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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your cat looks like a gravy boat if I inverse the brown colors

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
He’s definitely full of gravy. Weighs around 15 lbs. my little tortie, tank, weighs 8 lbs.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Big Beef City posted:

And the thing is, he's not doing a SUPER great job at it. I mean, it looks good. But it's not like a lawn care professional is out there doing it.

Just a guy, spending all his waking hours being just okay at lawn care

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Oh, time for black and white cats already?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Mr. Nice! posted:

that two stroke motor on his leaf blower emits more greenhouse gasses in a single day's use than your car does all year.

two stroke engines are loving dirrrrrrrty.

also another post for the thread.

yeah, leaf blowers are some bullshit, I hear California is going to ban gas powered ones

even if the air pollution wasn't bad enough I'd still want to punch the neighbor in the face for the noise pollution

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

What is the cure and what are you smoking that bacon over I would like details as a fellow baconeer

This particular batch is only kosher salt and pink salt. Cured using salt box method for 2 weeks. You'd think that maybe the bacon would be boring because there is no black pepper or sugar or maple syrup, or chili pepper flakes but you'd be wrong because its smoked over a combination of hickory, sugar maple, apple and cherry woods for 12 hours.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Sorry, I would have replied earlier but I got stuck actually having to do work stuff

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NEED SOMEONE TO JO WITH ME TO RECHARGE MY POSTING CRYSTAL

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ratjaculation posted:

NEED SOMEONE TO JO WITH ME TO RECHARGE MY POSTING CRYSTAL

:tuggin:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



NEED SOMEONE TO OJ WITH ME TO RECHARGE MY STABBING CRYSTAL

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

NEED SOMEONE TO JO WITH ME TO RECHARGE MY POSTING CRYSTAL

Is it a two stroke crystal?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Waterbed Wendy posted:

Is it a two stroke crystal?

:master:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Also

:iceburn:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



idgi

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




u a 2 pump chump even when you're doing self serve

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



wdym

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









was poking round LF for reasons and i came upon this bit of goon history

i share it now with u my favourite thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFS-F2lm-0

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
My friend dropped off some apple pie bourbon and some boozy apple slices and man, those apple slices are something else!!!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

sebmojo posted:

was poking round LF for reasons and i came upon this bit of goon history

i share it now with u my favourite thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFS-F2lm-0

Holy gently caress I forgot how loving good this is

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



sebmojo posted:

was poking round LF for reasons and i came upon this bit of goon history

i share it now with u my favourite thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFS-F2lm-0

they completely failed at all the basics of filmmaking, lmao

it's like no one even cared about framing the shots, as long as the "actors" are visible it's good enough

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



sebmojo posted:

was poking round LF for reasons and i came upon this bit of goon history

i share it now with u my favourite thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFS-F2lm-0

Aw man Zybourne Clock :)
I have a dirty secret: I would absolutely watch/read a professionally developed ZC story, I think it would be fun.

Imagine four bad fanclips on the edge of a cliff.....

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

My friend dropped off some apple pie bourbon and some boozy apple slices and man, those apple slices are something else!!!

Hell yeah!

I got some different fruits macerating in corn whiskey and bourbon right now: bing cherries, coffee, candied ginger, and of course apples.

I loving love the Fall

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

My friend dropped off some apple pie bourbon and some boozy apple slices and man, those apple slices are something else!!!

I forgot to ask, how are you using the apple slices, just pop them in your mouth?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I forgot to ask, how are you using the apple slices, just pop them in your mouth?

That's what we did with the first and HOO BOY those are some very powerful entities. I think I'm gonna throw them in a hot toddy I plan to make later and let them get mushy then eat em. They are strong as gently caress though

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


im posting for a roastin!

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


no wait i meant im roasting for a postin!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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the gently caress is this "meet now" windows poo poo.

I don't know anybody and I dont want to talk to anyone leave me alone bill gates

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hmm I got a bunch of booze hanging around we aren’t drinking. I should put some fruit in it :hai:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

That's what we did with the first and HOO BOY those are some very powerful entities. I think I'm gonna throw them in a hot toddy I plan to make later and let them get mushy then eat em. They are strong as gently caress though

:dance:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

the gently caress is this "meet now" windows poo poo.

I don't know anybody and I dont want to talk to anyone leave me alone bill gates

It’s actually “meat now” which is Microsoft’s new meat delivery service.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

It’s actually “meat now” which is Microsoft’s new meat delivery service.

What kinda meat we talking?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zil posted:

What kinda meat we talking?

What kinda meat you looking for?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Hmm I got a bunch of booze hanging around we aren’t drinking. I should put some fruit in it :hai:

It only gets better with age. A bit of sugar makes a nice cordial if you prefer taking the edge off

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



alexandriao posted:

no wait i meant im roasting for a postin!

drat right you are buddy, good job!!!!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

It’s actually “meat now” which is Microsoft’s new meat delivery service.

fuuuckk I just got rid of the toolbar icon. Guess I'm just vegan now

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What kinda meat you looking for?

I mean is it like where some dude shows up with his meat hanging out or is it like mail order venison? Fine either way, just want to know what to expect.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What kinda meat you looking for?

:grin:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

fuuuckk I just got rid of the toolbar icon. Guess I'm just vegan now

Hmmmm, Ratjaculation installed the backup toolbar icon

:thunk:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What kinda meat you looking for?

I like a nice lean, 90 / 10, personally. 90% fat that is :grin:

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Imagine, if you will, if tasty steak OR RIB fat was sold in packages like butter. You could just pull one out and blacken it and yum it on down yum yum

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