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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Charlize II

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

please do not post smooth habsburgs

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊
Habsburgs are super smooth, in every direction.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/BHBIffL.mp4

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



is this from that gta remaster

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

She Habsburgin

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1459816885222928389

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
But why are they behind his legs?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I think that's underbutt

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Gluteules

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Bop Hades? Yeah, he does that towards the end of the movie.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Megillah Gorilla posted:

But why are they behind his legs?

The fabled half-tuck.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Megillah Gorilla posted:

But why are they behind his legs?

It’s the saggiest rear end


Mournful

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain I sat on a throne of blood. What was, will be. What is, will be no more! Now is the season of evil.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Megillah Gorilla posted:

But why are they behind his legs?

Bophades Cheeks.

Everybody's asking about hams

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Reminds me of this

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



lmao

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



Zey took ze new deal? Domp eet.

sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



That's fantastic; do you have any information on who created it/where it's from? All I can find by using Image Search is the original, and Google has replaced the right-click > search by image with the substantially less useful "Search Image with Google Lens"





e: of course as soon as I posted this I found the source was Reddit (via Know Your Meme)

sarcastx has a new favorite as of 16:36 on Nov 14, 2021

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Imagine spending five figures getting your whole face cut open and glued back together to look like a skyrim mod

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sarcastx posted:

That's fantastic; do you have any information on who created it/where it's from? All I can find by using Image Search is the original, and Google has replaced the right-click > search by image with the substantially less useful "Search Image with Google Lens"





e: of course as soon as I posted this I found the source was Reddit (via Know Your Meme)

have they though?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



flavor.flv posted:

Imagine spending five figures getting your whole face cut open and glued back together to look like a skyrim mod



Dang, my bad, I don't get it

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



This is hilarious. My wife's grandma painted a picture of the original photograph and it hangs in our kitchen now. A couple years ago I ran it through the faceapp smile filter

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
There are three genders

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I do like waffles.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Pancakes are boys and french toast are girls

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The diner near me also has "hungry man" and "hungry woman" combos where the only difference is pancakes vs french toast, but the actual combos themselves are different from what's in that picture. I'd say the french toast is the better deal but their pancakes are really loving good.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So you're saying that men are ... really good but — women — what



:v:

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Scratch Monkey posted:

There are three genders



Why is the waffle more expensive? That's gender discrimination!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



lol

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

KillHour posted:

Why is the waffle more expensive? That's gender discrimination!

A waffle is genetically predisposed to require more syrup, so it’s priced in. It’s no more gender discrimination than charging pancakes more for car insurance.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Robobot posted:

A waffle is genetically predisposed to require more syrup, so it’s priced in. It’s no more gender discrimination than charging pancakes more for car insurance.

Breakfasttruths

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Scratch Monkey posted:

There are three genders



Men are from batter, women are from day old bread

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There it is. Waffles are cannibals. Shoulda known *slams tumbler*

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Scratch Monkey posted:

There are three genders


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Don't forget

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Please don't post that she/hulk gif

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Karate Bastard posted:

Please don't post that she/hulk gif

<green mouth curls into a grin>

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
<elon musk looks apprehensive>

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