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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Welp I ended up needing to run some errands after work so I just grabbed takeout Japanese for the fam on the way home.

The Bloop posted:

Are you from Sokovia?

Sokovia deez nutz

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
On a big ol' cross country road trip my wife and I went to see the Rushmore Moutain and it loving blew and there was some tourist trap beneath it that was all like selling stuff and were like "what the gently caress I came here for seeing men carved into a mountain and they are like for ants. ANTES"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also for anyone who doesn’t know, chicken paprikash is a dish where you brown up some bone-in chicken in a Dutch oven, then fry up a diced onion in the chicken fat, then make a roux with some flour and a metric gently caress ton of paprika (I do a mix of hot and sweet), then stir in chicken broth and put the chicken back in and let that bird simmer in all that paprika broth till it’s real tender. Add a bit of sour cream off the heat to thicken it up then you spoon it on a pile of egg dumplings and then you stuff your face with it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Also for anyone who doesn’t know, chicken paprikash is a dish where you brown up some bone-in chicken in a Dutch oven, then fry up a diced onion in the chicken fat, then make a roux with some flour and a metric gently caress ton of paprika (I do a mix of hot and sweet), then stir in chicken broth and put the chicken back in and let that bird simmer in all that paprika broth till it’s real tender. Add a bit of sour cream off the heat to thicken it up then you spoon it on a pile of egg dumplings and then you stuff your face with it.

The last step is optional

You can stuff it directly up your rear end to save time

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just learned that pineapples are a secret swinger signal

a pineapple on a porch or mailbox means there's a gently caress party happening there

if you want to find a swinger party simply go in public with an upside down pineapple and the party will find you

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I feel like now that I know this I'm going to realize I'm surrounded by swingers constantly

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Tip posted:

if you want to find a swinger party simply go in public with an upside down pineapple and the party will find you

9 times out of 10 the person who approaches you is freddie freaker

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



THIS IS IT ALMOST HALFWAY

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There’s a pineapple. Ratjac’s swinger status confirmed.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have never seen a pineapple 'on a porch or mailbox' though I think you are lying to us all. I think you're a big liar is what I think!!!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I always thought it was a pink flamingo ornament in the garden

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I always thought it was tulips on your organ :biglips:

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Pineapples are a symbol of hospitality from colonial days and are all over the place in New England. You're going to get an awful lot of false positives reading it as a perverted sex thing.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ratjaculation posted:

I always thought it was a pink flamingo ornament in the garden

My neighbor has several pink flamingos and even a few black flamingos but eeeeeew

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Me after espresso

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Question: is it normal to orgasm from eating yellow mustard?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What brand

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



There are only a few foods it's okay to orgasm from and yellow mustard isn't one of them

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Yellow mustard is terrible and smells terrible and is probably Satan's diarrhea

So, only if you are a uniquely terrible kind of person

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Question: is it normal to orgasm from eating yellow mustard?

No, only wholegrain

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



food that I have personally orgasmed to:

tacos in a perfectly soft fried corn tortilla
cannoli
gajar halwa from a specific restaurant
ribs that are so tender the bones just pull right out perfectly clean

(not beef ribs beef ribs are kind of poo poo)

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



oh and pretty much anything with cinnamon as the dominant flavor

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ok thanks everyone. I’m writing a research paper for my blog

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The Bloop posted:

Pineapples are a symbol of hospitality from colonial days and are all over the place in New England. You're going to get an awful lot of false positives reading it as a perverted sex thing.

Apparently make cum taste better too

But none of the customers in my Subway have said anything

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Cinnamon does that too.

Eat more cinnamon, friends.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I never said anything about eating yellow mustard

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



wait, yes I did

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Question: is it normal for cum to taste like yellow mustard?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



btw, last week I was in a meeting and one of the teams totally dropped the ball on a project and it REALLY looked like some folks were getting fired. I found out yesterday that they thought they needed to go back to discovery when in fact they had already done the work and loving forgot they did it. That is super-weird. How do you "forget" you did 30% of a project's deliverables? Or worse, maybe they didn't even realise they were doing the work at the time?
loving baffling.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Maybe if you all weren’t so busy jacking it with yellow mustard you would have more time to focus on project management. :colbert:

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