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HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird
The furries furiously pounding out DMs & the shithead old-timers whining when they get smacked down for using slurs is choice enough, but the fact that the one coming in to poo poo talk the deceased's ex-wife is a horny & absolutely batshit trans woman is truly the icing (snrk) on the cake.

I'm never leaving this site. This poo poo is just too amazing.

Fishmech, if you're reading this, I hope you're glowing up and I just wanna let you know I'm never paying you back for that train ticket.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Ganbare Gincun posted:

I feel really bad for Futa Snake. All jokes aside, I really hope she talks with her partner about the grief she is experiencing, or - even better - speaks with a licensed counselor/therapist that is trained to help people deal with these kinds of tragedies.

I mean she's right here, tell her directly.

Screamy the Fish posted:

You misheard, Screamy went to State Farm.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Screamy the Fish posted:

You misheard, Screamy went to State Farm.



Screamy the Fish
Nov 14, 2021

by sebmojo

pillsburysoldier posted:

I mean she's right here, tell her directly.




BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
lowtax death update: still dead

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Screamy the Fish posted:

You misheard, Screamy went to State Farm.



I'd rather Screamy then Aaron Rodgers, that guy sucks.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

fermi paradox is a great game

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

lowtax death update: still dead

Is anyone working on a cure

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

HolHorsejob posted:

The furries furiously pounding out DMs

PM me your furry twitter handle

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Guess I’d better post in the lowtax is dead thread. He’s dancing with teh pigs now.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Ganbare Gincun posted:

I feel really bad for Futa Snake. All jokes aside, I really hope she talks with her partner about the grief she is experiencing, or - even better - speaks with a licensed counselor/therapist that is trained to help people deal with these kinds of tragedies.

that would make too much sense, seems like she'd rather talk poo poo about the ex wives/gf and shill NFTs on twitter instead

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Fansy posted:

Is anyone working on a cure

lol no

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

Fansy posted:

Is anyone working on a cure

http://www.billy-witch-doctor.com/

Screamy the Fish
Nov 14, 2021

by sebmojo

https://zombo.com/

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well holy poo poo.

Maybe he'll resurrect as someone that doesn't get punched by Uwe Bol.

Scathach fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Nov 14, 2021

Timid
Dec 13, 2012

open the container moola

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Has anyone thought about getting his DNA and cloning him so he can return to us in 20 years? (as 1999 Lowtax)

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Bury Screamy together with Rich in the Pet Sematary. You don't get back out exactly what you put in so it'll be a double surprise.

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014
Jesus, we brought Screamy back like a Primal from Final Fantasy XIV!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
This Screamy thread seems pretty cool.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
I pledge $200 to the lowtax family fund in exchange for the preserved corpse of Screamy, what say you?

I will put him to rest at a lake high upon a mountain nearby, the journey is long and treacherous, but it must be done.

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Nov 14, 2021

CaptainFish
Mar 31, 2011

It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

Fansy posted:

Spend 5 minutes and use the internet to confirm, or just take my word. Life insurance in the USA pays out for suicide after X period of time, usually 2 years, provided you don't take anyone with you.

So, Screamy's death disqualifies him.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
gayly beloved, we are gaythered here today to eat cum and talk about a fish

lowtax who

Ganbare Gincun
Jul 24, 2014

CaptainFish posted:

So, Screamy's death disqualifies him.

AND he apparently also took out Dean Stockwell the same day, so... not looking good.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Screamy didnt pay child support either fwiw

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
So what's on the hard drive under screamy in the freezer?

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Mx. posted:

a tribute to lost friends



*before plunging into the abyss*

For Screamy...

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Ganbare Gincun posted:

Jesus, we brought Screamy back like a Primal from Final Fantasy XIV!

that is a weird reference but i too enjoy that game and am looking forward to the expansion :waycool:

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
The 2-year suicide window works for insurance companies because most everyone acclimates to whatever low their tragic life hit within that time.

Fansy fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Nov 14, 2021

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Ganbare Gincun posted:

I feel really bad for Futa Snake. All jokes aside, I really hope she talks with her partner about the grief she is experiencing, or - even better - speaks with a licensed counselor/therapist that is trained to help people deal with these kinds of tragedies.

This.

Futa Snake, you're desperately trying to get goons to listen to you and instead you are being mercilessly mocked. How can you not see how unhealthy this is for you?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


X JAKK posted:

I pledge $200 to the lowtax family fund in exchange for the preserved corpse of Screamy, what say you?

I will put him to rest at a lake high upon a mountain nearby, the journey is long and treacherous, but it must be done.

screamy is an angel, a perfect angel, how dare you lowball that frozen fish corpse

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Whoever got me that gangtag, I know you're reading this: Thank you.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
look, just because richard has had a history of taking advantage of women and manipulating them doesnt mean hes a bad guy, hes the victim here

and futa snake could've been THE one to fix him, now we'll never know

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Scathach posted:

Well holy poo poo.

Maybe he'll resurrect as someone that doesn't get punched by Uwe Bol.

Oh hey. I don't remember where I know you from but I remember your avatar. I think you're a good poster

BigRoman
Jun 19, 2005

nvidiagouge posted:

You don't get the insurance if you off yourself even if he did.

Actually, most insurance policies have a 2 year suicide & contestability period. So, as long as your policy remained in-force for at least 2 years before you die, the insurance company needs to pay out (unless they decide to dispute benefits due to fraud or something like that).

EFB: by Fansy

BigRoman fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Nov 14, 2021

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Kill All Cops posted:

look, just because richard has had a history of taking advantage of women and manipulating them doesnt mean hes a bad guy, hes the victim here

and futa snake could've been THE one to fix him, now we'll never know

manic pixie dreamsnake, the worst vonda mcintyre novel

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Mx. posted:

screamy is an angel, a perfect angel, how dare you lowball that frozen fish corpse

I was trying to spark a bidding war, for the faaaam. :sparkles:

200 still on the table, gimme that fish

e: 250!

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 14, 2021

Ninshack
Jun 18, 2006
bizarre

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stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Shame Boy posted:

Still want that gangtag (a mod has to put it on the SA servers right?) but :screamy: will at least hold me over for a while, very good.

I'm responding to you because I'm still laughing at your av every time because of the video you posted. The only thing that might have made it more perfect if it just ends when the person wearing it started :screamy:

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