you gotta drop the big bucks to get the 5-star SSS tier friends
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 18:02 |
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Frank Frank posted:Sir this is a… oh. Ok.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 18:10 |
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Backseat modding at 7:40 AM and then whining that the mods haven't done anything yet at 7:47 AM. On a Tuesday.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 18:24 |
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freeedr posted:How could a conscious person be accidentally celibate? Did he mean involuntarily? steinrokkan posted:Well, the nature of Moby dick is famously beyond the reach of the will of men.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 14:34 |
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Terrible aim, I imagine
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 14:42 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So after some soul searching and definitely not any amount of money I need to disclose having received from the dairy lobby, I have changed my mind.
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 15:03 |
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runnypoops posted:All i remember from survivor is a guy calls someone a fat naked f*ggot at one point and 10year old me thought that was very funny Aardvark! posted:Actually your window was open
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 15:49 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 16:11 |
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*inserts new item near top, directly under "turn on your monitor"*
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:41 |
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How can you open a window when your monitor is turned off?
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:48 |
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Sweet Lord in Heaven
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:20 |
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Someone better call St Peter. Give him headsup of express delivery
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# ? Nov 7, 2021 21:23 |
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quote:Dustin asked his employees to gather around him in the kitchen. Egg McMuffins sat half made on the counter. A clock on the cash register that tracked the restaurant’s drive-through times and transmitted the data back to corporate ticked away the seconds since their last completed order. BattleMaster posted:she was never going to give anyone a raise and just said that to try to turn people against him The Oldest Man posted:She was constantly thinking about giving people a raise and then not doing it for self-gratification purposes poo poo POST MALONE posted:The Raiser's Edge
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 06:25 |
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lmao
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 08:07 |
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Heffer posted:Hmm I wonder if anybody has... Alan Smithee posted:mr. diamond hands
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 14:25 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, a brief summary of HangedManArcana's post history on Something Awful. Post 2: "A freaking deserted island. What the gently caress!?" Post 3, after being told there is no word filter and cursing is allowed: "Eh, I'm going to do it anyways." Post 3, continued: "I'm going to /try/ not to get attached to anyone so I don't get saddened like with [murders in a video game]." Post 4: "I'm waiting until I like a character to see if I want to shell out 5 bucks for an avatar." (Note: Probated for 1 day) Post 6: "Orenronen has already played through this game, probably, and isn't going to have the same ZOMG that Fredule will have." Post 8: "Before an bicker starts- Battle royale and Hunger games are greatly different. And that's the end of that" Post 11: You were reported for going ahead in the game and spoiling stuff. You edited it out. I normally let that slide, but see previous evidence and this: Post 12: "I hate to admit it, but I squeed over that." Diagnosis: Hopeless poster. Skip probation, go straight to ban. HangedManArcana posted:...
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 17:50 |
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Harsh, but fair.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:06 |
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As any vet will tell you, sometimes that's the kindest thing you can do
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:13 |
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flavor.flv posted:As any vet will tell you, sometimes that's the kindest thing you can do Dude, please. He's living on a forum upstate.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:21 |
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Sometimes funny can mean strange / odd Pope Corky the IX posted:My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:26 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:the boss where I used to work was really into weird jerky. a new dried meat place opened near me, so I left a message from my office asking whether they had any mutton jerky.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:29 |
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EorayMel posted:
I am so ashamed of myself for knowing what game this was as soon as I read that.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 19:38 |
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it's a fantastic joke, but there must be a twinge of sadness that comes with knowing you've peaked comedically.
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:06 |
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heh, that's pretty good
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# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:30 |
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Dammerung posted:I am so ashamed of myself for knowing what game this was as soon as I read that. Danga Ronpa was a terrific time for the forums. As in terrifying. I followed the first thread religiously.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 03:11 |
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and ive been giving it cheese for like a week now, but he seems to really not like the kraft food cheese i've been giving him. I think he's been vomiting but i thought iguanas do that on purpose, like thats how mario got bowser to shoot fireballs because iguanas shoot nasty poo poo all the time out of their mouths. Im really in the dark here and i dont know if i need to give him more cheese or like some chicken or what. I mean its just foot. I eat all sorts of nasty poo poo and i dont cough up any of this poo poo. Can somebody please tell me what to do. *also, i accidentally broke his tail off. i seriosly thought they grew back and i was just playing with the tip, this little dude doesnt like me though and he jusst ran away when i had like 2" of his tail in my hand. will it grow back? TskMgr posted:You smoke dick and post in rear end fart.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 03:23 |
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Inceltown posted:Sometimes funny can mean strange / odd Wow
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 05:51 |
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Stupid mutilation huh.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 07:12 |
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Panfilo posted:Speaking of game music, did you remember the r/relationships story of the lady who was trying to get her sheltered boyfriend to be comfortable enough to have sex with her, so she suggested putting music on the background. She let him pick the music, and because he was a huge nerd he picked the classic Tetris music. Splicer posted:When you promise her the line block but can only manage a squiggly
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 10:26 |
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This only makes me glad that slowbeef isn't a mod anymore, good riddance to that fun hating shithead
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 14:30 |
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I for one am extremely glad that slowbeef btfo'd that 13 year old who joined the forum to read an lp of a bad anime game
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 14:51 |
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Alaois posted:I for one am extremely glad that slowbeef btfo'd that 13 year old who joined the forum to read an lp of a bad anime game Yeah.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 15:09 |
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btfo’d? Beat the gently caress out of?
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 15:20 |
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Robobot posted:btfo’d? Beat the gently caress out of? Banned.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 15:24 |
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CannonFodder posted:Danga Ronpa was a terrific time for the forums. I'll admit it, I have a soft spot for the series, for all its flaws and I'm not even going to talk about that other stuff. But drat.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 15:27 |
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Aw man, I thought that was an SA original but I guess not
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 15:51 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 23:22 |
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Objectively, this is the best sex music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7j3OvjSR8
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 17:08 |