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DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

Ill take that OSHA inspector any day of the week. :3

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Dog is trying to warn the user of that harbor freight jack that its going to collapse on him.

Animals just know these things sometimes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/EbUYb6X.mp4

This almost gives me vertigo just looking at it, so I’ll drop a :nws: in here to kill the embedding, but there’s no gore or nudity.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sat on a Nuclear Torpedo a few years ago

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm amazed at how slow that is. Based on the people on the ground that video was accelerated a ton

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Humphreys posted:

Sat on a Nuclear Torpedo a few years ago


Maj Kong? Is that you?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Weembles posted:

The green coating they use in my city has had mixed results. Some sections hold up great and some wear down quickly. I'm guessing the technique used to apply it makes a big difference.
Yeah, like paint soldering and welding, prep is 90% of the end result.
The stuff they've been putting down lately doesn't seem so flimsy so maybe they're learning.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Azhais posted:

I'm amazed at how slow that is. Based on the people on the ground that video was accelerated a ton

Long pendulums have long periods. That one’s should be something like twenty seconds.

Here is video at normal speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlE2Uoq5Rqw

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Nov 14, 2021

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/1czE3Lv.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:



“The floodlights have failed in the Marine vs Dunston match- luckily a Dunston midfielder is an electrician”

Was his name Ned Flanders?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I love this stuff. A guy skateboarding in a pool is cool, but I think it's more impressive that the camera person is doing it too.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

*Narrator voice*
Unfortunately Jimmy was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1459646977306775558?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtIqMftNdNY

In response to the Rust incident, Lucky Gunner put out a detailed video explaining how blank ammo works and the potential dangers of it, capped off with using ballistic gel to recreate the Brandon Lee and Jon-Erik Hexum accidents.

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Nov 14, 2021

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/nutnutnutnate/status/1459572185798950914?t=Vwa_qWGqfeX5wHJ8CnXxfw&s=19

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm not seeing what's supposed to be hardcore about that. Roughing with a six flute?

I'm not the greatest machinist ever but seeing the feed and depth of cut made me think the end mill was going to explode the entire video.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird
Titans of cnc is basically Epic Meal Time meets Dog the bounty hunter, but for machining

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I think that's doggo for "Stick! Stick! You forgot the stick! That stick looking thing! Parking brake! That's what it's called, parking brake! Hey listen up I'll bite your ear if you don't listen idiot! Pull the stick I mean parking brake!"

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 14, 2021

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Azhais posted:

I'm amazed at how slow that is. Based on the people on the ground that video was accelerated a ton

The part with the sped up people is when they are slowly cranking the guy up to start the swing. Notice that it entirely stops moving when it peaks at the end, in exactly the way a pendulum doesn't.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/OVBkZ9P.mp4

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

OSHA: Please do not let your children play with sharp edged tools

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


NoneMoreNegative posted:

OSHA: Please do not let your children play with sharp edged tools



I wonder how much money in therapy for the kid this video will cost

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

NoneMoreNegative posted:

OSHA: Please do not let your children play with sharp edged tools



J. Walter Weatherman teaching another lesson, I see.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
https://twitter.com/jtrebach/status/1459590799721705475

Seems like a good price for uranium dioxideperoxide.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Tired: Radium Water
Wired: Uranium Dioxideperoxide

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
OSHA: Kil'd by several accidents

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I'm the 1 who died of piles

:rip:

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I'm imagining "kil'd by several accidents" as basically being the 1632 London version of Nordberg from Naked Gun

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
We just gonna ignore “Cancer, and Wolf”?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
Really sucks for that guy who died from vomiting

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How didst John die? Suddenly.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I take that "kil'd by several accidents" means people killed by multiple cascading accidents happening to them, like stepping into a bear trap, then being run over by a horse cart and falling into Thames and drowning.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ekuNNN posted:

How didst John die? Suddenly.

"We can die heroically, comically, ironically, sadly, suddenly, slowly, disgustingly, charmingly or from a great height."

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What the hell is rising of the lights?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Nenonen posted:

I take that "kil'd by several accidents" means people killed by multiple cascading accidents happening to them, like stepping into a bear trap, then being run over by a horse cart and falling into Thames and drowning.

Coroner takes one look at the body, just whistles in a surprised fashion and scribbles that down.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Nenonen posted:

I take that "kil'd by several accidents" means people killed by multiple cascading accidents happening to them, like stepping into a bear trap, then being run over by a horse cart and falling into Thames and drowning.

But only the non-wolf-related accidents.

Rage, rage against the Rising of the Lights.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Azathoth posted:

Coroner takes one look at the body, just whistles in a surprised fashion and scribbles that down.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

early version of Operation looking pretty goddamn horrifying

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
From Reddit:
"Here's a list of some of the more odd or confusing items, for anyone interested:

Ague = feverish illness, often malaria

Apoplex = stroke (the rupture or clogging of a blood vessel in the brain), paralysis resulting from a stroke - sometimes also refers to other spontaneous causes of internal bleeding like burst aneurysms

Meagrom = migraine, severe headache - this obvious symptom could be deadly if it originated from things like a brain tumor, bleeding within the brain / stroke, concussion / TBI / swelling within the brain...

Bloody flux, scowring, flux = dysentery / bloody diarrhea or otherwise severe diarrhea, often from diseases like cholera

Childbed = death during or shortly after giving birth

Chrisomes = death of unbaptized infant / death of infant less than a month old

Colick, stone, and strangury = severe abdominal pain, bladder/kidney stones, rupture in abdomen (appendicitis, bladder rupture, etc)

Consumption = tuberculosis

Cut of the stone = died during/from the surgery to cut out bladder/kidney stones

Dropsie and swelling = edema, swelling of a body part

Falling sickness = epilepsy, seizures

Flocks and small pox = smallpox, other diseases causing pustules over the body like cowpox and chickenpox

French pox = syphilis

Jaundies = jaundice, yellowing of the skin and eyes often a symptom of liver failure

Jawfain = "jaw fallen" / lockjaw, often tetanus

Impostume = abscess, a deep infection full of pus

King's Evil = scrofula, aka tuberculosis infection of the neck glands. The touch of a king was said to cure this disease.

Lethargie = depression?

Livergrown = unknown, some think it might have been another term for rickets or it could be from diseases which resulted in a swollen, enlarged liver - things like chronic alcoholism, hepatitis, or congestive heart failure.

Made away themselves = suicide

Murthered = murdered

Over-laid = infant that died after being unintentionally smothered / parent rolled onto them while sleeping

Starved at nurse = insufficient breast milk, or the child had a disease that caused them to "fail to thrive" / not gain weight and die even though being fed

Palsie = palsy, paralysis or other muscle difficulties

Piles = hemorrhoids

Planet = aka planet-struck, any very sudden severe illness or paralysis that was thought to result from the "influence" of a planet. Like how the moon (luna) was once thought to cause insanity (creating lunatics).

Pleurisie = swollen, inflamed pleura - the membranous tissue surrounding the lungs

Purples = bruising, especially wide-spread - many causes

Spotted feaver = typhus or meningitis

Quinsie = tonsillitis / inflamed tonsils, especially when abscessed and obstructing breathing

Rising of the lights = as an organ meat, lungs are often called "lights" because they are very light-weight organs. Nobody's sure about what exactly "rising of the lights" was, but it may be related to severe coughing and the perception that during a cough the lungs would rise up in the chest. Perhaps croup, a respiratory disease causing a severe 'barking' cough.

Suddenly = unknown sudden death

Surfet = overeating / gluttony, vomiting from overeating. Aside from direct "death from overeating" it may have been a grouping for many types of death that often went along with being overweight - death from untreated diabetes, cushing's disease, heart failure, etc. "Surfet" also might have been the cause-of-death given if someone over drank, passed out, and died from aspirating their own vomit.

Teeth = dental infection leading to death

Thrush = yeast overgrowth / yeast infection of mouth (or genitals)

Tympany = either abdominal tumor growth, or other bloating/distension of the abdomen - especially when air or gas is caught within the abdomen or intestines, causing a hollow sound when thumped

Tissick = cough, can also refer to the coughing and wasting away of tuberculosis"

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wingnut Ninja posted:

But only the non-wolf-related accidents.

Rage, rage against the Rising of the Lights.

On Thanksgiving, I rage, rage against the drying of the white (meat)

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