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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Note Block posted:

Happy birthday! I've always liked your name and avatar.

Thank you!

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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



sinekumquat posted:

merge them, Laissez's Furry

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Wistful of Dollars posted:

no one cares about your loving fur suits.

Posting about loving fursuits in the lowtax death thread is the best possible thing and I can't believe some people can't see that.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Even in death he amuses. Powerful stuff lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

quote:

Prison incident report shows assault before Byron Looper found dead




quote:

About two hours before Byron "Low Tax" Looper was found dead in a prison cell Wednesday morning, he reportedly assaulted a pregnant female counselor.

An incident report from the Morgan County Correctional Complex reveals what happened in the hours before the death of Looper, who was serving a life sentence in East Tennessee for assassinating his political opponent, Sen. Tommy Burks, in 1998.

The incident report accuses Looper of hitting the counselor, who was 34 weeks pregnant, in the head about 8:55 a.m. Wednesday. Guards responded to the assault and restrained Looper, the report states, "with the least amount of force necessary."

The Tennessee Department of Correction has called in the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation to probe the 48-year-old Looper's death and on Thursday referred all questions to that agency.

"We're looking at all events leading up to his death," TBI spokeswoman Kristin Helm said.

Looper was found dead in his cell at 11:10 a.m., authorities said.

The report states that earlier that morning Looper was standing nearby when his counselor and a prison unit manager were talking about a request he had made. That's when, authorities say, he held his hands out and hit the counselor on both sides of her head, knocking off her glasses.

The report doesn't specify the request Looper made, but two sources said Looper recently had been told he was going to be placed back in the prison's general population, and he didn't want that because he was afraid of being hurt.
Lowtax got Hillary'd :tinfoil:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
unban lowtax

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Who would LF side with in the CSPAM vs D&D war?

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

MLK Ultra posted:

god bless the brave mods of the mujahideen running relay on the fact that rich pointed a pistol at the roof of his mouth and pulled the trigger. it's in the discord. he lost the divorce case. he killed himself. he was a habitual abuser of women. he groomed members here so he could gently caress them. he was the first edge lord you knew. and look how that turned out.

just a profound piece of poo poo and i hope he bled out.

whats the discord link

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


https://twitter.com/hsasibul/status/1458657480754417667

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003

wilderthanmild posted:

If the many worlds interpretation is correct there is a timeline where SomethingAwful is the biggest social media site in the world and Lowtax is basically Zuck.

in none of the uncountably many, bizarrely unfamiliar, and fantastical possible realities -- landscapes beyond comprehension -- technology indistinguishable from magic -- in none of these, not a one, is lowtax a competent entrepreneur or businessman

Mael
Sep 29, 2000

rubba dub dub
roofle owned scrub

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Wistful of Dollars posted:

no one cares about your loving fur suits.

clearly people do. we've been talking about them

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

sinekumquat posted:

merge them, Laissez's Furry

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
Eat poo poo, you dead gently caress.

also i'm a furry lol

gormless goblin
Sep 16, 2021


Mapocho
Dec 14, 2006

No pares de creer.

sinekumquat posted:

merge them, Laissez's Furry

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017
11/10 internet veterans day

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
me and the boys paying respects

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Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?


Guys...stop pissing in the well

E: I have been informed the well in this case is lowtax's grave. You may continue

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Shame Boy posted:

Posting about loving fursuits in the lowtax death thread is the best possible thing and I can't believe some people can't see that.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Despite my reg date, I've actually been here since June of 99 first under a different name. That's over 22 years, gently caress.

gently caress you Lowtax, maybe you needed therapy and better meds but you bought cookies instead and abused your wive(s)

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
once again somethingawful careens the internet leftward as a new gender neutral bathroom is set to open in a kansas city cemetery

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

sinekumquat posted:

merge them, Laissez's Furry

Furry political forum where you must have the string 'uwu' somewhere in the post or you get auto-banned.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Guy even staged that hospital photo with help from his mom. Just an absolute sack of poo poo.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


that's why i say, "hey rich. nice shot."
"good shot, man."

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Mola Yam posted:

there's an alternate universe, where lowtax was like 20-40% less of a self-sabotaging fuckup, where he ends up a billionaire

Is it his fault you bastards wouldn't buy his mangosteen?

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
drat first the Edmund Fitzgerald 46 years ago and now this

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Alan Smithee posted:





Lowtax got Hillary'd :tinfoil:

11:10

11/10

I'll start the wiki

IronDoge
Nov 6, 2008

Digging up this old rear end video featuring the late dear leader:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkvDLuLtjNA

Valentin
Sep 16, 2012

https://www.twitter.com/ShadowPowerup/status/1458652976571195398

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

clearly people do. we've been talking about them

:hai:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Your peanut brittle spine is making hell too loving crowded!

drat loving Maddox outlasted him

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".
lol, lowtax could have sold SA for like $10M to AOL back in 2001 and lived like a king.

TheLoneAmigo
Jan 3, 2013
Can only be good for the high tax crew.

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Louisgod posted:

unban lowtax

Auction off the account, give the money to his kids

Or sell day passes to use it for $99 with IK permissions - that would easily raise the $3000/month his family would have received

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


a fruit fly could have also done that.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Nuts and Gum posted:

drat loving Maddox outlasted him

the gravest site on the internet

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

me and the boys paying respects


readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Coxswain Balls posted:

oh wow you think someone who makes liberal use of blackface should be allowed back here?



Why does every single white person have secret photos of themselves in blackface?

Do... Do I have secret photos of myself in blackface? Have I been blacking out and taking racist photos of myself??

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

pipebomb posted:

I got divorced, instead.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol

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