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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
had about 45 in my draftkings account, so:

1.75 andrade/lawler/shevchenko by ko/tko/dq in round 2/rozenstruik @ +4700 to win 84
2.00 on abdurakjimov/modafferi/rozenstruik/shevchenko @ +4229 to win 86.59
1.00 on a point to be deducted in rozenstruik/blaydes @ +3500 to win 36.00 (i feel an Yvel-level nut shot is coming in that fight for some reason)
5.00 on shevchenko by ko/tko/dq/sub @ -225 to win 7.22
5.00 on abdurakhimov @ +175 to win 13.75
5.00 on nick diaz @ +130 to win 11.50
10.00 on rozenstruik @ +260 to win 36.00
5.00 on modafferi @ +310 to win 5.00
10.00 on shevchenko/murphy + rozenstruik/blaydes to both be under 2.5 rounds at +240 to win 34.00

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

I got 20 on


Hooker-140
Rozenstruik by ko+400
Nick+140
Over 2.5 valentina/murphy-115
Oretga+160

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

had about 45 in my draftkings account, so:

1.75 andrade/lawler/shevchenko by ko/tko/dq in round 2/rozenstruik @ +4700 to win 84
2.00 on abdurakjimov/modafferi/rozenstruik/shevchenko @ +4229 to win 86.59
1.00 on a point to be deducted in rozenstruik/blaydes @ +3500 to win 36.00 (i feel an Yvel-level nut shot is coming in that fight for some reason)
5.00 on shevchenko by ko/tko/dq/sub @ -225 to win 7.22
5.00 on abdurakhimov @ +175 to win 13.75
5.00 on nick diaz @ +130 to win 11.50
10.00 on rozenstruik @ +260 to win 36.00
5.00 on modafferi @ +310 to win 5.00
10.00 on shevchenko/murphy + rozenstruik/blaydes to both be under 2.5 rounds at +240 to win 34.00

i am unstoppable

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Rough night for the underdogs

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

7 for 7 on my parlay OOOOH HEELLLL YEEEEAAAH

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

i am unstoppable

i hate to say it but you sort of brought it upon yourself by betting on roxy

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
Got :10bux: on Machado at +325 in this contender series fight.

edit: Good fight, but probably didn't work out for me.

edit2: Yup, oh well, was still very silly odds for what ended up being a pretty close fight.

Brut fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Oct 20, 2021

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Some guy that has owed me 5 grand for over 10 years tracked me down at the WSOP and paid me back finally. While we were catching up I found out he is a big Colby Covington fan because he is a trumpster So just to spite this rear end in a top hat I bet The 5k he gave me on Usman -310. I tried to get him to take the bet but he refused so I made him come to the sportsbook with me to watch me bet it.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lnao godspeed jase

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
50 successful dope tests! Usman can't go wrong!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

That rules

I got 20 bux on usman by decision

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Some guy that has owed me 5 grand for over 10 years tracked me down at the WSOP and paid me back finally. While we were catching up I found out he is a big Colby Covington fan because he is a trumpster So just to spite this rear end in a top hat I bet The 5k he gave me on Usman -310. I tried to get him to take the bet but he refused so I made him come to the sportsbook with me to watch me bet it.

Someone has owed you $5000. Hasn't paid you in 10 years.... tracked YOU down to pay?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
People come and go from the gambling world it happens a lot. When a guy gets back on his feet he usually tries to settle up any debts so he isn't blackballed

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Godspeed Jace. Betting on Usman was the most patriotic thing you could do

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








make the guy go watch you collect too, jase

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Some guy that has owed me 5 grand for over 10 years tracked me down at the WSOP and paid me back finally. While we were catching up I found out he is a big Colby Covington fan because he is a trumpster So just to spite this rear end in a top hat I bet The 5k he gave me on Usman -310. I tried to get him to take the bet but he refused so I made him come to the sportsbook with me to watch me bet it.

lmao hell yeah

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

jase1 posted:

Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

hahaha was that you

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase1 posted:

Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

Fantastic.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

lmao hell yeah

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

STONE COLD 64 posted:

hahaha was that you

Do you work for a book?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on Rodriguez at +375

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

5k on Rodriguez at +375

Jase curse strikes again

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I had $5 on a parley for the underdogs of Chaos, KGB and Letson ruined it for me.

Also, $5 on Max by sub at +1600 and man did I jump out of my seat a few times with his attempts

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hey just chiming in here because I went and looked at the odds:

If Julianna Pena wins tomorrow it would be the biggest upset in UFC title history, and maybe in all of MMA history, and I'm including stuff like Silva-Takase here. The best line I'm seeing for her is +800, and imo that's nowhere near enough payout. She is 2-2 in her last 2 with embarrassing submission losses to strikers and her opponents that she beat in that frame were not good opponents. She has never KOed an opponent standing, or even hurt one as I recall, so she doesn't even have the so-called puncher's chance.

Speaking as the guy who does fight breakdowns, and knowing how some goons like to bet for fun, I'd like to caution anyone against putting long shot bets on her for shits and giggles until we start seeing the kinds of odds you'd expect for picking a team that, idk, missed the playoffs this year to win the 2022 world series or something.

(I probably just cursed Nunes, but there it is).

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
if she moves over +1000 I will put 10k on her

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

if she moves over +1000 I will put 10k on her

she looked not scared at the weigh ins

last time I had a Lock Slam Pick we lost money on Megan Anderson lol so be safe out there friend

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

jase1 posted:

if she moves over +1000 I will put 10k on her

outstanding.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on Kara-France to win by ko @+250 just because its always funny when cody gets knocked out

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

gg

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on pena to win with a tko or ko in round 4 or 5 @ +7000

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


:psypop:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

CommonShore posted:

Hey just chiming in here because I went and looked at the odds:

If Julianna Pena wins tomorrow it would be the biggest upset in UFC title history, and maybe in all of MMA history, and I'm including stuff like Silva-Takase here. The best line I'm seeing for her is +800, and imo that's nowhere near enough payout. She is 2-2 in her last 2 with embarrassing submission losses to strikers and her opponents that she beat in that frame were not good opponents. She has never KOed an opponent standing, or even hurt one as I recall, so she doesn't even have the so-called puncher's chance.

Speaking as the guy who does fight breakdowns, and knowing how some goons like to bet for fun, I'd like to caution anyone against putting long shot bets on her for shits and giggles until we start seeing the kinds of odds you'd expect for picking a team that, idk, missed the playoffs this year to win the 2022 world series or something.

(I probably just cursed Nunes, but there it is).

lmao

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
????

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

5k on pena to win with a tko or ko in round 4 or 5 @ +7000

Did you just win $350,000?

e: haha it wasn't round 4 or 5... welp

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Dec 12, 2021

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








LMFAO

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I got in at 7:1 lmaooooooo

I literally said to my self "last time this happened I rued not getting in on Holm"

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Love this sport

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
gently caress I thought the only way Peņa wins was via points somehow so I did $5 at +1000

Oh well I love this dumb sport.

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