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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Perestroika posted:

I did appreciate this caption:

"Inventor of, among other things, Christmas tree cannons."

Mods please change my name to Weihnachtsbaumkanonen

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:17

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:14

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Audio needed for full effect.

https://i.imgur.com/xoQ0JEQ.mp4

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:28

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

OwlFancier posted:

Genuinely don't get where the idea germans aren't funny comes from.

They killed all their funny people :imunfunny:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:38

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

OwlFancier posted:

Genuinely don't get where the idea germans aren't funny comes from.

"Ja, ze idea of shooting ze tree auf den kanon is absurd but zis if what the device was designed to do. Zere is little one may do in the face of such realities."

*laugh track*

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:41

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Solar Tornado posted:

They killed all their funny people

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:02

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Audio needed for full effect.

https://i.imgur.com/xoQ0JEQ.mp4

That is a very respectable seal flop. We all have our talents.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 01:11

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Antigravitas posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WildAggressiveBluejay-mobile.mp4

Huh. "This is a christmastreewerfer, it werfs christmastrees", in the flesh. Nearly.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:24

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Is Tannenbaum a different thing then? Or is Germany having a War on Christmas too

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:33

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

wow they get better too

We have a ton of Blue Q stuff and give a ton of it as gifts.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:40

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Data Graham posted:

Is Tannenbaum a different thing then? Or is Germany having a War on Christmas too

Looks like war by Christmas.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:40

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

Is Tannenbaum a different thing then? Or is Germany having a War on Christmas too

A Weihnachtsbaum is what happens when you hang christmas decorations onto a Tannenbaum

# ? Nov 13, 2021 02:44

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

HenryEx posted:

A Weihnachtsbaum is what happens when you hang christmas decorations onto a Tannenbaum

This is all fine but what happens if you accidentally create a T�mikbaum?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:00

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Data Graham posted:

Is Tannenbaum a different thing then? Or is Germany having a War on Christmas too

It's more of a Tannonboom, if anything.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 03:15

Ninurta: Sep 19, 2007; What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Shoes fell off, must be dead.

https://i.imgur.com/DODKi7d.mp4

I keep pressing Y, why isn't it rewinding?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 07:45

Quill: Jan 19, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

What else would you do with a Christmas tree cannon?

World War 3 will be loving wild.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 09:22

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Quill posted:

World War 3 will be loving wild.

no no, World War 4 will be fought with sticks.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 09:28

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Yeah, the sticks left over from all the Christmas tree cannons.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 10:27

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Solar Tornado posted:

They killed all their funny people

No I think they only killed one clown

# ? Nov 13, 2021 11:26

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

PYF Funny Pictures: No I think they only killed one clown

# ? Nov 13, 2021 15:51

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Sound on.

https://i.imgur.com/I83dd5K.mp4

Gets slightly better yet when you click the ... and set playback speed to 0.5

# ? Nov 13, 2021 16:10

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. "This is a christmastreewerfer, it werfs christmastrees", in the flesh. Nearly.

Ahem, it werfs weihnachtsbaums :colbert:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 16:23

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Data Graham posted:

Is Tannenbaum a different thing then? Or is Germany having a War on Christmas too

"Tannenbaum" just means "fir tree."

For example, there's a beer from the Black Forest region called "Tannenzaepfle" or literally "fir cone" beer.

(it's a pretty decent pils).

No idea why Mr. Tree Cannon there isn't calling his a Tannenbaumkanone, since I don't see that poo poo decorated :colbert:

Could be that he's hucking left over christmas trees in Jan. or something.

edit: ok, yeah, watched the video, looks like he's doing it with left over Christmas trees.

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# ? Nov 13, 2021 16:32

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Cyrano4747 posted:

edit: ok, yeah, watched the video, looks like he's doing it with left over Christmas trees.

Correct.

Also: "Hm, I think a Blue Spruce flies better than a Nordmann Fir" near the end. A Spruce, as we all know, is not a Fir!

# ? Nov 13, 2021 16:41

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Aha, the mystery is solved. Any tree, once decorated, is a Weinachtsbaum, even if the decorations are later removed. But only some (One?) breeds of tree are Tannenbaum.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 17:00

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

I mean you can figure out the difference between a christmas tree and any other evergreen tree, right? It's that, but with a more specific kind of conifer.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:07

tiercel: Apr 22, 2008

Perestroika posted:

I did appreciate this caption:

"Inventor of, among other things, Christmas tree cannons."

A friend tells me the wife's caption is "wife who's used to this stuff." (Friend knows German; I do not.)

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Ahem, it werfs weihnachtsbaums

Sorry I don't speak boche.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:40

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

tiercel posted:

A friend tells me the wife's caption is "wife who's used to this stuff." (Friend knows German; I do not.)

Literal translation: "Wife who is used to a lot of things."
But the actual meaning is more like "wife who tolerates a lot of crap".

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:41

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Sorry I don't speak boche.

You'll never make it in moisture farming then.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:42

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Zopotantor posted:

You'll never make it in moisture farming then.

I have a stillsuit¹ so I'm kinda a moisture farmer in my own right

^{I poopoo and peepee in my pants and wring them out into a bucket at the end of the day}

# ? Nov 13, 2021 18:52

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

At least you use a bucket, small mercies

# ? Nov 13, 2021 20:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Data Graham posted:

At least you use a bucket, small danken

# ? Nov 13, 2021 23:28

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Nov 13, 2021 23:57

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

"Why are you not helping [the tortoise]?"

# ? Nov 14, 2021 00:03

GhostDog: Jul 30, 2003; Always see everything.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

if there's anything the producers taught us it's that nazis are naturally heilarious

fixed

# ? Nov 14, 2021 01:13

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Zopotantor posted:

Literal translation: "Wife who is used to a lot of things."
But the actual meaning is more like "wife who tolerates a lot of crap".

Long-suffering wife

# ? Nov 14, 2021 03:05

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I have a stillsuit¹ so I'm kinda a moisture farmer in my own right

^{I poopoo and peepee in my pants and wring them out into a bucket at the end of the day}

Um actually if you read Dune you would know that urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads and furthermore

Also critical support for the wife of the Christmas tree cannon guy, she needs it

# ? Nov 14, 2021 07:38