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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
rip

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
but also, we are reborn

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



pour one out for all the regulars who missed page 500

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
drat I just barely made it! 😥

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Page 500 was for the young guns to enjoy.
Posting on page 500 was a tourist experience for the thread rookies to cut their teeth.

Now we can get back to business

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

drat I just barely made it! 😥

yeah but you're right on time for being OVER half way there!!!! :toot:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

Page 500 was for the young guns to enjoy.
Posting on page 500 was a tourist experience for the thread rookies to cut their teeth.

Now we can get back to business

I had sex on page 500 I dont know who it was

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



AKZ posted:

Hell yea

post #20,000

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had sex on page 500 I dont know who it was

Well it wasn't my luscious rear end and beautiful throbbing cock pleasuring you for hours while you screamed for someone named 'Margo', I can tell you that much.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had sex on page 500 I dont know who it was

sounds like you only got him half way there

Aardvark! posted:

yeah but you're right on time for being OVER half way there!!!! :toot:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Have a picture of some drat dogs that were snugglin and then Ellie saw that a picture was being taken and had to ruin the moment

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AKZ posted:

Hell yea

:hellyeah:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I'd like everyone to know I've had a very successful burg experience. I am in the sitting room with a bit of whiskey feeling very content

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Aw I missed 500. Oh well, glad we got there. ON TO 1K, FRIENDS.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Aw I missed 500. Oh well, glad we got there. ON TO 1K, FRIENDS.

Check again, friend

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Check again, friend

lol i did the same

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had sex on page 500 I dont know who it was

but you said that i was special to you and that you would treasure me always :negative:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Aw I missed 500. Oh well, glad we got there. ON TO 1K, FRIENDS.

if people posted with the same fervor as today it would only take 31 days to hit page 1000

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I ran the calculations

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol i did the same

You've grown so much since your harrowing experience in probation

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I set my page view to ten posts each and I'm way ahead of you all

Posting from the promised land

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Prof. Crocodile posted:

but you said that i was special to you and that you would treasure me always :negative:

No I said I would say that if u helped me get the Doom 2 Nightmare coop trophy on PS4

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

I ran the calculations

Like an older gentleman post coitus, some of us need time to recharge our crystals after a significant posting spurt

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Like an older gentleman post coitus, some of us need time to recharge our crystals after a significant posting spurt

MY LUSCIOUS rear end

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dunno if this was posted in the thread earlier and I'm not gonna go back and check because I'm a lazy poo poo.

The NFL handed out it's punishment to Aaron Rodgers for his covid crap.
$14650.



If you do the math, based on what he earns this season.
And you earn, let's say $50k.

That's the equivalent of $32.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

MY LUSCIOUS rear end

Does it taste like chocolate????

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

I dunno if this was posted in the thread earlier and I'm not gonna go back and check because I'm a lazy poo poo.

The NFL handed out it's punishment to Aaron Rodgers for his covid crap.
$14650.



If you do the math, based on what he earns this season.
And you earn, let's say $50k.

That's the equivalent of $32.

I thought I saw in another thread that another player got fined $20K for having his Jersey untucked.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I thought I saw in another thread that another player got fined $20K for having his Jersey untucked.

Also yes.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Does it taste like chocolate????

BROTHER FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT I CAN MAKE IT TASTE LIKE loving VALHALLA IF YOU WANT

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

5 on MPP

Sorry man I'm working and poo poo now. Don't have the time for MLG no-scope snipes.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Here's a lamia though.


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They banned me from the chevy dealership

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They banned me from the chevy dealership

Shouldn't have poo poo in that Suburban

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Bloop posted:

Shouldn't have poo poo in that Suburban

Shouldn't have, or shouldn't have made a bigger performance piece out of it?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They banned me from the chevy dealership

that's a compliment

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

I dunno if this was posted in the thread earlier and I'm not gonna go back and check because I'm a lazy poo poo.

The NFL handed out it's punishment to Aaron Rodgers for his covid crap.
$14650.



If you do the math, based on what he earns this season.
And you earn, let's say $50k.

That's the equivalent of $32.

He basically got fined like what, four plays of a game check?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
He lost major sponsors which was a bigger hit than the league could have made but it's still weak loving sauce

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Oh poo poo, 10 pages overnight (in my bullshit timezone)

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



I'm still ill, but at least the snake tits are back

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Getting fellow goons in on p500 best as I can

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