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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

allegedly this is the same material in which Alexander The Great was interred, the casket of of Alexander has been lost to history, as well as his remains, but some reports describe it as being hewn from transparent rock crystal. I don't recall which debauched Julio-Claudian Emperor allegedly looted his tomb and defiled the remains to recover the armor his remains were interred in, but that's another (maybe apocryphal) story around the myth of Alexander

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

BasicLich posted:

...I don't recall which debauched Julio-Claudian Emperor allegedly looted his tomb and defiled the remains to recover the armor his remains were interred in, but that's another (maybe apocryphal) story around the myth of Alexander

Feels like its gotta be in some Mega Wealthy person's private collection, or in the Vatican Vault.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

By popular demand posted:

I'd like to see someone develop a flintknapping robot. Strictly as an art project, I'm not expecting any serious demand.

Call up Boston Dynamics, a flint-knapping dog/horse robot with three legs and two arms sounds cool

HawkHill
Aug 15, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Some of the Polynesian ships were 30m long and manned by up to 200 people, they were significantly larger than the ships Magellan and Drake used to circumnavigate the world.

A 30m long multi-hulled outrigger ship would provide an excellent stable platform for spearing the gently caress out of great white sharks. :black101:

My understanding is that the 'voyaging' conoes were about half that length. Larger 'war' canoes weren't capable of operating in the open ocean. These things were lashed together. The lashings weren't capable of handling the stress. From what I've read, the war canoes carried up to 100 people.

Neither of these were comparable to the 85 ton Carracks used by Magellan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_(ship)

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

The Bloop posted:

We get it, you knap

I wish.
and so will all of you when society finishes going to hell in a hand cart

By popular demand posted:

I'd like to see someone develop a flintknapping robot. Strictly as an art project, I'm not expecting any serious demand.

Don't think that would be possible. From what I've seen watching folks do it a lot of the skill lies in things like the sound the impact makes and what that tells you about the crystaline structure of the piece in hand, and being able to respond on the fly to how the flakes actually come off. You could maybe get away with using perfectly identical slabs of glass as a starting material.
If you just want a robot to smash rocks against each other you could probably interest these builders of insane and bad rear end devices - https://www.srl.org/
(Boston Dynamics? Pffft)

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Give the flintbot a bigass x-ray source so it can continuously inspect the interior of the stone.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Flint tools with ±.05 IT7 tolerances.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

EmptyVessel posted:

I wish.
and so will all of you when society finishes going to hell in a hand cart



Yes I'm sure we will probably run out of metal knives in my lifetime

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Tired: Sharknado
Wired: reindeer cyclone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8UtXWk8UI

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

The Bloop posted:

Yes I'm sure we will probably run out of metal knives in my lifetime

Followed shortly after by all metal capable of being sharpened into a knife.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The Lone Badger posted:

Give the flintbot a bigass x-ray source so it can continuously inspect the interior of the stone.

I have faith in Flintbot aka Knapster. With X-rays and microphones monitoring every move it’ll put all those fleshy stone chippers out of business in a few years

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

If you only use radiolucent stones I guess (???)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Cat Hatter posted:

Followed shortly after by all metal capable of being sharpened into a knife.

I'm gonna need that one dude to remake his... bismuth? Knife, that really crazy looking one, and store it in a vault somewhere. Be a pal and set up the next era's hero artifact.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
https://i.imgur.com/qvRGbKa.mp4

:popeye:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That looks like so much fun and also I would put the pole through the window and be crumpled in a pile with my vertebrae evenly distributed through my body within 30 seconds.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I'd snap like a twig.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

I admit to glancing casually at the thread title to see whether it was coming off the ceiling.

Edit: wait, is that a hole in the ceiling?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It might be a hole cut so they can access a joist to attach it to.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

It might be a hole cut so they can access a joist to attach it to.

Watched this like five times cause i was baffled too and yeah that's what's it looks like. There's no way anyone anchors a mount to a drywall ceiling for that type of badassery, so it's probably on a joist 6" or less above the drywall

Thorbeef
Jul 24, 2007
Using glue to paint the ceiling looks like a fun mistake

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
The video is upside down

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/dcitZZq.mp4

It's a real life rocket punch :aaa:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I’m the impending embolism

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009


At first glance the preview looks like a tiny man holding up a large broom. I was expecting some kind of cool broom-dace.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I’m the impending embolism

If there's one thing shop teachers like to talk about--okay if there's two things shop teachers like to talk about

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Tac Dibar posted:

some kind of cool broom-dace.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lmao

now there's a face i haven't seen in a while.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



https://youtu.be/qG-KVX0zsh4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

uber_stoat posted:

lmao

now there's a face i haven't seen in a while.

Antigravitas posted:

Context: Two old TV shows are being revived to great excitement




Arte, the Franco-German TV channel seems to want to get in on that as well:

"WettenDass is back, TVtotal is returning… Should we look what classics we could revive?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJLxc9yDkk

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1462412422313086977

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Super hero origin story.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Incredible David & Goliath vibes.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I hope he also gets a runestone memorializing his feat for future generations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbuEUoxntQ

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

About 10 years ago, a bunch of Universal's Waterworld stunt show performers started strapping GoPros to themselves and various parts of the stage to record their performances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9c7BkDIZsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhpzdxUZ7iQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTyLOqvoGc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFvI3xmEX0

Not to be outdone, drivers for Lights, Motors, Action at Disney did the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjCTTiSSsB4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXUvbwgIxbY

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r3ejauBOaR1r0uzl6.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Engineering can be quite cool, IMO.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Very cool.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/KevinHBell/status/1465865143573753856?s=20

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