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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

A Magical Lamp posted:

I hope that one day the Lowtax children will be able to afford an account on here. When they're of working age and won't inconvenience someone who was lazy even by Internet content creator standards.

Very creepy post

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I hope lowtaxs kids stay away from this site because its probably unhealthy. Just my imo.

Edit - I will always remember one of his kids crazy Dora the Explorer stories. She was a funny kid.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

GWBBQ posted:

Are any of us truly goons if Shidavas didn't throw that pipe in with an SA Mart order back in 2007?

I don't have my free pipe from Shidavas anymore, I don't know what happened to it :cry:

It was my favorite orange spoon :smithicide:

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I want SA to become the internet equivalent of that tiny restaurant in town thats been around since the 60s and hasnt updated the decor since then, with it being kept alive purely by olds who swear its still the best place to get chicken marsala.

And by chicken marsala I mean cum

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
Cum is stored in the SomethingAwful

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Yes, Im sure his children will one day love to post on the forum with a 250+ page thread full of people celebrating their dads suicide

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I was catching up on this thread and I'm really really glad you guys got back on the topic of cum

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Sudden Javelin posted:



here have my sad cat

the cat is reading the posts

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
Their friends from school are probably reading this thread right now because it shows up in search results, keep that in mind

Tuxide fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Nov 13, 2021

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

SchrodingersCat posted:

SomethingAwful in it's prime always took things too far. Like trying to destroy people's lives too far. It was pretty funny to me as a 19 year old kid, now I look back on stuff I posted back then and shake my head. 19 year old me supported the Iraq War and 37 year old me is a hardcore socialist. I hated SplitSoul's guts back then and now I probably agree with 99% of his politics. The weird thing with being a long-term poster on a place like this is you can look back and see how dumb you were.

Im in almost the exact same boat minus the depression friend. 19 year old me was a liberal with hopes and aspirations. 37 year old me is a socialist pinko-commie accelerationist. I am not however, clinically depressed. Just solidly crack-pinged.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Sisal Two-Step posted:

weird vibes in this thread

the nerds getting horny at the mentally ill cum mouth lady and demanding she post nudes :airquote:ironically:airquote: was probably the saddest, most pathetic 2004-era poo poo in a thread where old posters are lamenting they can't use slurs anymore

anyway rip

Yup. My immediate thoughts on the pic were that I had seen more than enough, and man did the taxman not have any standards if that was worth blowing a marriage up over(you know, assuming the abuse hadn't already done that).

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

That Futa Snake person and Seraph should hook up. I think they could have something special.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
I know lowtax was probably a bad person who engaged in abusive things with women...but I was in a dark place once. Some things I had said here got me in trouble with a previous employer and he came to my aid and defended me when he didn't have to just because I was a goon. There were a few times outside of that where he helped e get out of a dark place.

I'm thankful for that and SA for being a mostly good force in my life for the past 20+ years.

I also feel pretty icky that how it all went down very probably had something to do with his death. He wasn't great..I get it. But I wish we could take a lesson about how we did dog pile the poo poo out of him and maybe could have done better.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
dad dead, so what

Agreed
Dec 30, 2003

The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down

What a loving weird encapsulation of a period of time, what a strange journey. I guess I didn't expect this, but I didn't expect any of the poo poo that happened toward the end either. I wish he hadn't ended up like he did, in a number of ways.

Remember when this was one of the top comedy sites? Going up against Fark, back when photoshop was pretty new still and poo poo seemed hilarious? I'm very grateful for what he put in motion, though I feel in a sense we made it and kept it alive (for better and worse, over the years) it wouldn't have existed without him. I remember how it was in the 2000s and how it all seemed it might go. Didn't expect a lot yet to come.

RIP Lowtax, condolences to those who miss him most.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

kylej posted:

What is your avatar from?

Kelly Reemtsen's art series https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/11/dress-and-tool-paintings-kelly-reemtsen/

scheissmacht
Oct 23, 2000
:lurkmore:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



:mods:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



bagmonkey posted:

I was catching up on this thread and I'm really really glad you guys got back on the topic of cum

And Screamy

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Sudden Javelin posted:



here have my sad cat

did you show her this thread

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Basic Poster posted:

I know lowtax was probably a bad person who engaged in abusive things with women...but I was in a dark place once. Some things I had said here got me in trouble with a previous employer and he came to my aid and defended me when he didn't have to just because I was a goon. There were a few times outside of that where he helped e get out of a dark place.

I'm thankful for that and SA for being a mostly good force in my life for the past 20+ years.

I also feel pretty icky that how it all went down very probably had something to do with his death. He wasn't great..I get it. But I wish we could take a lesson about how we did dog pile the poo poo out of him and maybe could have done better.

He was abusive towards women which is punishable by death according to goons

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
As we all know we live in a world of binary, and people are either Bad or Good, no inbetween

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Immortal Wombat posted:

Goodnight sweet prince

Thanks for turning this place over to a bunch of college grievance studies nags and converting it from the fun centre of internet culture into an irrelevant backwater shithole.

It's unhealthy to be upset on your computer

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's unhealthy to be upset on your computer

Hes not wrong

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Your computer should be a happy place where you can go to have fun while ignoring important deadlines and spacing out during meetings, not a place of strife (serious)

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

Ngl I thought mangosteens were made up until I read this thread

Jadius
May 12, 2001

FISSION MAILED!

Heath posted:

Cum is both a wave and a particle

The double slit experiment proves that unless you have an observer cum will remain in a spit/swallow superposition

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

GTO posted:

Ngl I thought mangosteens were made up until I read this thread

They're really tasty and you can find them seasonally at produce markets in your area!

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Sisal Two-Step posted:

did you show her this thread

think that would class as animal cruelty

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the Shlongdinger's skeet thought experiment

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Hedrigall posted:

Or maybe don’t

Having all these 40 somethings from the early 2000s coming back and complaining about how the forums are these days is like some weird old dude who lived in your house a long time before you moved in coming around one day uninvited and criticising how you’ve furnished it

Hey i ain't complaining i think the forums are good now

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
sincerity of any kind is more grotesque than a million mouths overflowing with cum

Marluxia
May 8, 2008



0utR1d3r
May 19, 2005
Got 's teh Boost?


I have never looked at a Mango or thought about them the same ever since that fateful day on these forums

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Mangoo?

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Can youy catch me up on this Screamy business? I know its a fish but thats about it, I was hyperfocused on cum

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