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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i tell ya if i had a GTR id eat a huge meat ball sub in it

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

numberoneposter posted:

i tell ya if i had a GTR id eat a huge meat ball sub in it

maybe he ate his gun in it

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Futa Snake posted:

i literally posted both of them in here because i knew the doxxers would eventually anyway

They implied that there was even MORE that hadn't been posted here. And who are the doxers?

Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress

Ganbare Gincun posted:

They implied that there was even MORE that hadn't been posted here. And who are the doxers?

the ones viewing my brand pages and poe's website after talking about this

the ones who'll drag my personal data after I'm banned for some cheap laughs

believe it or not tho, i don't lie, i did post all the cringe i posted today of significance. i didn't even reply guy any other lowtax threads on FB.

JimmyBiskit
Nov 15, 2007
e: on second thought nah

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
OH MY GOD WHO CARES YOU NERDS

sad question
May 30, 2020

Never heard of him. Sounds bad.

NotShadowStar
Sep 20, 2000

B& for snuff porn, thx for the boner tho.

What the hell Im up late shitposting on somethingawful dot com in 2021.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

Thinking back, I don't really have any lowtax stories beyond the rare few times he replied to a post I made. However as I think back on my time lurking here, I remember seeing a lot of the threads or events people still talk about. I was there for the mangosteen thread as it was happening. I saw the uwe boll fight unfold from the first time he posted that he even got the offer to do it to the bitter end. I even remember when he announced in a random fyad post that his girlfriend was pregnant with his first child.

I was just kind of watching this guy's life as a message board Truman Show. As its happening you wonder how it's going to end. And it's this.

Doomtrain
Sep 12, 2006
A mood train?

numberoneposter posted:

i tell ya if i had a GTR id eat a huge meat ball sub in it

Then bury me with the entire car so I have a sweet ride in the afterlife. This things AWD y'know.

mith
Sep 30, 2003
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NotShadowStar posted:

somethingawful dot com in 2021.

Because of course lead to dead pedos on the internets

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Futa Snake posted:


it's not hard to understand, i just felt it's fair, and I'm willing to take the heat for doing so because he knew he couldn't speak his mind on his exes without being further seen as abusive.

youre so brave

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
truly fitting among all the relics of the 2000 era that we have a puppet master continuing to post itt

clearly it was the two exes and the utah side fling that was the problem

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Steve Yun posted:

OH MY GOD WHO CARES YOU NERDS
do you still work for harmony gold

NotShadowStar posted:

B& for snuff porn, thx for the boner tho.

What the hell Im up late shitposting on somethingawful dot com in 2021.
you tried to fight it, but feels good, huh?

Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress
anyway i'm going to bed and figure i'll probably be banned by the time i wake up

please check in on the people you care about when they're going through dark times, don't wait for them to reach out

just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up or make any mistakes

good night sweet princes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
i wonder what kind of bullets he used

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 215 days!
Abusive relationships often to end up making both parties act like lovely people, regardless of who "started it."

As an observer, Lowtax seemed to have difficulty acknowledging his contribution to destructive dynamics and behaviors. Perhaps because he saw the matter of guilt or innocence in ultimately black and white terms, so either they had to be totally at fault... or he was.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Ganbare Gincun posted:

What, no screenshots?!?

They've already been posted my friend

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

idk if anyone ever pointed it out but you can abbreviate his name to dick yanka, as in masturbating

my lowtax story is I ordered a bumper sticker 18 years ago and never received it, I guess I can quit waiting

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Futa Snake posted:


just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up because of your sweaty feet and punch a woman in the face

good night sweet princes

Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress

Hodgepodge posted:

Abusive relationships often to end up making both parties act like lovely people, regardless of who "started it."

As an observer, Lowtax seemed to have difficulty acknowledging his contribution to destructive dynamics and behaviors. Perhaps because he saw the matter of guilt or innocence in ultimately black and white terms, so either they had to be totally at fault... or he was.

honestly i always figured it was undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder because of this

people think i'm blind to his abuse, but i was indifferent because of personal experiences with two out of three. I only ever felt sorry for his kids caught up in the mess. I gave him the benefit of a doubt because I had also been called abusive by someone who gaslit and lied to me and ultimately cheated on me in 4 years.

but he was someone I had good times playing games and shooting the poo poo with, and I'm going to miss having the discussions we did

am I an idiot? probably, but least I can admit it. people seem so sure they'll never hit the point lowtax did.

Futa Snake fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Nov 12, 2021

hagg4rd
Jul 22, 2006

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
RIP Lowtax

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Futa Snake posted:



i'm just one of the few real things in a ever growing fake world.

Lol what in the world, what is this taxi driver poo poo

Orenthal
Apr 14, 2008

I got 99 problems but a bitc 98 problems

Kunabomber posted:

Lol what in the world, what is this taxi driver poo poo

main character syndrome

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Renegret posted:

kinda amused at all the old timers coming back, still with their tiny ancient 100x100 50kb or whatever it was avatars.

Man that takes me back.

Ive changed avatars a zillion times but some of these guys still fly the OG flag. Seriously weird to see some of these again. Is windowlicker or Mayor Wilkins still around? Tokai?

Oh Papa SA - you gave me so much. Officially I joined here way too young with a friend after telling his Dad we needed his credit card for educational purposes. You made me laugh and troll. My friend copied a jpeg from the 911 thread and made it his school computers desktop. The teachers were SUPER mad and freaked but we lolled. You brought me my first porn but horrified me with tubgirl and goatse.cx. You taught me the joys of being someone nicer and more innocent on the internet than the real world will often let you be but you also showed me how often people just will resort to being dickbags because the internet makes it safer to. Judohobo, Lost in a Panzer Tank Party, Hulk Hogan kicking over the twin towers, slenderman, :science: , one does not derive into Mordor , AYB, Greatest Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Daleks stymied by stairs and Rickrollin great stuff from my child and teenhood. You also inadvertently helped birth sites that brought about flat earthers and Q so we live in plague times that will never go away. Real land of contrasts. Killing yourself to avoid child support is a giant dick move tho so. Yeah.

GrimGypsy posted:

lol okay NOW this is a fitting tribute to lowtax

It really is.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Nov 12, 2021

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 215 days!

Futa Snake posted:

honestly i always figured it was undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder because of this

My father has this, and that makes so much sense. He, wisely, stayed out of my life until I was 16; a rare case where the child understands and respects that decision (should have coughed up support payments even though my mom didn't ask but whatever). We managed to have a relationship for about ten years. I still love him and hope he is doing well.

Yeah. That makes a hell of a lot of sense. Even diagnosed and treated, BPD is a bitch.

BPD has a high rate of suicide as well.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Logan posted her thoughts publicly on her FB:



it's "say my piece." she is conflating it with "hold my peace." the two have diametrically opposed meanings

Sludgehammer
Aug 5, 2003

What is this thing in my mouth? It's slippery and it's slimy...
I logged into my account for the first time in like a decade to post in this thread

My only distinct memory of Lowtax is the video of the goons meeting him and his girlfriend at the time at the airport and someone gave her a copy of Linux and called it a "hip hop operating system" lol

Hope that lady is doing OK

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Cup Runneth Over posted:

it's "say my piece." she is conflating it with "hold my peace." the two have diametrically opposed meanings

Oh no

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Futa Snake posted:

anyway i'm going to bed and figure i'll probably be banned by the time i wake up

please check in on the people you care about when they're going through dark times, don't wait for them to reach out

just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up or make any mistakes

good night sweet princes

lmao pretending this is some kind of woke cancel mob. lowtax got plenty of chances and the only thing that really stuck was him being a court proven friggin domestic abuser

pliable
Sep 26, 2003

this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc
Fun Shoe

Futa Snake posted:

anyway i'm going to bed and figure i'll probably be banned by the time i wake up

please check in on the people you care about when they're going through dark times, don't wait for them to reach out

just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up or make any mistakes

good night sweet princes

:psypop:

My brain/heart is gonna loving explode from this poo poo. I read every post you had Futa and I'm glad someone was trying to help him out. I don't think I'll ever get over how this ended and with your claims as well I just...don't loving know anymore man, this poo poo is too loving insane :psypop:

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014
I'm curious. Will the divorce paperwork/proceedings be released to the public, given what happened?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


poo poo I just heard the news on my favourite news channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGaH1YfbE80

Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress

Hodgepodge posted:

My father has this, and that makes so much sense. He, wisely, stayed out of my life until I was 16; a rare case where the child understands and respects that decision (should have coughed up support payments even though my mom didn't ask but whatever). We managed to have a relationship for about ten years. I still love him and hope he is doing well.

Yeah. That makes a hell of a lot of sense. Even diagnosed and treated, BPD is a bitch.

BPD has a high rate of suicide as well.

Yeah I'm treated and somewhat stable, though my posting mannerisms makes it quite clear that I suffer from it as well. Part of why I had that hunch.

pliable posted:

:psypop:

My brain/heart is gonna loving explode from this poo poo. I read every post you had Futa and I'm glad someone was trying to help him out. I don't think I'll ever get over how this ended and with your claims as well I just...don't loving know anymore man, this poo poo is too loving insane :psypop:


I honestly worried about him every week and tried to at least make contact. It was really hard to watch him sink.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.

Futa Snake posted:

anyway i'm going to bed and figure i'll probably be banned by the time i wake up

please check in on the people you care about when they're going through dark times, don't wait for them to reach out

just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up or make any mistakes

good night sweet princes
The trick is to let your online self and your real self cross paths as little as possible. Keep each "you" in each chat room, forum or social media account as separate as you can. Don't involve yourself any more than you need to and be able to just disappear one day with no one really caring beyond "Hey that one dude stopped posting awww". It's been working for me for 15 years.

I don't loving know any of you people.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Futa Snake posted:

anyway i'm going to bed and figure i'll probably be banned by the time i wake up

please check in on the people you care about when they're going through dark times, don't wait for them to reach out

just remember the crowd you're currently poo poo talking lowtax in will also devour you if you slip up or make any mistakes

good night sweet princes

I would tell you to kill your heroes but they took care of that for you. Please find a healthier outlet for your grief. kthxbai

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.
Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Roger Explosion posted:

The trick is to let your online self and your real self cross paths as little as possible. Keep each "you" in each chat room, forum or social media account as separate as you can. Don't involve yourself any more than you need to and be able to just disappear one day with no one really caring beyond "Hey that one dude stopped posting awww". It's been working for me for 15 years.

I don't loving know any of you people.

:hai::hai::hai::hai::hai:

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Roger Explosion posted:

Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed.

No, don't do that, or else you'll end up like Ethan Ralph!!!

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Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I would tell you to kill your heroes but they took care of that for you. Please find a healthier outlet for your grief. kthxbai

you seriously think i hadn't already made that low hanging fruit of a joke today?

log off irl

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