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Eeevil
Oct 28, 2010

Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat :colbert:
I hope Jack Perry uses the name Jungle Boy for the rest of his career. I hope 30 years from now he's managing some up-and-coming new wrestler like Sting is now and he's still going by Jungle Boy.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Eeevil posted:

I hope Jack Perry uses the name Jungle Boy for the rest of his career. I hope 30 years from now he's managing some up-and-coming new wrestler like Sting is now and he's still going by Jungle Boy.

HE'S JUST A JUNGLE BOY
JUNGLEEE BOOOO-OOYYY

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Eeevil posted:

I hope Jack Perry uses the name Jungle Boy for the rest of his career. I hope 30 years from now he's managing some up-and-coming new wrestler like Sting is now and he's still going by Jungle Boy.

Feuding with AEW Co-GMs the Young Bucks.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
If Ric Flair can make it to 72 years old without ever calling himself "The Nature MAN" then Jungle Boy can do whatever he wants frankly

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Drakkel posted:

If Ric Flair can make it to 72 years old without ever calling himself "The Nature MAN" then Jungle Boy can do whatever he wants frankly

lol

That's a good point

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The Heartbreak Man sounds very creepy

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lid posted:

The Heartbreak Man sounds very creepy

also a good point

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lid posted:

The Heartbreak Man sounds very creepy

Divorced Dads are WWE's key demo right now. Well grand dads.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

Divorced Dads are WWE's key demo right now. Well grand dads.

That'd be The Heartbroke Man

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
He's just a sexy dad, he ain't your man toy

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

You know I never considered just how loving weird it would be to walk out to a song you sung over 30 years ago while you were coked out of your mind.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

coconono posted:

You know I never considered just how loving weird it would be to walk out to a song you sung over 30 years ago while you were coked out of your mind.

The Eldritch Horror of Tom Jones and Wayne Newton

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Ganso Bomb posted:

That'd be The Heartbroke Man

But enough about HHH,

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

coconono posted:

You know I never considered just how loving weird it would be to walk out to a song you sung over 30 years ago while you were coked out of your mind.

Why was my first thought that you meant Judas. Maybe someday

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
The 1-2-3 Man

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Mann Bandit

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Dynamite Man

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Davey Man Smith

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


That Old Knock Out Man

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Billy Manman

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Drakkel posted:

But enough about HHH,

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Zack Sabre Sr.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Senior del Santos

Drakkel fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Nov 15, 2021

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


The Playman Buddy Rose

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
The Man Becky Lynch

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Lid posted:

The Heartbreak Man sounds very creepy

I swear in 2004-2005 they were trying to change it to the Heartbreak King instead, but hey maybe teen me was hearing wrong.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lid posted:

The Heartbreak Man sounds very creepy

It’s just a lazy eye (lazy eyeeee)
One’s straight and one’s awry (one’s awryyyyy)

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Drakkel posted:

If Ric Flair can make it to 72 years old without ever calling himself "The Nature MAN" then Jungle Boy can do whatever he wants frankly

Counterpoint: Kid Rock should be forced to rename himself Adult Country.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
What I've learned from the past page or so is that adding man to most wrestler nicknames creates a straight to Netflix horror movie title.

Drakkel posted:

The 1-2-3 Man

A ref is killed during an exploding ring death match, now his spirit is doomed to wander the earth killing anyone who breaks the rules.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


I'd watch it while 3/4 through a bottle of SoCo

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Zombie Lemur posted:

What I've learned from the past page or so is that adding man to most wrestler nicknames creates a straight to Netflix horror movie title.

A ref is killed during an exploding ring death match, now his spirit is doomed to wander the earth killing anyone who breaks the rules.

A sad fate for Rick Knox

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Rarity posted:

A sad fate for Rick Knox

The big reveal is that Paul Turner is responsible for the whole thing.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Zombie Lemur posted:

What I've learned from the past page or so is that adding man to most wrestler nicknames creates a straight to Netflix horror movie title.
I think it works in the opposite direction too, but for slightly unsettling family movies.

Big Boss Baby
The Child-Beast, RHINO
Little Master Perfect
Jake Kidding, The Boyscout
Butt The Shitkid Fart

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Imabayashi :( He never hurt anyone, he just wants to put on the best show possible and perverts keep ruining it

https://twitter.com/t346fire/status/1460107403710533635

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Drakkel posted:

But enough about HHH,

lol

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Edge & Christian posted:

I think it works in the opposite direction too, but for slightly unsettling family movies.

Big Boss Baby
The Child-Beast, RHINO
Little Master Perfect
Jake Kidding, The Boyscout
Butt The Shitkid Fart

Or weepy docudramas like Portuguese Boy of War.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Príncipe Fénix

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Steward Iaukea

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Ward Steven Regal.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The Pebble



ok im done

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