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Woolwich Bagnet: Apr 27, 2003

lol

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Morality_Police: Mar 25, 2015; Stranger in a Strange Land

I'd feel weird NOT posting in this thread. I knew about SA long before I joined, because a coworker and good friend would tell me about Lowtax's idiot exploits back in the early days. I said, more than once, "And you paid $10 for this??"

I regret not ponying up the money sooner. However Lowtax may have turned out, the thing he made was and is good. Sort of. Sometimes.

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Zassiliss: May 31, 2011; the cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea

remembered my password

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Wangsbig: May 27, 2007

thanks 4 thje friends and wife lowtax

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Scallop Eyes: Oct 16, 2021

Tupac Sighting posted:

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Alobar: Jun 21, 2011; Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

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Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Silly Burrito posted:

Works better than Radium's code.

guess that's what happens when you don't spend the godaddy registration money on pills

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Literal Nazi Furry: Jan 27, 2008; Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.
I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

PhysicsFrenzy posted:

It's an illustration for a phone game by an artist named Azusa

nvm my pm. any idea where i could track em down

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TheWevel: Apr 14, 2002; Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

can�t believe lowtax choked to death on a meat tube. drat

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taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

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PhysicsFrenzy: May 30, 2011; this, too, is physics

Anyway I really don't know how to feel about this. Deepest condolences to his family, at least. 2021 won't loving stop

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FirstPlayer: Jan 1, 2007; Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points

Well poo poo okay then

# ? Nov 11, 2021 04:23

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

A reading from the holy Gospel according to Matthew

Jesus told his disciples this parable:
"The Kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins
who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom.
Five of them were foolish and five were wise.
The foolish ones, when taking their lamps,
brought no oil with them,
but the wise brought flasks of oil with their lamps.
Since the bridegroom was long delayed,
they all became drowsy and fell asleep.
At midnight, there was a cry,
'Behold, the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!'
Then all those virgins got up and trimmed their lamps.
The foolish ones said to the wise,
'Give us some of your oil,
for our lamps are going out.'
But the wise ones replied,
'No, for there may not be enough for us and you.
Go instead to the merchants and buy some for yourselves.'
While they went off to buy it,
the bridegroom came
and those who were ready went into the wedding feast with him.
Then the door was locked.
Afterwards the other virgins came and said,
'Lord, Lord, open the door for us!'
But he said in reply,
'Amen, I say to you, I do not know you.'
Therefore, stay awake,
for you know neither the day nor the hour."

The Gospel of the Lord.

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EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Returning to GBS to post in an all-time thread

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

prahanormal posted:

If you're one of his daughters reading this in the future I'm sorry your dad sucked but its very funny he got driven off his own website then died.

lol

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fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

thanks for the website richard. roast in hell

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

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bare bottom pancakes: Sep 3, 2015; Production: Complete

Rip lowtax

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Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

my kinda ape posted:

Thanks for making this cool website where I've made a ton of friends. Sucks that you were most likely an abusive shithead and definitely were a lying dumbass. In conclusion lowtax is a land of contrasts.

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Enilev: Jun 11, 2001; Domesticated

Did not see this coming, but I'm not surprised either.

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Normie Chomsky: Apr 10, 2008

posting just because

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inpheaux: Jul 12, 2001

posting in a thread

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Chronicler of Dongs: Apr 22, 2003; ~*~ Magic Mittens ~*~

Blackula69 posted:

I was sadder about the goatse guy

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Thumbtacks: Apr 3, 2013

man this news sure is something awful

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osker: Dec 18, 2002; Wedge Regret

There is gonna be a lot of people saying weird poo poo here.

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

lowtax died before star citizen came out

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You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Goodbye, and thanks for the forums.

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skrath: Nov 14, 2000; Horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!

internet history

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Baron of Bad News: Aug 4, 2009

Tupac Sighting posted:

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CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Is the coffin going to be Flex-Fit?

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thedangergroove: Nov 14, 2004; Long for karate day.

It's been a weird loving century so far, and this place is complicit in the weirdness

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The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

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bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

Goodbye Missouri�s Mangosteen
May you ever vote 5 in our hearts
You were the troll that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our basements
And you shitposted at those in pain
Now you belong to doom house
And the stairs protect your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like manbabies in the wind
Never fading with your cookies
When the grift set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Kiwi�s blackest hills
Your spine�s burned out long before
Your legend ever will

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Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

This Is the Zodiac posted:

…And it seems to me
You lived your life like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in

Thought I’m glad I never met you
I’m sorry for your kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your website ever did