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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
that’s why it’s one letter away from „sux”

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no_tears
Dec 20, 2020

Bing Bong
I never got to try the Travis Scott burger :(

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

no_tears posted:

I never got to try the Travis Scott burger :(

thats unfortunate. it was to die for :dadjoke:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

DerekSmartymans posted:

Obviously you don’t use Gentoo. (Me, either, dude!)

well when i ran linux it was slackware, lol

a puppy is much less work

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

EmbryoSteve posted:

The sex was good but never got as close to as good as masturbating???

Lmao sure thing buddy. You definitely had the sex

Maybe the motivation was all wrong, but Reddit actually gave him the right advice to just jerk off and stay away from real women.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

syntaxfunction posted:

If you can't think of any other reason other than getting off to have sex with another person then you're the sort of person who shouldn't have sex.

I think they probably shouldn’t be in a relationship with another human at all. Even in a deep relationship like an established marriage loving for getting off is great occasionally, but even better loving just to get the other person off is lots of fun, too! Some of my antipsychotic meds made me unable to orgasm but didn’t affect erections at all and I never heard a complaint (after communicating honestly; at first she felt like I didn’t feel attracted to her anymore or worse until we talked it out).

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



cool

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Reddit sure does care a lot about the YouTube dislike button huh

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

hawowanlawow posted:

Reddit sure does care a lot about the YouTube dislike button huh

It's really funny because reddit did the same thing with the downvote button.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/EngineeringPorn/comments/qsk4jp/the_black_and_organe_toubillion_baguette_that/hke7184/

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

goblin week posted:

That’s actually pretty relatable tbh. Sex loving sucks

I'm sorry about whatever happened to you

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The thing that really gets me about Delphi is if there hadn't been immediate and massive backlash, it would have replaced all the social media moderation staff within the year.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Fun fact Delphi seems to magically always support NATO’s actions if you ask it any geopolitical questions.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018



Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

No wonder tech bros think AI will save us

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Haha jesus christ. I love the future so much

necroid
May 14, 2009



lol not even questionable, just wrong

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Of course it is wrong, you're going to gently caress up the timeline. You're bopping around with your time machine in NAZI Germany, but do you ever think about what happens if you get caught and now the NAZIs have a time machine? SMH

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
96 points 28 comments submitted 8 hours ago by blastcancer

to r/RandomThoughts
I've been having dreams of loving the hottest curvaceous blonde Nazi chick and it's getting really annoying. The thought of her calling me the loving n-word in German turns me the gently caress on holy poo poo. I am NOT a nazi.

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1460323465127362566

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


lol this got a good chuckle from me.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend…"
/r/mallninjashit



This picture is blowing my mind

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

PinheadSlim posted:

"A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend…"
/r/mallninjashit



This picture is blowing my mind

Hopefully those aren’t two real guns the dude has in his hands.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

dude looks like a late game rpg character

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Looks like the deputy sheriff of Defiance

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

MarcusSA posted:

Hopefully those aren’t two real guns the dude has in his hands.

Looks like he has a 1911 in his left hand and unfortunately he has what appears to be 1911 magazines on his right leg lol

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Caesar Saladin posted:

dude looks like a late game rpg character

I think I had a f:NV character with a similar load out as his

I always did like the hunting revolver

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think I had a f:NV character with a similar load out as his

I always did like the hunting revolver

Best scope in my house is on a .44 SuperRedhawk. I’ve gotten whitetail with it maybe 20(?) years ago, but it was around then I had to give it up. It’s just on the revolver because my dad didn’t want to sight it in, and it doesn’t fit any holsters with the scope on. Looks like something the Lord Humongous would use if Road Warrior was made in 2035, though.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

goblin week posted:

That’s actually pretty relatable tbh. Sex loving sucks

If you're lucky sex is like icecream in that when it's good it's good, and when it's lame it's still pretty good.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sex makes you fat?!?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Sex drips and gets my hand sticky if I don't keep licking consistently

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Colonel Cancer posted:

Sex makes you fat?!?

Don’t have sex for every meal and you should be ok

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

goblin week posted:

That’s actually pretty relatable tbh. Sex loving sucks

I'm so sorry no one involved in your sex life has ever actually been good at it. Goondolences

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/qv79xr/jordan_petersons_mind_blown_by_bitcoin_mining_in/


lol

At this point what's left of his mind would probably be blown by jangling keys

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

I was gonna post that lol. Just the sentence "Bitcoin monetizes stranded cheap energy" has me almost fully jokerfied. :psyduck:

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

257 points 5 hours ago
"Ive never met a single person thats against bitcoin and has also put in 50 hours of honest research into it"

:lmao:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




PinheadSlim posted:

257 points 5 hours ago
"Ive never met a single person thats against bitcoin and has also put in 50 hours of honest research into it"

:lmao:

He's not wrong.

"Ive never met a single person thats against Urine therapy and has also put in 50 hours of honest research into it" is also true, because people who think drinking pee is dumb and gross don't need 50 hours of research.

"Ive never met a single person thats against Scientology and has also put in 50 hours of honest research into it" would be true for most people. There definitely are plenty of people who have put more time than that into it, but I've never met them.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




"Honest" is doing some heavy lifting in the sentence too. I assume the many bitcoin debunkers wouldn't count even if he met them, because their research wasn't "honest".

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Yeah, concluding that bitcoins are dumb is clearly a sign of research not done honestly.

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necroid
May 14, 2009

ughhh this motherfucker Peterson keeps popping up everywhere in my youtube recommendations, I just want to listen to actual philosophy + psychology stuff while I work

:negative:

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