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Cowslips Warren posted:
EDIT: boring snipe. content: AITA for cutting my neighbours tree branches and accidentally looking in her room? quote:ETA: OK I feel like I have answers on the cutting of the tree, some disagree, some don't. I feel like she was most worked up about the privacy thing though, and it's the part that makes me feel like she was calling me creepy so.... thoughts on that? Was it really so bad to get up on a stepladder without telling her? Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Nov 11, 2021 |
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AITA for leaving my jewellery on my bedside locker without notifying my niece what it was? quote:I'm 19f, my sister is nearly 25 years older than me and I have a niece, Katie who i get along great with, she's 16. She has pica and is particularly drawn to metal. I have a over 30 piercings on my ears, face and body. I've often left jewellery on my table or desk or wherever around my room. It's happened on more than one occasion that Katie has ended up with a piece of my body jewellery in her mouth, which I find gross but most of the time it's just been some stainless steel piece that cost me £2 so it didn't bother me. hosed around, found out.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 04:28 |
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Ok so for the whiterer people here, any g word slur is definitely guinea or maybe greaseball lol Not guido or goomba. Bibliotechno Music posted:I’m a WASP who went to hs in a pretty Italian part of New Jersey, and also a native Chicagoan, so while I have the tact to not use anti-white slurs in mixed company I will forever relish the opportunities I have to say wop, dago (greasy or regular), guinea, guido, eye-tie, hunky, bohunk, polack, mick, cabbage-eater, kraut, frog, russki and whatever else my friends of the targeted (white!) ethnicity think is funny when we are drunk together and loving around. I in turn accept whatever they throw at me, and I’ll also take anti-me-in-particular slurs from my friends who are POC with no tit to their tat. Slurs against white people are just really really funny. That's still pretty darn contextual though. Particularly for the darker end of Euros (so yeah Italians) getting that thrown at you from say an rear end in a top hat southerner like this grandma is a different beast than loving around mutually with friends. Like I'm betting a good sum of money that the girl in the story is visibly Mediterranean in a very very pale backwoods place.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for leaving my jewellery on my bedside locker without notifying my niece what it was? I don't want to victim-blame here, but I'm pretty sure if I had someone in my household regularly who experienced uncontrollable urges to pick up and chew random metal objects, I wouldn't leave my body jewelry out in plain sight. Get a box or something, Jesus
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 04:39 |
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quote:I (20, he/they) live with my fiancé (60, he/she) and her son (19, he/him). naw
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Invisible Clergy posted:
I agree with the topless lady.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:15 |
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I'm pretty far behind but are seriously none of y'all into the guy with the panty wall, c'mon that guy's gonna be fun
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:16 |
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artsy fartsy posted:I'm pretty far behind but are seriously none of y'all into the guy with the panty wall, c'mon that guy's gonna be fun Panty wall vs condom corkboard hmmm
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AITA for telling my ex?boyfriend I hope the kid isn’t hisquote:Been dating 34M for 3 months, I’m 32F. We are both child free and want to stay that way, or so I thought. quote:Probably the quickest update but he texted me saying this.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 05:58 |
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kazr posted:Panty wall vs condom corkboard hmmm Both are considerably better than a drawer 9f drivers licenses.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 06:07 |
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The guy lucked out that he only spent three months with that ChildFree psycho before she showed her true colors.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my ex?boyfriend I hope the kid isn’t his This dude fuckin rules.
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Whom amongst us hasn't eaten from the cat's wet food dish Yeah once they start crawling they will happily eat the catfood anyway
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 06:36 |
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Silly Newbie posted:This dude fuckin rules. And that kid grew up to be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Uncle ShortyB posted:I [26m] got home from a work trip early and walked in on my roommate [27m] getting spanked by his girlfriend [24f]. This is kind of how I met my very first roommate. I moved into a university dorm. Weeks before this the school sent me my roommates name and email address with the assumption that we would get together and chat about stuff we needed. I tossed him an email but I never heard back. I moved in on the weekend before school and it looks like he moved in already. Computer, closet full of clothes, books and stuff. I hang around for a few hours but he never shows up. Our dorm had a first night Getting To Know Your Roommate Activity but he's missing so I am the guy who kind of awkwardly stands around alone. After a few weeks of this I basically forgot about him and would just refer to him as The Ghost. It was kind of lame at first because everyone was hanging with their roommate early on but I eventually made friends and then just considered it kind of a bonus. I've got more space, I can play the music I want, and I can bring girls home without it being weird. School started in August. One night at the end of October I stumble into my dorm rather drunk after a Halloween party and just plop myself into the computer chair - this whole maneuver took like 2 seconds. The room is pitch black with curtains drawn. I turn on my massive gaming PC monitor which floods the room in light and see this girl wearing nothing but cat ears bouncing on my roommate's bed. We lock eyes for about 10 seconds, both of us utterly confused, until I manage to stumble out an introduction. "Uhh, hey, I'm Mr. Grapes. I like your costume." I awkwardly reach out to shake her hand and the covers move and leaning out to the side behind her I see The Ghost, who she is riding reverse cowgirl. I introduce myself to him as well. After another awkward handshake I stumble out of the dorm and pass out in a neighbor's room. I waited until pretty late in the day (1pm) and knock a lot on my door and finally open it up. The Ghost is gone. The bed is made. Did I imagine it all? There is a single pair of cat ears hanging on the bed post. It was not until December that I met The Ghost and his girlfriend again, this time fully clothed. Turns out he just had super racist traditional parents that would disown him if he had a girlfriend at all, and doubly bad if she was the Wrong Race (anything but his specific region of India, so this Japanese goth girl was a ticket to damnation). So he signed up for a whole fake boys-dorm but had really been living with his girlfriend in a luxurious house the entire time, since they were ridiculously loaded. He just used to 'lived-in' dorm to show his parents' spies when they came to check up on him, which had apparently happened twice already when I was not around. Our first meeting only happened because they thought since they were in college they needed to experience Dorm-Sex at some point as kind of a checklist of American College Experiences. I'm glad I could contribute the Drunken Friend Stumbling Into Your Action scenario that comes as a bonus with the dorm sex experience. Mr. Grapes! fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Nov 11, 2021 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:He's getting his affairs in order. No way could I let this pass without notice.
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AITA for saying my friend should be more generous with his gift card?quote:My friend won one of those gift cards from a grocery store. By purchasing something he was automatically entered into the contest and he won a 1000 dollar gift card. But the thing is he rarely shops at that specific store AND the card expires in a month from now. He got the card two months ago and is telling me about it just now and he’s only used like 100 of it. Im thinking there’s no way you’ll spend like 900 dollars in a month - which he agreed! - so why not let me spend some of it? And he said no.
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If he doesn't use it and lets it expire that's super rear end in a top hat and weird. I feel like it'd be way easy to spend 900 bucks at the grocery store, probably get the ripoff mustard that's more than a dollar and poo poo like that and itll be 900 before you know it.
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Alcohol doesn't expire, and you can always get like canned food that's shelf stable for years. You can get some nice steaks. Cleaning products last forever. There's more and it's bugging me that I can't think of it. Edit: Honey is good forever too, as long as it doesn't get wet. Beachcomber fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Nov 11, 2021 |
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Stocking a pantry with cans and other long life products as insurance against natural or other disasters, or economic hardship, seems like a smart thing to do in a country like the US. Also stores sell appliances which are definitely not a dollar.
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Most of those are garbage, though.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 10:14 |
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It's possible the gift card has some kind of "no kitchen/electrical appliances included" exclusion, but yeah, what a twit. Offer him $450 for it and let him torture himself with should-he-let-freeloader-who-didn't-win-~honestly~-profit.
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AITA for telling my soon-to-be MIL that my engagement ring is cursed?quote:I (F26) just got engaged. My soon to be MIL is a nightmare. We are currently renovating a part of our place and she has been lent a key in the meantime because she keeps coming over uninvited under the guise of “helping” clean up, but she really just likes to snoop and interfere. that's just good clean fun
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my soon-to-be MIL that my engagement ring is cursed? She certainly was hysterical. Edit: WTF was she doing with it?
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my ex?boyfriend I hope the kid isn’t his best comment quote:He clearly wasn't childfree anyway if he was willing to date someone so immature
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Beachcomber posted:She certainly was hysterical. OP posted:She’s never vocally disagreed with the engagement but she has definitely interfered, I personally think it was just to mess with me or keep it from me. I really don’t know. I don’t think she ever even took it to a jeweller to be honest.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 10:53 |
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Antivehicular posted:I don't want to victim-blame here, but I'm pretty sure if I had someone in my household regularly who experienced uncontrollable urges to pick up and chew random metal objects, I wouldn't leave my body jewelry out in plain sight. Get a box or something, Jesus Did you miss the part where she did put it in a box next to her bed? That's what a bedside locker is. She just clearly didn't lock it and her niece went into her room and opened it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 13:22 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for leaving my jewellery on my bedside locker without notifying my niece what it was?
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 13:23 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:So the niece was fine chewing on a piece of metal that had been in OP’s ear, nose, or even bellybutton, but nipple is a bridge too far? Next time she should tell her it was her clit piercing, maybe she’ll stop. PornHub content script writer begins furiously taking notes
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Cowslips Warren posted:
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 13:34 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:People who open other peoples' packages without permission should have their hands broken. I'm a firm believe in an eye for an eye so I say they should have their hands opened
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Beachcomber posted:She certainly was hysterical. The urge to chew was irresistible!!!
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my soon-to-be MIL that my engagement ring is cursed? She could probably get some crusty granola-person to pose as a shaman and sell MIL some special "amazonian smudging sage" or whatever. Split the proceeds afterwards. Or an abuela from the local taco-stand for some ethnic flair.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 13:55 |
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Good western science will prevail, put the ring in a faraday cage On second thought, put the mom in a faraday cage and assure her the curse can't touch her as long as she stays in there
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 14:00 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
Invisible Clergy posted:Pretty impressive Freudian slip where OP textually refers to the fiance as "mom" and then his post anyway. This has already been removed but the OPs post history reveals that the 60yr old fiancee is also the OPs ex step parent so errr, yeah, about that...
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Dazerbeams posted:The guy lucked out that he only spent three months with that ChildFree psycho before she showed her true colors. Girl dodged a bullet.
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# ? Nov 11, 2021 14:21 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:but at least you get to watch it break I was far too angry online to actually click the link, what do you take me for? I did click it later and we cool though. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:He's getting his affairs in order. Ahh yeah, that’s the one I was fumbling for. Thank you! Dik Hz posted:I dunno. Both seem like pieces of work. He clearly wants kids and was lying to her about it. He was also raw-dogging his ex. Biiiiit of a stretch there but sure
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Pondex posted:She could probably get some crusty granola-person to pose as a shaman and sell MIL some special "amazonian smudging sage" or whatever. Split the proceeds afterwards. Or an abuela from the local taco-stand for some ethnic flair. Take your share of the money from the “curse removal” and invest it in new locks that MIL doesn’t have a key to.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:So the niece was fine chewing on a piece of metal that had been in OP’s ear, nose, or even bellybutton, but nipple is a bridge too far? Next time she should tell her it was her clit piercing, maybe she’ll stop. How the gently caress is this not an open and shut case Like, the niece screaming at the OP? Get the gently caress out of my house and don't loving come back you dumbshit
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