itt a tribute to our late founder, farewell, deer richard

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

I said come in! posted:

Wait what the gently caress? When did he pass away? gently caress man.

long long rear end time ago. very sad circumstances.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:24

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:15

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Futa Snake posted:

Was that the last thing he sent you?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:25

MasterBuilder: Sep 30, 2008; Oven Wrangler

Man, lowtax was definitely a abusive rear end in a top hat but suicide, a permanent solution to temporary problems.

My sympathy to his family and there are numbers you can call.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:25

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I'm sorry for your loss Futa Snake. You were obviously close to him. I don't know you but please take care of yourself.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:25

Futa Snake: Nov 12, 2021; legal mistress

pillsburysoldier posted:

Presuming this is all legit...

...you holding up okay?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:25

Shartweek: Feb 15, 2003; D O E S N O T E X I S T

What happened to the :coal:

smiley, Jeffrey? When can we have this innocuous part of our history restored? If empty quotes are in why isn't :coal:

Doomtrain posted:

gently caress off, Futa Snake

Also this.

Edit: holy gently caress :coal:

is back. When did this happen.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:26

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Futa Snake posted:

he was so delirious he couldn't even remember his own catchphrase at the end. sad

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:26

osker: Dec 18, 2002; Wedge Regret

Timid posted:

what the hell is going on

Incredibly thirsty attention seeking.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:26

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

juggalo baby coffin posted:

long long rear end time ago. very sad circumstances.

Ooh wow I actually never knew this or completely forgot. :/

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:26

obviously I fucked it: Oct 6, 2009

Five�d.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:26

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

Futa Snake posted:

meatstreaming out of his neckstump

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:27

Futa Snake: Nov 12, 2021; legal mistress

Dixville posted:

I'm sorry for your loss Futa Snake. You were obviously close to him. I don't know you but please take care of yourself.

osker posted:

Incredibly thirsty attention seeking.

Futa Snake fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Nov 12, 2021

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:27

Note Block: May 14, 2007; nothing could fit so perfectly inside; Fun Shoe

Futa Snake posted:

Well that explains it all now doesn't it

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:29

Technetium: Oct 26, 2006; TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

even if its not true its really funny to think the last thing lowtax saw was MR COOL ICE before he died

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:30

spouse: Nov 10, 2008; When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Technetium posted:

even if its not true its really funny to think the last thing lowtax saw was MR COOL ICE before he died

Is that not what we all see, in the end?

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:30

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Love the idea somehow his brainwashing multiple exes are also at fault for him never paying taxes properly

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:31

ZoDiAC_: Jun 23, 2003

I see there's a sticky now up about coping with difficult times.

It'd need to be a gently caress of a good sticky to bring Lowtax back

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:31

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

syncs up well with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR4TDBXebWc

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:32

Futa Snake: Nov 12, 2021; legal mistress

Note Block posted:

Well that explains it all now doesn't it

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:32

Bitter Beard: Sep 11, 2001; I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing!!

Nothing seems that weird anymore.

Thanks for making a place to hang out for awhile blowtax, sad things didn't work out for you at PlanetQuake.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:32

Eason the Fifth: Apr 9, 2020

Waffle! posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:33

Sapper: Mar 8, 2003; Dinosaur Gum

Coolnezzz posted:

Pouring one out for a real homie tonight, ZerglingMinor.

He was a good dude, really nice guy. Broke as hell and in a lot of physical pain. I can understand why he did it, but it still sucks.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:33

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Futa Snake posted:

i'm ignoring this and choosing to believe lowtax's last words were "i have to poop brb"

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:33

well why not: Feb 10, 2009

pentyne posted:

Love the idea somehow his brainwashing multiple exes are also at fault for him never paying taxes properly

tbf no one in america runs small businesses

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:33

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Lowtax's next mark posting in his memorial thread is a real fitting eulogy, imo

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:34

osker: Dec 18, 2002; Wedge Regret

I respect your commitment, please do not assume I'm putting you down. Those chat logs are the abyss and I sure a gently caress don't have the mettle to have a straight conversation over internet chat with the tax man like you.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:34

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Lowtax posting about how incredulous it would be for him to befriend someone that gives him an excuse to break up his marriage is... way too on the nose for me to take at 9:30 on a work night.

Christ what a oval office.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:34

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Futa Snake posted:

Yeah in spite of the irony shitposting, you may have had a front row seat to his last days talking himself up to this.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:34

Futa Snake: Nov 12, 2021; legal mistress

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm ignoring this and choosing to believe lowtax's last words were "i have to poop brb"

pillsburysoldier posted:

Yeah in spite of the irony shitposting, you may have had a front row seat to his last days talking himself up to this.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:35

Bitter Beard: Sep 11, 2001; I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing!!

Melons if you read this PM me! SFD CORE CREW FOR LIFE! gently caress YOU CANADA!

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Lowtax's next mark posting in his memorial thread is a real fitting eulogy, imo

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:36

Capri Sunrise: May 16, 2008; Elephants are mammals of the family Elephantidae and the largest existing land animals. Three species are currently recognised: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant.

and with his final breath lowtax finally understood that linux truly was a hip hop operating system

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:37

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Lowtax's next mark posting in his memorial thread is a real fitting eulogy, imo

Quite. We got some fuckers trying to get secondhand forums cred for boring chat logs, some dipshits from 2004 going "Lol pronouns r ghey", and a blockchain dope going "we gonna a show them evil bitches what the power of $10bux can do!"

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Lowtax's next mark posting in his memorial thread is a real fitting eulogy, imo

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:37

AnonymouseNo5: Nov 11, 2021

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm ignoring this and choosing to believe lowtax's last words were "i have to poop brb"

That meat constipation: Finally solved with a lead aspirin.

I'm not sure what these chat logs are supposed to support, if anything.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 06:37

Tokit: Dec 16, 2004; I was doing the composing.

modeski posted:

Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort of pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

I haven't been here in awhile but I'm genuinely baffled at how this poo poo posting idiot named CLAM DOWN I put on block years ago is now a moderator.