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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This reminds me of something i can share now. Lowtax told me he got a buyout offer from a media company for $13 million in 2006. He was still having fun with the site and turned it down. He expressed lament at this to me during our own negotiations.

I did my own digging and this was the exact year that conde nast bought reddit and within the reported price range as well. I'm glad I don't live in that timeline.

God he was the dumbest motherfucker alive lmao. They broke the mold for real. Maybe for the best, but his death really does finally mark the passing of the era of a more naive and earnest Internet.

SA is the last great web ancient. Enjoy it while it lasts, everyone. It gets a lot more soulless and stupid from here.

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'd never read that thread and figured goons had genuinely completely overdone it, as was very often the case in those days, and just utterly dogpiled him.

But it's actually just some very mild criticism scatter amongst the usual rear end kissing.

I'd be nice to lowtax too if my account was on the line, which would mean having to give lowtax ten more dollars to post again.

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

If tainted womb was from zombaby there is also the minor fact that the corpse child in question was from the union of a very holier than thou “street” pastor and one of his cult members.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Jose Oquendo posted:

SO DONT loving BUY IT, DONT loving DRINK IT, DONT loving CLICK MY LINKS.

I mean Christ, all I did was make this thread to support a product which actually pleasantly surprised me, and folks are voting this thread "crap" and suggesting I'm scamming them. I've said repeatedly that this was just my experience and in no way should indicate how everybody else will feel. I've said the links to Amazon were referrals, so I'm not trying to hide anything. I've-

ahh gently caress it, I'm closing this thread, gently caress you and gently caress GBS, I can never post a single goddamn thread in here without you faggots making GBS threads it up in some way or another. I should've learned my lesson long ago and never left the intelligent, rational forum where I don't have to deal with clueless idiots and morons like you people. I'm going back to FYAD and staying there, since it has a microscopic fraction of the retards and trolls populating GBS.

I guess that should strike me as being ironic, but it's more sad to me than anything. Thanks for running me out of my own goddamn forum.





That needs to be on his headstone.

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I have watched several people I love turn into the worst versions of themselves thru aging, pain, addiction, and internet poisoning over the last decade. I have a lot of sympathy for Lowtax's exes and kids. I even have sympathy for Lowtax. He didn't give himself the chance to pull out of this spiral. He was a complete rear end in a top hat but its still genuinely sad cause theres always hope for a turnaround, if you're still alive.

Outside of that, lurked since 03, joined in 07:

Chronic pain and addiction really ruin you mentally even without the internet brain added in.

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

D1E posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS is kind of boring compared to Lowtax.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

What ever happened to that guy who would draw things good and had a hot mom


also what ever happened to that website dedicated to hating SA

AnonymouseNo5
Nov 11, 2021

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This reminds me of something i can share now. Lowtax told me he got a buyout offer from a media company for $13 million in 2006. He was still having fun with the site and turned it down. He expressed lament at this to me during our own negotiations.

I did my own digging and this was the exact year that conde nast bought reddit and within the reported price range as well. I'm glad I don't live in that timeline.

Why would Condé want anything to do with SA? Doesn't seem "on-brand" for them. Reddit, I could see for the Digg-like alternative general and drill-down subreddit focus. But SA? :bighow:

Also wasn't that the year that Whiskey Media was broken u--No, that was 2012. I could've seen Whiskey maybe wanting SA, but that was created in 2007.

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

AnonymouseNo5 posted:

Why would Condé want anything to do with SA? Doesn't seem "on-brand" for them. Reddit, I could see for the Digg-like alternative general and drill-down subreddit focus. But SA? :bighow:

Also wasn't that the year that Whiskey Media was broken u--No, that was 2012. I could've seen Whiskey maybe wanting SA, but that was created in 2007.

People were speculating yahoo earlier because they were buying all kinds of crap at that time.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

nvidiagouge posted:

People were speculating yahoo earlier because they were buying all kinds of crap at that time.

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Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

drunken officeparty posted:

What ever happened to that guy who would draw things good and had a hot mom


also what ever happened to that website dedicated to hating SA

Which one? Their were a few.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


davecrazy posted:

Which one? Their were a few.

Let's start with Something Positive

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Oh woah, he's dead. Nice job on the eulogy fragmaster, you were always the mature one.
[LA post]
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, that's terrible. Super lovely for his mom to blame you. She has 1000s of internet assholes she could blame. Chip off the old block I guess

Watching that life unfold was a trip. Weird to be virtually connected to it. Glad we have Jeff to lead us bravely into the next generation of internet.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

AnonymouseNo5 posted:

Why would Condé want anything to do with SA? Doesn't seem "on-brand" for them. Reddit, I could see for the Digg-like alternative general and drill-down subreddit focus. But SA? :bighow:

Also wasn't that the year that Whiskey Media was broken u--No, that was 2012. I could've seen Whiskey maybe wanting SA, but that was created in 2007.

They were two of the biggest communities not already owned by some conglomerate and even more than now all the big companies were convinced that impressions were going to become worth a million dollars an eyeball any day now. It's not like the notorious pedophile forum was more reputable than the pig balls website and frankly Lowtax must've looked insanely easy to hustle into selling out cheap

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Let's start with Something Positive

Or Something Sensitive!

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect goons. and my mouth isn't filled with bulletsm, it's victory metal

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Let's start with Something Positive

:confused: I've been reading S*P since year one and I don't recall Randy ever so much as mentioning the forums or Lowtax or whatever.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Do we have statements from Moot, Drew Curtis, Tucker Max, and the Boing Boing people yet? Their contemporary Web 1.0 titan has passed!

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm ignoring this and choosing to believe lowtax's last words were "i have to poop brb"

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

It's not like the notorious pedophile forum was more reputable than the pig balls website and frankly Lowtax must've looked insanely easy to hustle into selling out cheap

I forget too often that at one point, one of reddit's biggest subreddits was jailbait and, as with any large enough sub, it came with ever more risque spinoff subs. Jeeesus christ.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

drunken officeparty posted:

What ever happened to that guy who would draw things good and had a hot mom

Microwave apparently hasn't posted since 2011. Maybe they decided having thousands of internet strangers creeping on your mom is only funny for so long

IM FROM THE FUTURE
Dec 4, 2006

davecrazy posted:

Which one? Their were a few.

He probably means SASS the something awful sycophant squad. Though it seems there have been multiple generations of these sites since then.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Eason the Fifth posted:

joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen fatass goons. and my mouth isn't filled with bulletsm, it's victory metal

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

William Bear posted:

Do we have statements from Moot, Drew Curtis, Tucker Max, and the Boing Boing people yet? Their contemporary Web 1.0 titan has passed!

Unless one of those men created hamsterdance I don't give a poo poo.

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


William Bear posted:

Do we have statements from Moot, Drew Curtis, Tucker Max, and the Boing Boing people yet? Their contemporary Web 1.0 titan has passed!

https://twitter.com/DrewCurtis/status/1458903536486518786

Drew did a twitch stream but I haven't looked for/through the VOD.

Moot has been notoriously quiet since he left 4chan, and actually left google earlier this year. 4chan itself put up a banner calling him "our dad who disowned us", which is... uh... yeah, okay.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Hey this was from already like 25 pages ago but a dude with a Green Arrow avatar said this was their first post in 16 years, they had just been lurking since 2003 or something

I bring that up because someone with that same exact avatar used to post on a forum called Superhero Hype! and I used to too and now I’m wondering if you’re the same person! Please respond if you see this!!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Tokit posted:

I haven't been here in awhile but I'm genuinely baffled at how this poo poo posting idiot named CLAM DOWN I put on block years ago is now a moderator.



dude is still being a loving idiot in 2021 :shrug:

should answer your question about the quality of the forums these days

why are you bringing up years old forum drama you insane weirdo

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope the something awful hate websites dont try to steal credit for bullyciding lowtax
that honor goes to himself

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

haveblue posted:

Microwave apparently hasn't posted since 2011. Maybe they decided having thousands of internet strangers creeping on your mom is only funny for so long

I am pretty sure it is something at least the mom embraces. I was curious as to if that was a meme that escaped SA orbit a week or two and searched it, and it indeed has, and there was a fairly recent instagram recreation of the original.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Rick posted:

I am pretty sure it is something at least the mom embraces

so youre telling me ive got a chance

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

When someone who you interacted with commits suicide, it's not unusual to ponder if you could have somehow changed that outcome.

In mid-May of this year, I was contacted by an old client who wanted to know if I would be willing to write a resumé for a friend who was not on the forums. I said sure.

As you can guess, he then told me that the friend was Lowtax.

my old client posted:

Rich is trying to get his resumé in order (...)

dude is trying to move on with his life and as far as I see it, he is a good client... his resumé is extensive

I was a little dubious, but I don't really have the luxury of being able to reject a client, so I said okay.

Lowtax contacted me on Saturday the 29th. I told him that I didn't have any availability until June 4th, although I could maybe squeeze him in on the 2nd.

"Oh. I wanted to do it this weekend so I'll just give it a shot myself," he said.

I told him "I'm sorry, I'm 'attending' Balticon this weekend."

And he said:

"It's cool, nbd. Hope you have a good time!"

That was it. I didn't get to see what he had in terms of an "extensive" resumé, or find out how he would have described what he'd done with his life over the past 20 years.

And over the following six months, his Patreon sunk more, and he did worse poo poo on Youtube, and even if I had written a resumé for him, I can never promise to get someone hired - only to improve their odds.

When the news came out - especially when word started circulating that it had been suicide - I felt a little... potential indirect guilt. If I had cancelled my plans, I wondered... cleaned up his resumé... could I have maybe helped him get into a better financial situation, possibly prevented this?

It's a weird sort of relief to learn that, no, it wasn't because I didn't help him get a job, it was because he was angry at his ex-wife and the judge.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

spouse posted:

https://twitter.com/DrewCurtis/status/1458903536486518786

Drew did a twitch stream but I haven't looked for/through the VOD.

Moot has been notoriously quiet since he left 4chan, and actually left google earlier this year. 4chan itself put up a banner calling him "our dad who disowned us", which is... uh... yeah, okay.

Yeah I checked yesterday if /b/ had some threads up, but all I found was the usual nazi/porn/etc.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Good to hear that Drew Curtis paid his respects. Now we just need some words from this guy:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

William Bear posted:

Good to hear that Drew Curtis paid his respects. Now we just need some words from this guy:



100% unarguably the canonical image of lowtax. what i see in my minds eye when i hear the name.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



D1E posted:

Lazy.
As.
gently caress.

I kind of wonder if the dude had an undiagnosed disorder like ADD or something. I have ADD and if I let it go completely untreated I could absolutely see myself lying on the couch for several years on end, only occasionally getting up to launch some half-assed project before immediately abandoning it.

I guess it doesn't matter now, he never got (or sought) the help he needed.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'd never read that thread and figured goons had genuinely completely overdone it, as was very often the case in those days, and just utterly dogpiled him.

But it's actually just some very mild criticism scatter amongst the usual rear end kissing.

lmao the guy on the last page he banned

Aygtets
Nov 8, 2005

I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what I mean.
Posting on this thread for the history I guess. Been gone so long I didn't even know Lowtax was wife abuser lovely, just regular Lowtax lovely. Like, gone so long I heard he died from a Google News feed. But this still feels weird.

He was the physical representation of and final tie to Old Internet. Piss jugs and cum boxes. No empathy, and deep depression. Basement PC's, floor mattresses, and wet diarrhea.

Goondolences to his family.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Rick posted:

I am pretty sure it is something at least the mom embraces. I was curious as to if that was a meme that escaped SA orbit a week or two and searched it, and it indeed has, and there was a fairly recent instagram recreation of the original.

https://i.imgur.com/jX021go.mp4

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