Ruffian Price posted:

"plagiarized by AI" might be a more fitting descriptor, yes

it's like google translate just spitting out excerpts from the bible for more obscure languages

Wafflecopper posted:

Those error messages cannot be written by AI, I do not believe you

Wafflecopper posted:

Those error messages cannot be written by AI, I do not believe you

Mescal posted:

cool but i wish it were DBZ or pokemon

StillFullyTerrible posted:

then make your own

Hooplah posted:

I am beginning to doubt your claim that you are human.

Tunicate posted:

AI is pissed

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SCP-55: when I end up explaining it, a thing that happens more often than anyone would think, I explain that there is a man. he is not wearing clothes. he is bent over. he is spreading himself to a degree that bespeaks both a biological predilection as well as years of training.


the interior view is extensive. the colors are lurid. he is wearing a wedding ring. his knuckles are shaved, but not recently. these small details tend to sear themselves into one's memory. as does an additional background large detail.

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SCP-56:

when asked, I say that in the dream, I am in a room with a man. he is sitting in a chair, in a hotel room. there is a corpse on the bed. the corpse is that of a young woman.


the details of the room do not fade. there is a fire extinguisher, mounted on the wall. there is a round table by the window. there is a small dresser. there is a lamp. there is a vase of flowers. there is a clock. there is a bathroom door. there is a bathroom. there is a shower. there is a tub. there is a towel rack. there is a toilet.

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SCP-57:

when I remember, I remember the man. he is tall. he is thin. he wears black. he wears black slacks. he wears a black shirt. he wears a black jacket. he wears a black hat. this is important. the man wears a black hat.

the man is thin. he is thin, and his thinness is not a natural thin. it is an unnatural thin. he is thin like a worm. like a fish. like a snake. like a syringe.

the man wears black. he wears black, and his blackness is not a natural black. it is an unnatural black.

Tunicate posted:

Someone described goatse in a clinical, SCP-like style, so I decided to see what other SCPs the AI would spit out

Piell posted:

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In deep sea diving, umbral moonshine is a phenomenon in which a diver's shadow on the sea floor is elongated, creating a corona around the diver. This phenomenon has been popularized in the 2007 documentary film "Deep Sea 3D".

In economics, umbral moonshine is an unexplained correlation between income inequality and the intensity of corruption measured by the Corruption Perceptions Index. This correlation is often referred to as "the shadow effect".

In linguistics, umbral moonshine is a phrase used to describe the idea that in language, the same word or phrase may refer to things that are very different in color, shape or meaning.

In mathematics, umbral moonshine is a mysterious connection between Niemeier lattices and Ramanujan's mock theta functions. It is a generalization of the Mathieu moonshine phenomenon connecting representations of the Mathieu group M24 with K3 surfaces.

In meteorology, umbral moonshine is the refraction of the Sun's rays through ice crystals in cirrostratus clouds. The effect is similar to that of sun dogs.

In One Piece, umbral moonshine is a phenomenon that occurs under specific circumstances. A small spark, a "light", is born on a person's birth and a new moon appears. This is a "sign of a great change on the moon" and if the person is a "man of the moon", the light will grow from inside of him/her. If the person is not a man of the moon, the light will disappear after 7 days.

In particle physics, umbral moonshine is a conjectured connection between the lightest supersymmetric particle and the Møller operator in quantum field theory.

In politics, umbral moonshine is a term used by former Australian politician Mark Latham to describe the shadow of suspicion around former Prime Minister Julia Gillard. Latham used the term in reference to the 2010 Australian federal election.
In America, umbral moonshine is also a new term used to describe the phenomenon of the media's obsession with the rumors surrounding, and possible candidacy of, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Mister Olympus posted:

and for something different:

Hempuli posted: