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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Blood Boils posted:

John wick and Dredd use CGI blood and it's super noticable but I don't even care about fully cg characters so I'm probably a bad judge of this

I do agree that squibs and syrup look better, but whatcha gonna do, not enjoy a movie due to a minor sfx?? Madness

it looks bad there too but it helps that they don't hold on it. with harder they fall, they'd just hold on a smear on the wall that was clearly cgi. wick gets away with the poo poo it does because of the choreography

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Yes, I'm saying it's not really a big factor in what makes an action movie good or bad

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Blood Boils posted:

Yes, I'm saying it's not really a big factor in what makes an action movie good or bad

No, I am saying it is because you can't hide the blood in all of them

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Care and love are what make an action movie good; these things tend to correlate with effort. I can overlook the digital blood splatters and muzzle flares in John Wick, the same way I can overlook the bulky under-jacket squibs and the obvious smoke and sparks punching through the blood packets in Hard Boiled - when you're being entertained by people doing something genuine and special you get caught up in it. But when you're watching Expendables 2 or whatever and a bunch of hunks are waving airsoft guns at collapsing stuntmen in an airport hanger you get bored and detached, and the bad effects start standing out more. "That CG blood is terrible" is just a modern take on "I can see the zipper on the rubber suit" - you've lost the audience and now they're nitpicking.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
the squibs exploding are why one can overlook the rig, and wick partly conceals the video game nature of the blood really well through editing and lighting

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Also if they used blank guns with the choreography they use in John Wick you'd have so many dead stuntmen that the Oscar in memoriam would be a three day affair

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i will hallucinate this on my death bed.

https://twitter.com/LoveThePuck/status/1458451239230918657?s=20

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
here's mine

https://youtu.be/s2-LEBc2sO8

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

DoombatINC posted:

Also if they used blank guns with the choreography they use in John Wick you'd have so many dead stuntmen that the Oscar in memoriam would be a three day affair

it is time for gunkata to die

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Judakel posted:

it is time for gunkata to die

everyone knows it was perfected in Ballistica (2009) and everything since has just been derivative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnemMukQ4ro

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

DoombatINC posted:

Care and love are what make an action movie good; these things tend to correlate with effort. I can overlook the digital blood splatters and muzzle flares in John Wick, the same way I can overlook the bulky under-jacket squibs and the obvious smoke and sparks punching through the blood packets in Hard Boiled - when you're being entertained by people doing something genuine and special you get caught up in it. But when you're watching Expendables 2 or whatever and a bunch of hunks are waving airsoft guns at collapsing stuntmen in an airport hanger you get bored and detached, and the bad effects start standing out more. "That CG blood is terrible" is just a modern take on "I can see the zipper on the rubber suit" - you've lost the audience and now they're nitpicking.

the expendables 2 managed to make a scott adkins fight terrible. tragic

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Finally finished twin peaks s2, thought the finale was pretty weak- less so than the rest of the second half but still not great- and I'd have been pretty mad if I stuck it through all that without the knowledge that it will be continued

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I actually liked the first expendibles as campy dumb action fun. I also appreciated their revisiting of the ridiculous 80s storyline mainstay of "we must gruesomely slaughter every single person in Cuba this totally fictional south American country to save it". The ghost of Ronald Reagan surely shed a patriotic tear in remembrance.

The 2nd (and especially the 3rd one, christ) was unambiguously bad

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


StashAugustine posted:

Finally finished twin peaks s2, thought the finale was pretty weak- less so than the rest of the second half but still not great- and I'd have been pretty mad if I stuck it through all that without the knowledge that it will be continued

now watch fire walk with me (if you haven't yet) and then THE RETURN — please keep updating the thread on the return it's so fuckin good and fun to see through the eyes of someone watching it the first time

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


yea i remember this from family guy

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





whoa now I'm no experts about people and their re: to society but I'm guessing that's a fella that lives in one????

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


one of my fave directors going over to netflix.......... hope it's good

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1458306197329743872

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I just saw this
https://twitter.com/CBR/status/1458479168010788864?s=20

Marvel Libs gonna be a tasty brew for the next few days if this blows up

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/1458559729752494081

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/Fel_Space/status/1458299795722887168

how has it been two months and people are still coming up with new racisms adjacent to squid game discourse

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhwLY2P_eQ

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


The script actually called for me not to kill anyone, but I improvised.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Oh so now method acting is bad.

Hirsute
May 4, 2007
Jane Campion has a new movie coming out starring Benedict Cumberbatch and I read something about his "method" involving not showering for days at a time and smoking actual hand-rolled cigarettes for every take where he was supposed to be smoking, to the point it made him sick several times lol. Actors just do this poo poo so they can tell people the lengths they went to for their """ART""" and get pity votes in awards season

Hirsute
May 4, 2007
The movie does look good actually, The Power of the Dog, Jane Campion rules. The Piano is a beautiful film

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Baldwin should have been like Kingo and used finger guns.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/walt-disneys-stock-selloff-toward-10-month-low-would-cut-about-64-points-off-the-dows-price-2021-11-11

lmao so disney has a virus that makes their theme parks less profitable, their theatrical releases never break $100 million opening, and their streaming service is taking a poo poo.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

now watch fire walk with me (if you haven't yet) and then THE RETURN — please keep updating the thread on the return it's so fuckin good and fun to see through the eyes of someone watching it the first time

The most impressive thing about the return is that it feels completely natural that 30 years passed.

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
doesn't disney use their parks for all sorts of shady accounting tricks to hide losses in their movie studios and cruise ships and poo poo?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/disney-whistleblower-told-sec-the-company-inflated-revenue-for-years-2019-08-19

can't imagine covid has been too helpful on that front

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
they should of let you watch the movies at home for free like hbomax

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://twitter.com/TheEternals/status/1458593477822795785

:imunfunny:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Death to the marketing department

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1458754202310639616?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my son's name is also kingo

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
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go off kingo

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



time to change the thread title

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Never talk to me or my eternal son again.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I come from a long line of Kingo's.

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Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



currently at a Tim Minchin show and ffffffuck this is aged, aged, old comedy. I got the tickets for free and was never a giant fan but I remember seeing some of his stuff on tv when I was 14 and just drat if all the danger and edginess is long gone.

it’s not miserable or anything but I really feel like the “boomer humour” equivalent for millennials is a comedian filling 5 minutes of his hour 5 set by playing a song that contains 20 seconds of jokes or comedy in it. and this is his entire Schlick!!!!!!!!

either that or complaining about loads of poo poo, acknowledging you’re guilty of it, and saying “but I’m a hypocrite” to huge applause. feel like I’ve heard that exact joke maybe 500 times in my life

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