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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Foo Diddley posted:

scott dracula an' fuckken whatsisname in: "wait a minute, i'm retarded?"

also there's time travel or something

rest in :rip:, whatsisname



hey wait, he was in dune, too, wasn't he

He was more than a time traveler you unsophisticated swine. He also did the album art for American Stars 'n Bars.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they should just make Friday a remote day

idiots

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Foo Diddley posted:

scott dracula an' fuckken whatsisname in: "wait a minute, i'm retarded?"

also there's time travel or something

rest in :rip:, whatsisname



hey wait, he was in dune, too, wasn't he

scott bakula isn't dead

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

CaptainBeefart posted:

He was more than a time traveler you unsophisticated swine. He also did the album art for American Stars 'n Bars.



fukken owns. dude will be missed :911:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Plinkey posted:

scott bakula isn't dead

learn to parse you fuckin' fuckety gently caress

i said whatsisname is dead, not scott dracula

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

rip Scott auckerman

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
glad i dont have kids

https://twitter.com/VotebeatUS/status/1458209929446117377

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Foo Diddley posted:

learn to parse you fuckin' fuckety gently caress

i said whatsisname is dead, not scott dracula

Count Dracula's been dead for like 100 years learn your history jesus

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Count Dracula's been dead for like 100 years learn your history jesus

his name was Vlad

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i took a class on vampires in college, i am an expert on this

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Count Dracula's been dead for like 100 years learn your history jesus

he comes BACK every hundred years

have you never vania'd a castle in your life, omg

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Foo Diddley posted:

fukken owns. dude will be missed :911:

I really need to watch Paris, Texas.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have never actually shat my pants before. even as a baby, i would always poo poo someone else's pants

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

imagine reaching the cursed river of the dead in the underworld and loving Plinkey is your guide

oh well it would probably be fun :)

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Tainen posted:

lol so many seattle school district employees put in for that sweet sweet four day weekend that they have to cancel all classes on Friday due to lack of staff

https://twitter.com/monicavelez21/status/1458185182414995457?s=21

One weird trick to piss everyone off

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i mean why would you poo poo your own pants. you might as well egg your own house

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

If you poo poo in pants they are yours by ancient rite

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

If you poo poo in pants they are yours by ancient rite
false.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Foo Diddley posted:

he comes BACK every hundred years

have you never vania'd a castle in your life, omg

gently caress you're right
I forgot the documentary I watched Dracula 2000 but then also

Plinkey posted:

his name was Vlad

according to the same documentary he is actually Judas Iscariot

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Foo Diddley posted:

he comes BACK every hundred years

have you never vania'd a castle in your life, omg

I could never get past the meat hidden in the wall

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

euphronius posted:

they should just make Friday a remote day

idiots

Four day work week, three day bender applies to schools too

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Nonsense posted:

FROWNING BLACK MAN

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

according to the same documentary he is actually Judas Iscariot
judas was hilarious. walked with Jesus for years. witnessed miracles. knew he was the son of God and that his forgiveness was salvation from eternal damnation. then he was all like

:hmmyes: 'he did it'

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Dolphin posted:

I'll loving dominate you

like Alec Eiffel dommed you?

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
If lovely your pants is cool, call me Donald Trump

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Wrex Ruckus posted:

I could never get past the meat hidden in the wall

just throw it in the crock pot with like a can of broth

maybe cut up an onion and throw it in, it don't matter. point of having a crock pot is it don't care that you can't cook

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i am dolphin. porpoise. very leftist, i hate cars and like tacos

my posts are not my own

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

is that one of those rivers that can catch fire?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Pittsburgh has the fentanyl cloud, Philly has the burning garbage cloud

Pennsylvania is a MESS

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Filthy Hans posted:

like Alec Eiffel dommed you?


oh okay, bottoms are subs now?

extremely problematic

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




btw an interesting sidenote about the Horton ad is that he never actually went by the nickname Willie at all; I guess Lee Atwater just thought "Willie" sounded like more of a scary minstrel show stereotype name than "William"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
just throwing random poo poo in the crock pot and hoping it turns out okay

my ancestors called this "stew"

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Bakers Cousin posted:

is that one of those rivers that can catch fire?

no, just everything close to the river

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mayor Dave posted:

Pittsburgh has the fentanyl cloud, Philly has the burning garbage cloud

Pennsylvania is a MESS

you forgot about Centralia which is a giant burning underground coal seam that is impossible to put out

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Foo Diddley posted:

just throwing random poo poo in the crock pot and hoping it turns out okay

my ancestors called this "stew"

:hmmyes:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Foo Diddley posted:

just throwing random poo poo in the crock pot and hoping it turns out okay

my ancestors called this "stew"
invite my over. i won't poo poo in your crock pot

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

btw an interesting sidenote about the Horton ad is that he never actually went by the nickname Willie at all; I guess Lee Atwater just thought "Willie" sounded like more of a scary minstrel show stereotype name than "William"

Willy is a synonym for penis and white people are afraid of the primitive root weiner

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Mayor Dave posted:

Pittsburgh has the fentanyl cloud, Philly has the burning garbage cloud

Pennsylvania is a MESS

haha dont get me started on all the power lines criss crossing that horrible state lol

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1458207626370629634?s=21

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Foo Diddley posted:

scott dracula an' fuckken whatsisname in: "wait a minute, i'm retarded?"

also there's time travel or something

rest in :rip:, whatsisname



hey wait, he was in dune, too, wasn't he

Ziggy says if your posting doesn't improve you're going to miss your next leap

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