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Powerful Katrinka posted:Well, I don't have the money to hire a vampire escort to get it all out, so I don't know what you expect me to do here The problem is that by itself a vacuum hose isn't going to work. It will just clamp onto the cervix and nothing will get through. What you really need is some horrific medical device to crank the cervix open. Once you have access you can just mop it out with a rag onna stick.
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This but without even concerns for pregnancy imo, I just want to unsubscribe from dealing with blood
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coronatae posted:This but without even concerns for pregnancy imo, I just want to unsubscribe from dealing with blood Well, there already is a protocol in place for that but it'll take a bit of time.
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Time to spin the “what is pms going to be like for Cherry this month” wheel. And the winner is… Two weeks of boobs hurting and hardcore mood swings and anxiety the week of my move. Wonderful.
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I had to explain to my partner that despite this being a monthly event every month is a different emotional experience so I have no way of guessing how bad/unstable I will be, just that poo poo will be lovely.
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Hello why are bodies like this *dies of cramp*
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Ugh I just always feel like other people can smell it. And yet I've never once smelled it on anyone else.
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Hey, anyone ever been with someone who has a period fetish? Because I know some people are into the way the vagina smells normally, so does the new smell the period makes turn on some people? A period fetish seems so drat impractical cause where you gonna have sex?
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I guess either in a shower/wetroom, or you redecorate the bedroom like it's an episode of Dexter.
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Sex in the shower is not the fun erotic encounter media would have you to think it to be. You're going to get blood from cracking your head on the tile as well.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Hey, anyone ever been with someone who has a period fetish? Because I know some people are into the way the vagina smells normally, so does the new smell the period makes turn on some people? And unsexy. "Hey, baby, let's put a towel down." 😏
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Sex in the shower is not the fun erotic encounter media would have you to think it to be. You're going to get blood from cracking your head on the tile as well. Also the walls are surprisingly cold...
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Ugh, I hate shower sex. Unless you have basically a shower *room*, you need to have a pretty narrow range of height difference for anything to be remotely pleasurable. Although this is only accurate for sex that involves a penis or strap-on. Trust me on this bit.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Ugh, I hate shower sex. Unless you have basically a shower *room*, you need to have a pretty narrow range of height difference for anything to be remotely pleasurable. Got to get one of those shower seats that old and disabled people use. Sit on that during the shower sex.
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I think you’d need one specifically for obese people, what with all the bouncing
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Bibliotechno Music posted:I think you’d need one specifically for obese people, what with all the bouncing Put one of those weird elastic bouncy chairs for cowgirl on the floor of the shower and waterboard your partner while you gently caress!
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HopperUK posted:Ugh I just always feel like other people can smell it. And yet I've never once smelled it on anyone else. Same. And though the slimy feeling was BEYOND off-putting, it was the SMELL that put me off of period sex forever.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:And unsexy. "Hey, baby, let's put a towel down." 😏 Towels are great any time. Less mess, easier clean-up.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Shower/gently caress in a bouncy castle *spread eagle at the end of a slip n slide with a partner ready to run* let ‘er rip
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Oh man I do not like that I only get my period at the very tail end of the week where I don't have the Nuvaring in. I don't bleed much during it least but I get the worst non-period stomach cramps and terrible, terrible poops now. Plus it's just weird to me to stick a new ring in when I'm still bleeding. On the other hand it's all pretty managable.
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Hi I’ve never had mittelschmerz before until like ten min ago and what the gently caress it made me cry. my periods are also getting more and more achy. is this normal with aging. I’m 30.
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The first time I experienced ovulation pain, it was so bad that I went to the ER because I had no idea what was happening. I was like 27 or 28. I don't get it every cycle, but I can recognize it now; when it starts up, I just immediately pop an ibuprofen and lay in bed for a few hours.
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Ever since i started back on birth control my periods are light but they last 2 weeks. It kinda sucks
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Owwwwww. That’s all I got.
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Nothing quite like the feeling of torrents and gushes as you sleep and finding out the period undies you have for heavy flows are not sufficient 100% of the time.
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Dixville posted:Ever since i started back on birth control my periods are light but they last 2 weeks. It kinda sucks Yeah, this happened to me. I ultimately decided it wasn't worth it since I wasn't getting laid anyway.
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teen witch posted:Hi I’ve never had mittelschmerz before until like ten min ago and what the gently caress it made me cry. Yuuup for some people. I'm 43 now and for the last few years my periods have been *loving bonkers*. You're a bit young for perimenopause though. One of my ovaries is a biiiitch when it comes to pain, it feels like she's twisting around in there. The right one.
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My Nexplanon was due to be replaced in April 2020, so big surprise, that didn't happen. My period eventually came back and it was horrific. I finally got a new implant and I'm extremely hopeful it will take me back to the promised land of zero periods where I lived for so long My period was never fun, but it was way worse now that I'm older. Terrible cravings, and my breasts got in the game for the first time, which was just unbelievably rude Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 20, 2021 |
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teen witch posted:Hi I’ve never had mittelschmerz before until like ten min ago and what the gently caress it made me cry. I'd never heard of this before so thank you I am now no longer convinced I have a kidney stone immediately before holiday travel Yaaaaay periods 
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Everything went haywire in my 40s. Still better than menopause. Well, mostly.
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HopperUK posted:Yuuup for some people. I'm 43 now and for the last few years my periods have been *loving bonkers*. You're a bit young for perimenopause though. Mine too! She's such a whingy bitch
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My right ovary is the hosed up one too. Regularly produces complex cysts and mittelsmirtches like a bitch. Literally asked the ob to remove it and she was like no. gently caress you take it I don't want it!
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I didn't realize that "mittelschmerz" referred specifically to ovulation pain. The Germans really DO have a word for everything.
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Therapist diagnosed me with ADHD, which, loving duh, but that meant we didn't have time to discuss my monthly loving crazies and I'm really really regretting that now. I'm a disaster, and my loving brain meds aren't working and now I'm dealing with some pretty unwelcome side effects too, so I'm just a ball of anxiety and depression yet a-loving-gain. Had the worst cramps I've had since I was a teenager though, so maybe relief is soon?
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cool kids inc. posted:Therapist diagnosed me with ADHD, which, loving duh, but that meant we didn't have time to discuss my monthly loving crazies and I'm really really regretting that now. I'm so goddam jealous and I feel like such an rear end. I'm pretty sure I have adhd, but a diagnosis here will cost 700 euro. Both my parents are super adhd symptomatic, as are my siblings. Being diagnosed and treated would be loving magic. Hey family! You're not normal! Stop pretending your weirdness is normal!
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Absolute funniest part of my diagnosis was watching the ripple effect through the rest of my family as their certainty that I was normal was replaced by the realization that they had ADHD and that's why everyone on that side of the family either ends up career-hopping constantly or else self-employed with a bizarre spread of odd jobs. My mom was never able to tolerate birth control and when they finally cut out her uterus it was the size of a large grapefruit or a small cantaloupe with cysts. I've been on some kind of BC since I was 15, solely for my nightmare periods. When I was younger I used to worry I had some kind of hormone imbalance making me unusually hairy and horny with horrorshow periods. Now that I'm lowkey convinced I'm balding I am once again wondering if I have some kind of Undiagnosed Problems Disorder.
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Everett False posted:Absolute funniest part of my diagnosis was watching the ripple effect through the rest of my family as their certainty that I was normal was replaced by the realization that they had ADHD and that's why everyone on that side of the family either ends up career-hopping constantly or else self-employed with a bizarre spread of odd jobs. You're going down the PCOS checklist here
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