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Blarghalt
May 19, 2010


everyone gets one bad take

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

lmao

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

This is just prologue to the epic Luna Oi v Carl Zha Twitter feud of 2022.

:hmmyes:

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010


as a total aside Xi Jingping's name sounds like the name of a C&C general

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Mantis42 posted:

This is just prologue to the epic Luna Oi v Carl Zha Twitter feud of 2022.

I just saw this pop up btw

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

When America collapses into civil war in like 2027, Luna Oi is going to become the vietnamese brace beldon

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019

Blarghalt posted:

When America collapses into civil war in like 2027, Luna Oi is going to become the vietnamese brace beldon

I hope the CPC recruits the CPUSA to start an ML state in the ruins of this shithole like they did with Myanmar https://www.cpusa.org/article/china-and-u-s-cp-leaders-meet/

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

If any leftist group actually manages to seize power in this country, it's going to be a group of extremely pissed off zoomers that will make mao look like a loving evangelical republican

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

mawarannahr posted:

I just saw this pop up btw


i wanna buy this

also there's a genre of patriotic vietnamese socialist pop music. i've probably posted it before but the second video is fun because it shows U.S. marines getting dropped like imperial stormtroopers as these chicks with AKs give it a thumbs up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iBGtYvaJMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLffUfT8M_A

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

FrancisFukyomama posted:

I hope the CPC recruits the CPUSA to start an ML state in the ruins of this shithole like they did with Myanmar https://www.cpusa.org/article/china-and-u-s-cp-leaders-meet/

On one hand, most of their members are undercover feds, on the other hand their take on the hammer and sickle is so loving cool

Lost Time
Sep 28, 2012

All necessities, provided. All anxieties, tranquilized. All boredom, amused.

Blarghalt posted:

everyone gets one bad take

He's had a few , though he's still on the positive side of things. But he should at least avoid platforming Kissinger's living corpse and other such nonsense.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/14/china/china-border-closure-inward-turn-dst-intl-hnk/index.html

COVID cope might be my very favorite brand of anti China propaganda. "COVID has made the Chinese people hate the west, not because it provided undeniable evidence of western governments' incompetence and callousness, but because of how terribly isolated they are"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Western countries literally don't know how to deal with being held to standards

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Western countries literally don't know how to deal with being held to standards

they are the quintessential masters of the double ones

Mayman10
May 11, 2019

Lost Time posted:

He's had a few , though he's still on the positive side of things. But he should at least avoid platforming Kissinger's living corpse and other such nonsense.

Kissinger fills a weird place in respect to China, there's still a sense of reverence to his statesmanship from what I understand. At least that's the impression I got from my Chinese history professor, his role in the reform and opening up has been a major factor in his more positive reception.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

my bony fealty posted:

Vietnam...a lifetime bitch

Lifetime bitch or... holder of the triple crown of beating three UN-security-council-permanent-member-nuclear-powers in succession? And then getting rid of US-supported Pol Pot for good measure.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

It was the extra bad version

https://www.foundry-planet.com/d/us-bradken-pays-nearly-11-million-usd-for-us-navy-scandal/

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/43069/metallurgist-admits-to-falsifying-navy-submarine-steel-strength-test-results-for-36-years

Lmao she did more potential damage than an actual saboteur could dream of through sheer laziness. She lied about castings for the hull, so they will merely crack the boat in half and kill everyone if they fail.

One boomer single-handedly blunted the effectiveness of the US sub fleet doing more damage then any foreign agency could dream of because she thought that vital metallurgy tests she was specifically employed to make were "stupid"

Just the worst generation.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Sabotaging the US sub-fleet is good, actually. So perhaps the best generation?

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
The US sub fleet is older than a lot of people think, a lot of it was built in the 1980s (some of even before she took the job). The Ohio class, our ocean going nuclear deterrent started being built in the mid 1970s and the Los Angeles class (most of our attack fleet) came out slightly earlier.

The irony is she worked at that job for 30 years+ but still only affected our newest ships just because our fleet is that drat old. Of course, the older vessels will have to decommissioned because of metal fatigue anyway, but it is ironic.

It is also the US’ technological advantage when it comes to the Russians/Chinese isn’t as much as one may think, if anything they are coming out with subs better than most of our fleet. The substandard steel being used is just a cherry on top.

It is really fleet carriers where the US still shines, but the Nimitz class itself is 40+ years old.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 12:46 on Nov 15, 2021

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

30.5 Days posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/14/china/china-border-closure-inward-turn-dst-intl-hnk/index.html

COVID cope might be my very favorite brand of anti China propaganda. "COVID has made the Chinese people hate the west, not because it provided undeniable evidence of western governments' incompetence and callousness, but because of how terribly isolated they are"

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Blarghalt posted:

everyone gets one bad take

i dont know why anyone would expect him to denounce his government on such a highly contentious issue of geopolitics. the whole vietnam-china relationship has centuries of very emotional disputes of national identity and all that. like as in, you wouldnt exactly expect many finns to denounce the winter war and its continuation, especially if they were working at the national news agency

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

I can't believe Chen refused to read my manifesto declaring the Fulan Gong as the sole legitimate government of China

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

lollontee posted:

i dont know why anyone would expect him to denounce his government on such a highly contentious issue of geopolitics. the whole vietnam-china relationship has centuries of very emotional disputes of national identity and all that. like as in, you wouldnt exactly expect many finns to denounce the winter war and its continuation, especially if they were working at the national news agency

I would say more than the Sino-Vietnam relationship itself, that war, in particular, was more complex than most people give it credit for. The Chinese saw the Vietnamese as a Soviet proxy (Americans never acknowledge this) and the month-long conflict as a skirmish in the broader Cold War.

(Granted, Americans also have officially declared Vietnam its "ally" even though the Vietnamese have kept their distance.)

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ardennes posted:

I would say more than the Sino-Vietnam relationship itself, that war, in particular, was more complex than most people give it credit for. The Chinese saw the Vietnamese as a Soviet proxy (Americans never acknowledge this) and the month-long conflict as a skirmish in the broader Cold War.

(Granted, Americans also have officially declared Vietnam its "ally" even though the Vietnamese have kept their distance.)

exactly, and in broader terms the whole sino-soviet split is a completely ignored subject in the west in general. like, i always have to remind people i talk to about the fact, because nobody except very old people even remember it happen

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

lollontee posted:

exactly, and in broader terms the whole sino-soviet split is a completely ignored subject in the west in general. like, i always have to remind people i talk to about the fact, because nobody except very old people even remember it happen

Not many people I speak to in China know much about it for that matter. Seems to be strictly a topic for history nerds. Relationship with Russia is very much framed in terms of the present day, as a somewhat unreliable ally against mutual enemies.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

lollontee posted:

exactly, and in broader terms the whole sino-soviet split is a completely ignored subject in the west in general. like, i always have to remind people i talk to about the fact, because nobody except very old people even remember it happen

Well, it is just about re-writing history to serve whatever narrative at the moment. No one really cared about that war 10-15 years ago when China was just keeping quiet and making sneakers. Of course, we ignore our own involvement in the conflict such as the fact we were obviously backing the Khmer Rouge at the time.

Anyway, Vietnam is doing the smart thing at the moment while generally working with China economically while keeping its military options open by buying Russian arms. They know that saddling up with the US isn't worth it and that with the ratification of the RCEP, the PRC going to be the unquestionably dominant economic force in Asia.

Atopian posted:

Not many people I speak to in China know much about it for that matter. Seems to be strictly a topic for history nerds. Relationship with Russia is very much framed in terms of the present day, as a somewhat unreliable ally against mutual enemies.

From what I have seen online, I would say average Chinese net citizens are absolutely more positive about the Chinese-Russian relationship than Russians are. There seems to be at least some positive memories of Sino-Soviet cooperation during the 1950s, while Russians are very much stuck in a hard xenophobic rut at this point.

The xenophobia in Moscow in 2021 (aimed at central Asians usually inclusive of other Asians) is unquestionably the worst I have seen it.

That said, at the state level, Sino-Russo relations seem pretty solid, both military cooperation and trade both seem to be steadily growing.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 15:26 on Nov 15, 2021

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1460250756515303428?s=20

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Chamale posted:

In case you missed it, this is a hilarious crack-ping from the Doomsday Economics thread's China derail.

splifyphus posted:

how about - liberals are objectively a mass extinction event, and anything that kills them is extremely loving good for every existing life form in the known universe. the only thing stalin did wrong was not nuking the poo poo out of America the first chance he got. mao likewise. pol pot was prolly onto something.

whatever the CCP does to reproduce its power and build/defend/expand Chinese socialism is totally fine by me - china is literally one of the last hopes for humanity. i do not give a flying gently caress about weegurs or lib-protestors or falun gong or whatever other hysterical libvictim propaganda construct that you've thoughtlessly auto-reified. kill them all, let God sort it out.

how's that for 'stanning', bitch? you want some more?

y'all libs make the holocaust look like a children's birthday party, and then you come in here projecting your atavistic judeo-xtian moralist hypocrisy at us like we're all playing the same game with the same ruleset. like it's somehow our problem that your trashcan world-horizon stopped evolving in the 17c. you and your ideology and your 'values' and your 'morality' and your 'lifestyle' and every goddamn construct in your head - all of it, your entire loving potemkin civilization is a planetary cancer, a plague, a disease. you're so incomprehensibly evil that the biosphere would rather destroy itself than allow you to continue existing. even the planet knows - suffer not the liberal to live. the cancer must be burned out.

that you haven't realized this yet can only mean you're still too enmeshed in your fanatical consumerist ideological enclosure to give a poo poo about anything outside of the tinglings in your oh so beautiful soul. you are doing a mass extinction event, and while you are doing it you are moralizing about politics like an illiterate toddler. political power grows out of the barrel of a gun, son. so it has been, so it is, so it shall be.

there's just no more room in the gulags for you lot anymore. we're full up.

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drat forgot to click on this thread over the weekend and missed out the party.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Ardennes posted:

I would say more than the Sino-Vietnam relationship itself, that war, in particular, was more complex than most people give it credit for. The Chinese saw the Vietnamese as a Soviet proxy (Americans never acknowledge this) and the month-long conflict as a skirmish in the broader Cold War.

some of the most educative and highly interesting posts of this thread I've read are about it (and much appreciated, ty)

the CPV is one of the most impressive political organizations in the history of the world given how in such a short time frame they managed to do, well, everything they did. Uncle Ho and everybody are badass

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

dead gay comedy forums posted:

some of the most educative and highly interesting posts of this thread I've read are about it (and much appreciated, ty)

the CPV is one of the most impressive political organizations in the history of the world given how in such a short time frame they managed to do, well, everything they did. Uncle Ho and everybody are badass

Americans in this thread and generally are incapable of understanding in any way Lenin/Clausewitz's whole "Politics is the reason, war is the tool" thing. Since they've never faced any meaningful external enemy, all wars are just video games to them and have no purpose other than brutalizing and killing non-whites.

There's also this weird thing where They think Vietnam somehow becomes a third rate backwater after 1976, instead of what it actually was, which was a major regional power with a formidable Soviet backed army that went right into wars of foreign expansion, just as the US had predicted. Chalk this up to the popular American perception that the American war was somehow a guerilla war against South Vietnamese peasants - when it was actually a mostly conventional war against a professional PVA.

In contrast, China immediately after the Cultural Revolution had a per-capita GDP that was about the same as Haiti and IIRC significantly less than North Korea.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thanks for the new desktop background TheAtlantic

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

dead gay comedy forums posted:

some of the most educative and highly interesting posts of this thread I've read are about it (and much appreciated, ty)

the CPV is one of the most impressive political organizations in the history of the world given how in such a short time frame they managed to do, well, everything they did. Uncle Ho and everybody are badass

im glad vietnam kicked the PRC's rear end

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010


I'll just come out and say it: Xi really does look like Winnie the Pooh just a little bit

i think it's the cheeks

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

What the gently caress a communist state is trying to spread communism? This is expansionism and won't stand, better back the cpc so we can get our boy pol pot back in, he's the legitimate ruler after all

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Blarghalt posted:

I'll just come out and say it: Xi really does look like Winnie the Pooh just a little bit

i think it's the cheeks

he totally does look like winnie but i think it's endearing :shobon:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Blarghalt posted:

I'll just come out and say it: Xi really does look like Winnie the Pooh just a little bit

i think it's the cheeks

oh bother

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


wanna pinch those peoples' cheeks

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Belt and Roo :)

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Ardennes posted:

our ocean going nuclear deterrent

our fleet

nope!

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Russians will pay.

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