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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

last night my farts smelled exactly like whatever it is they add to methane to create its recognizable odor

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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

you forgot about Centralia which is a giant burning underground coal seam that is impossible to put out

the funny thing is there are hundreds of burning mines across PA lol

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Filthy Hans posted:

last night my farts smelled exactly like whatever it is they add to methane to create its recognizable odor
the methane factory called, they're running out of you :smug:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



they're throwing it on purpose aren't they


https://twitter.com/DanJohnsoninc/status/1458220544273182731

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

euphronius posted:

the funny thing is there are hundreds of burning mines across PA lol

Someone harness that energy for crypto

I suggest throwing all the miners in them along with the turtle

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/C18JEwa.mp4

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s easy to find the burning mines because when it snows the snow above them melts :)

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Oh I see the Rittenhouse trial isn't even trying to hide it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1458227905595576321

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I love how far behind the press is

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s like a post from 1983

my minotr is on

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Dolphin posted:

the methane factory called, they're running out of you :smug:

don't tease me like that, getting paid to fart is my dream job

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Give us the flush logs

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1458227991293616129

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




whoops they accidentally released it a half hour early

e: oh wait a day early lmao

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Make the blog post you fat orange bitch

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


jesi Christ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



all of Balko's years of writing about lovely hosed-up cops finally caught up with him


https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1458229775714201605

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

euphronius posted:

it’s like a post from 1983

my minotr is on

is your kid going to be a lawyer too

will I someday see Euphronius & Euphronius business cards littering the floor of an ER waiting room

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

I guarantee they are throwing it on purpose and assigned their d rate prosecutors. It was evident before they even started when they were losing all their pre-trial motions to the defense.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



turmp


https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1458211389139468292

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I should be so lucky to have a wonderful practice and family and the ability to work with my child in a profession o adore helping people fight the chaotic oppression of for profit medicine

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tacodaemon posted:

mcconnell has been leaning in to his support for the infrastructure bill (yes, he voted for it in the senate) even as house types like greene and cawthorn try to drive pitchfork-wielding mobs after the house republicans who voted for it

of course he presumably supported it strategically to gently caress over the build back better act, but it's an interesting illustration of how his ideas of using legislative power differ from the greene/cawthorn types'


https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1458189548165468167

you mean having bridges that don’t collapse is maybe not a political point of contention?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the funny thing is I don’t think it’s actually an infrasurure bill

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i can't believe it was astroworld that finally :crackping:'d me

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1458191878759849986

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

ducking doomed this is what I would do if I didn’t want pot legal

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1458212296283639812

President deals

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Lastgirl posted:

i can't believe it was astroworld that finally :crackping:'d me

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1458191878759849986

They had a nickname for dead concert goers in preparation for the event?

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots


taps the sign, hard r

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Glumwheels posted:

I guarantee they are throwing it on purpose and assigned their d rate prosecutors. It was evident before they even started when they were losing all their pre-trial motions to the defense.

Aren't the charges even requiring a much higher burden of proof than was even close to achievable? The judge set out to poison the well right off the bat and the prosecution were happy to hand out thr ladles.

I dont know about this analogy but I've been in training for 4 hours my brain is mush

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

euphronius posted:

I should be so lucky to have a wonderful practice and family and the ability to work with my child in a profession o adore helping people fight the chaotic oppression of for profit medicine

cool, he can carry the extra oversized novelty neck braces for you whilst you pitch to unfortunates too high on oxy to understand the hospital documents they got suckered into signing

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


:mods:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssss

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Yes, I'm something of a toilet retard

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Filthy Hans posted:

last night my farts smelled exactly like whatever it is they add to methane to create its recognizable odor

You're dying of a natural gas leak, get the gently caress out your place

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
The MTG style of government is to just grind everything to a halt and blame thr other side and 50% of the country thinks that's awesome

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

cool, he can carry the extra oversized novelty neck braces for you whilst you pitch to unfortunates too high on oxy to understand the hospital documents they got suckered into signing

first of all it’s not lawyers who coerce people in lot signing documents that waive away important rights while they are incapacitated

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