itt a tribute to our late founder, farewell, deer richard

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Ackbar: Jul 15, 2002

DannoMack posted:

look at how much left side there is on his face

not anymore.

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Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Ackbar posted:

not anymore.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:57

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Atoramos posted:

If you have to ask the question you already know the answer

it's always cum

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:58

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I think it's genuinely just very neat that 2.0 Worlds is that well-adjusted.

EDIT: loving beaten by Ganbare Gincun

Ironically his improvement really started when he was banned from here after the goon love thing. Once he was away from here, he was able to grow and deal with his stuff. Sometimes SA can really be toxic, or at least it used to. Helldump and such were... Not very kind, but two worlds was also really messed up then. Separation did him wonders

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Ganbare Gincun: Jul 24, 2014

bagmonkey posted:

Unless that's an already used cum pipe. Is it an already used cum pipe

Deep inside of your heart, you know.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:58

rastarob: Feb 12, 2005; Form is emptiness, emptiness is forum

Pleads posted:

This is the funniest Lowtax content in a decade+

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:58

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

PassTheRemote posted:

Perfect song for Lowtax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rzVVwvlLU

of all the poo poo I expected to see in this thread, a phantom of the paradise reference woulda been the very last thing

also yes that's a great tribute

Atoramos fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 13, 2021

# ? Nov 13, 2021 04:59

Kal-L: Jan 18, 2005; Heh... Spider-man... Web searches... That's funny. I should've trademarked that one. Could've made a mint.

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

We are also discussing a certain frozen goldfish tonight.

Wait, what? Details, please.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:00

Brinty: Aug 4, 2012

This thread got even weirder than I expected, I love how much I hate it

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:01

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Pretty sure it should be 2.1 Worlds if there was an update

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:01

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Empty Sandwich posted:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:01

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Ackbar posted:

not anymore.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:04

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Brinty posted:

This thread got even weirder than I expected, I love how much I hate it

Its only gotten more boring since Futa got probed smh

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:04

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

This is totally inappropriate but I am not going to apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vdas8XTSM

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:06

pliable: Sep 26, 2003; this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc; Fun Shoe

^^^ loving lmao :laffo:

Has the goldfish been buried yet???

pliable fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Nov 13, 2021

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

verix posted:

we used the FCC as a personal furry forum on SA and he eventually just dissolved it, I think it was such a colossal failure of treating furries like Juden that he got rid of the subforum and just made up his own story about how he owned the furries

drat this is some familiar territory.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:06

Ganbare Gincun: Jul 24, 2014

pillsburysoldier posted:

Its only gotten more boring since Futa got probed smh

I haven't looked at her OnlyFans, but I bet she gets probed there a lot too! Zing!

But seriously, she'll be back.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:07

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

alright now everyone post pictures of your goldfish cum altar

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:08

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Lowen SoDium posted:

This is totally inappropriate but I am not going to apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vdas8XTSM

lol

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:08

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Kal-L posted:

Wait, what? Details, please.

Moola has a frozen dead goldfish named screamy, in a Tupperware, that's been in their freezer for over a year

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:09

Lifepuzzler: Nov 5, 2009

Holy poo poo. What a legacy.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:10

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lowen SoDium posted:

This is totally inappropriate but I am not going to apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vdas8XTSM

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:11

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

please don't cross the frozen goldfish / cum story arcs tyia I just don't see how that resolves well

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:12

Moof Strydar: Jul 13, 2001

I logged back in to say, sorry to everyone affected.

Thanks to the forums for giving me a creative outlet and community 20 years ago.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:12

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Moof Strydar posted:

I logged back in to say, sorry to everyone affected.

Thanks to the forums for giving me a creative outlet and community 20 years ago.

we miss you please sell me a t-shirt

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:15

Ganbare Gincun: Jul 24, 2014

Moof Strydar posted:

I logged back in to say, sorry to everyone affected.

Thanks to the forums for giving me a creative outlet and community 20 years ago.

Thank you for your service (to comedy)!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:16

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

AshliLies posted:

[]
https://i.imgur.com/Bqi3ZI7.jpg

here's the one rich got that caused him to have an affair with me and get him divorced

before ashli outs herself and posts the logs she used in the divorce case which has this same photo in it

lmao

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:17

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

AshliLies posted:

LadyAmbien left me some love in my message box that I felt I'd share.

She is not a victim. She was the first to be arrested under domestic violence charges by ICE, and jailed. Rich did everything to get her out. Then she pulled the Rich is the abuser so she could stay in the DV shelter.

This insecure bimbo thought a twitter pornstar was having an affair with Rich, without any sexting logs or the fact I lack any dick pics.

I literally send anyone my nudes, she could have them too if she just asked nicely.

Rich bought me two coop games, Iron Rain and Warhammer Inquisitor. Problem happened with PSN due to country restrictions so Lowtax had to spend a bit more. Ashli got butthurt over this.

Her insecurity is half the reason Rich is dead right now. The other half is Logan Day.

The only reason she has logs of any of this, is because she literally used it in their divorce case against Rich, which he had told me about plenty.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

ten bux

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:19

Moof Strydar: Jul 13, 2001

Ganbare Gincun posted:

Thank you for your service (to comedy)!

I'm not Moof 😂

(I pre-date him)

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:20

Ganbare Gincun: Jul 24, 2014

SmokaDustbowl posted:

ten bux

twenty bux so far, probably more to come (cum?)

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:21

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drunken officeparty posted:

Honestly the star wars movies from best to worst go 3>5>1>4>2>6

I can live with this.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:21

Ganbare Gincun: Jul 24, 2014

Moof Strydar posted:

I'm not Moof 😂

(I pre-date him)

Oh, well, poo poo, I'm sorry I got you mixed up with the Other Moof!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:21

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

Moof Strydar posted:

I'm not Moof 😂

(I pre-date him)

sell the man a t-shirt

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:23

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Ganbare Gincun posted:

twenty bux so far, probably more to come (cum?)

hahahahaha

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:23

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Ganbare Gincun posted:

twenty bux so far, probably more to come (cum?)

there will DEFINITELY be more cum

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:25

Chill Monster: Apr 23, 2014

Did Lowtax suffer a TBI in that fight with Uwe Boll? That fight really seemed to be a catalyst for a lot of the problems he experienced later in life.

I always considered Lowtax a bit of a grifter, even back when I first registered in 2004, but he had a knack for making and publishing stuff that a disaffected, vaguely counterculture teenage nerd like me found funny. Sometimes he'd be a toxic rear end in a top hat, but he never seemed completely out of control. When I checked back in on the forms in 2014, the grift had gotten sloppier, the toxicity and victim-hood had ramped up, and it seemed to me like he had developed some impulse problems. Lowtax just seemed like his brain wasn't working as well anymore.

Either way,

He really lived up to the tagline 'the internet makes you stupid.'

rip

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:25

Kal-L: Jan 18, 2005; Heh... Spider-man... Web searches... That's funny. I should've trademarked that one. Could've made a mint.

HonorableTB posted:

Moola has a frozen dead goldfish named screamy, in a Tupperware, that's been in their freezer for over a year

Are they hoping to revive it with weird science/dark magics? :psyduck:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:26

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

HonorableTB posted:

Moola has a frozen dead goldfish named screamy, in a Tupperware, that's been in their freezer for over a year

are we really certain it's dead? maybe it's cryogenically frozen and will sleep for untold centuries only to awaken in a strange and distant future

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:26

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Seth Pecksniff posted:

- a whole lot of olds coming back, including Frags

Even Everdraed posted.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:27

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stillvisions: Oct 15, 2014; I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

CornHolio posted:

I'll be honest, I'm nostalgic for the pre- social media internet.

I remember when the AYB video came out and just thinking it was the most amazing thing online, something I could joke about with a handful of rl friends in the know as we'd been laughing away on Portal of Evil at all the weird poo poo of the internet.

Then one night I was at a dance club and the song came on, and there was "ohhhhh poo poo" moment, like it had escaped the lab and now was in the real world. That genie wasn't going back in the bottle. I miss those before days when it was Stile Project, Wesley Willis, Boston and Shaun, Anton Maiden etc. and all the weird poo poo you found that wasn't chewed through a social media feed.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 05:27

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