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lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

Shame Boy posted:

Cognitive Ball Torture

Cock and Ball Therapy

Sorry just had to get those out of my system

https://youtu.be/fR9ClX0egTc

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ganbare Gincun posted:

Buying attention $10 at a time, drip by drip. And did she ever say what her favorite RiffTrax was?

Based on my Advanced Posting Calculations, rereg will occur in 30-60 minutes, so get ready to POST.

karphead
Apr 20, 2001

*muffled voice* have you considered getting a job?
NO! No, that's not an option! Son-of-a-bitch!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htQAxTNF0g

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Do all of your idols hit their spouses and disown their children op?

The 2016 election was pretty funny, looking back

"My son cant have my name! What if hes a loser" lmao

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

i love threads like these because it really brings out the psychos. real self-involved pipe-hitters melting down is very :discourse: and it's keeping in the theme of remembering lowtax

It also keeps up with the SA theme of en entire thread ganging up on someone they don't like.

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

AshliLies posted:

[timg]modsnip[/timg]

here's the one rich got that caused him to have an affair with me and get him divorced

before ashli outs herself and posts the logs she used in the divorce case which has this same photo in it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Nov 14, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Junior Jr. posted:

Holy poo poo, I never expected this. I never really got to meet Rich but I always thought he was a cool guy and honestly just finding out about this hurts so deep. I knew a couple years back that Rich was going through some problems (this guy explains it better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oiWXxU_2Hc) but I can't believe this would happen to him. I've got to respect him for making these forums back in the golden age of the internet and also making fun shitposts and just being a fun silly goofball, it's the reason why I came to this site in the first place. Also the LPs and articles were funny and great to read and watch. I wish I would've known Rich in person years ago and just got drunk with him and had an awesome time, hell I really wanted to see another Doom House, but I guess that's never going to happen. I just hope Rich is kicking it in the afterlife and he knows the goons miss him dearly and thank him for everything.

R.I.P. Lowtax, you wonderful goddamn boomer. <3

:lol: you loving suck

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Bedlam posted:

Oh poo poo I should have asked for that instead of nudes. Sorry guys.

It's ok, you're only human, we all make mistakes. And your mistake didn't involve pics of cum in your mouth, so there's that.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Do all of your idols hit their spouses and disown their children op?

I knew he had family problems and his ex took his kids away, that sucks. I just hope they're okay and getting help.

Doomtrain
Sep 12, 2006
A mood train?
Dear Richard,
It appears I have underestimated your ability to cum.

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
Futa Snake, you're going through black-and-white thinking I think, and you were taken advantage of and played by somebody who knew you would think that way over him. You think that Rich is the messiah, and that his exes are all demons--that's not reality.

Please, I encourage you to take the time to understand your emotions. Ask yourself how you are feeling today, write it down, and then answer the five whys so that you understand why you are feeling that way. Then, do the same thing tomorrow, and so on. Please. Take care of yourself.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

Kinda hard when they keep registering new accounts

e: also it's been extremely entertaining in a sad way compared to the occasional 2002 poster kramering in to announce they'll miss lowtax, that ole' sunofagun

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Junior Jr. posted:

I knew he had family problems and his ex took his kids away, that sucks. I just hope they're okay and getting help.

Are you aware that your hero's physical, emotional, and financial abuse is why they need help?

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tuxide posted:

Futa Snake, you're going through black-and-white thinking I think, and you were taken advantage of and played by somebody who knew you would think that way over him. You think that Rich is the messiah, and that his exes are all demons--that's not reality.

Please, I encourage you to take the time to understand your emotions. Ask yourself how you are feeling today, write it down, and then answer the five whys so that you understand why you are feeling that way. Then, do the same thing tomorrow, and so on. Please. Take care of yourself.

Alternatively: pee pee poo poo fart poo poo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Junior Jr. posted:

Holy poo poo, I never expected this. I never really got to meet Rich but I always thought he was a cool guy and honestly just finding out about this hurts so deep. I knew a couple years back that Rich was going through some problems (this guy explains it better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oiWXxU_2Hc) but I can't believe this would happen to him. I've got to respect him for making these forums back in the golden age of the internet and also making fun shitposts and just being a fun silly goofball, it's the reason why I came to this site in the first place. Also the LPs and articles were funny and great to read and watch. I wish I would've known Rich in person years ago and just got drunk with him and had an awesome time, hell I really wanted to see another Doom House, but I guess that's never going to happen. I just hope Rich is kicking it in the afterlife and he knows the goons miss him dearly and thank him for everything.

R.I.P. Lowtax, you wonderful goddamn boomer. <3

Reported for account sharing with Lowtax's Ouija board

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Ganbare Gincun posted:

It's ok, you're only human, we all make mistakes. And your mistake didn't involve pics of cum in your mouth, so there's that.

Pics of you with cum in your mouth posted in your friends memorial thread.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Entropic posted:

i just noticed he still had that Brandon Bird last supper robocop painting in place of pride as the only decoration in his depressing streaming room

http://www.brandonbird.com/supper.html

They should auction the painting off and give the proceeds to his kids TBH.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

We aren't done with the funeral yet, geez, gently caress off for a bit

AnonymouseNo5
Nov 11, 2021

Baggot posted:

terminally online man finally succumbs in 2021



If only some of us were lucky to leave hell world sooner than later.</joking>

What in tarnation went on in the past twenty pages. Another alt account and some porno that was really disappointing.

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It also keeps up with the SA theme of en entire thread ganging up on someone they don't like.

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

Why? Her posts are awesome

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It also keeps up with the SA theme of en entire thread ganging up on someone they don't like.

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

Hey, if she wants to keep giving Jeff money to actually pay his employees unlike a certain recently deceased wife beater, then I say by all means let her continue.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

When it's time to cum, we will cum hard
Hey!
You, you work all night (all night!)
And when you work you just feel all right
And when, when things stop feeling all right (all right!)
And everything is all right
'Cause we will never listen to your rules (No!)
We will never do as others do (No!)
Know what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do
So let's get a cum going (Let's get a cum going!)
Now it's time to cum and we'll cum hard (cum hard!)
Let's get a cum going (Let's get a cum going!)
When it's time to cum, we will always cum hard
Cum hard!
(Cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard)
Cum hard!
(Cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum cum, cum hard)
Cum hard!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
All right!
You, you fight that fight (that fight)
And when you're fighting you feel all right
But when, when things stop feeling all right (all right!)
And everything is all right
'Cause we will never listen to your rules (No!)
We will never do as others do (No!)
We know what we want and we get it from you
We do what we like and we like what we do
So let's get a cum going (Let's get a cum going!)
Now it's time to cum and we'll cum hard (cum hard!)
Let's get a cum going (Let's get a cum going!)
When it's time to cum, we will always cum hard
Cum hard!
(Cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard)
Cum hard!
(Cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard)
Cum hard!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cum hard!
(Cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum hard, cum cum, cum hard) Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cum hard!

ok, do Depeche Mode's "Work Hard" next

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Lowtax's kids might read this thread some day, geez people. lol

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Junior Jr. posted:

I just hope Rich is kicking it in the afterlife

As far as I know none of his wives or children are dead

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

I got 99% in mario but after hours of trying I have to concede that I cannot beat the darker side and I need to give up

Bedlam
Feb 15, 2008

Angry thoughts

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It also keeps up with the SA theme of en entire thread ganging up on someone they don't like.

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

I could go on about how his satirical battlefield 2 guide introduced me to the concept of comedy writing and satire, or how him and his website helped to build the current monoliths of the internet.

Instead I choose to make his sausage-stuffed face animate with ancestry's voodoo magic and prod for nudes. That poo poo's funny, he's an rear end in a top hat, and he would've liked it.

Bedlam fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Nov 13, 2021

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Futa snake if you're reading this this please keep reregging, you provide solid content in an otherwise extremely dull thread.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

WaryWarren posted:

Lowtax's kids might read this thread some day, geez people. lol

tbf they're probably going to read ALL his posts, slowly but surely

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I haven't tried to keep up with this thread, and jump ahead a hundred or two posts at a time when I check on it, and it has certainly been a ride. :stare:

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Anyway I made a coffin for Screamy the Fish

ברוך דיין אמת

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Shalom to you too

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It also keeps up with the SA theme of en entire thread ganging up on someone they don't like.

Just loving ignore Futa and be done with it instead of making GBS threads up the thread jfc

Others might see this post and think "man, this guy sounds pretty aggressive and is probably an rear end in a top hat", but I know the truth. You're a very sensitive boy and I love you.

Getting back from the derail, does anyone know when the frontpage is gonna start up again

Frush
Jun 26, 2008
Wow this thread moves fast.

hard counter posted:

Richard may have developed the forums, but it’s the users that have made it so great.


Founding a home for goons is either a hell of a legacy or an act of criminal insanity. Complicated as the legacy is, can't deny he made an impact. And lowered my productivity in grad school through the floor.

RIP

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002
IIRC futa self-identified with borderline personality disorder in one of their earlier posts; hopefully they're getting good treatment, but untreated BPD patients can be some of the most toxic, incredibly unpleasant people you've ever met in your life

perfect for Lowtax

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Source4Leko posted:

Pics of you with cum in your mouth posted in your friends memorial thread.

Suddenly, I am reminded of this old Conan O'Brien sketch.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


the mentally ill cumshot lady being a crypto grifter is all the proof I need that these dead gay comedy forums will continue to be hilarious for another two decades

Sintaxx
Feb 4, 2007
Just curious, does the wife plan to keep her dayjob, assuming she has one?. I mean the gofundme has reached its goal but now it seems we are in extra innings as the gofunding goal keeps getting updated with new target amounts. Are all of his kids benefitting from this or is it just the the 2 with the with the most recent ex-wife? Is there a separate one for the oldest daughter, hopefully they resist the urge to profit and keep a little dignity from this further. As I understand, the split was amicable from the oldest daughter's mother so no playing the victum card here.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

cum posted:

Futa snake if you're reading this this please keep reregging, you provide solid content in an otherwise extremely dull thread.

I hope she re-regs with the name "Sinistar" and spams "BEWARE, I LIVE" in this thread like crazy.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Jazzzzz posted:

IIRC futa self-identified with borderline personality disorder in one of their earlier posts; hopefully they're getting good treatment, but untreated BPD patients can be some of the most toxic, incredibly unpleasant people you've ever met in your life

perfect for Lowtax

if you mean Koalas March, they're not the same person

edit: never mind, I was confused

Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Nov 13, 2021

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Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002
did I loving stutter

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