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Bury the fish, Moola
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:17 |
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will there be a funeral band?? can colorfinger play the bagpipes???
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Sudden Javelin posted:moola bury the fish
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Isn’t it proper to flush a dead fish down the toilet?
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Chrs posted:Isn’t it proper to flush a dead fish down the toilet? I feel that if you put the dead fish in a freezer for six months something a little extra is warranted.
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Wanted to ask in the other thread, but…is the fish still dead? E: I have a dead fish above my tank. Jumped out, got trapped in the wiring of the lights. Noticed it half a year later when changing to a different light system. He‘s more like dried fish now, but I just can‘t bring it over myself to remove him. Also always stares at me when I feed the other fish. tuo fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:I feel that if you put the dead fish in a freezer for six months something a little extra is warranted. I think fireworks are in order. Give him a good send off.
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burying a fish in soil is a real mind gently caress
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=gG67ETrIFMQ
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I found the only picture I took of Screamy before his passing ![]() Here he is doing more of a gentle oooooooo
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That‘s a fine fish
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That looks like a very pleasant and enriching fish tank, well done ![]() Which makes it even more perplexing that Screamy is now stuck in a frozen prison for all eternity MOOLA PLEASE ![]()
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was the fish always named screamy or was it renamed post mortem
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Leave him to dry and act as a warning to the other fish.![]() might only work with seawater tanks though, due to the salt...I'll never remove that little fucker.
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Moola posted:I found the only picture I took of Screamy before his passing tuo posted:Leave him to dry and act as a warning to the other fish. bury your loving fish moola and tuo
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I say keep Screamy frozen as a warning to future generations
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I don't even know how he got there! They aren't even know for beeing jumpy. But I'll bury him when Moola buries Screamy.
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my fish are buried, probably i mean a cat ate them and cats bury their poo y'all have no excuse, bury your fish
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Mx. posted:bury your loving fish moola and tuo
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Mx. posted:y'all have no excuse might be fused to the wall by now e: okay, I'll bury the guy
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thank u tuo, the ghost of jumpy will bless u or at least haunt u less
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tuo posted:might be fused to the wall by now When jokes turn real...this is pretty gross, but I'm doing it... e; I need some kind of spatula
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https://i.imgur.com/7VfacEj.mp4 RIP Screamy ![]()
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Not having followed the Screamy saga, when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately assumed it was about a new, epic “prank your family and friends after you’re dead” gadget: a watch that you can direct morticians to attach to your corpse’s wrist, which will then start screaming during your funeral.
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my heart is screaming with sorrow for our old fish friend
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I might have damaged some vital organs by removing my fish (which apparently is now named Jumpy?) from the wall (it's totally not my profession). Bury procedure underway. Pictures shortly.
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smash moola bury the eggs
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What's the thread's consensus on cremation for screamy? Warm him up!
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This is the burial of Jumpy (I guess). He was a fish. Not the brightest. He seek life outside of water. Let us call them a "brave fish". I am burrieng the fish where I treat my bonsai, and because that place always looks like hell, I decided to cover some of the filth up with cheap chinese knockoff lego baseplates which I once bought to build a soccer stadium. I don't know why, but that's the way it is. This one might be not for the faint of heart, thus spoiler tags ![]() A coffin deserving for a brave fish. It has snow on it, and trees, and a sun that shines and tries to say "look, it's drat cold but....I'm here...for you!" ![]() (also don't mind the issue of the Koralle magazin, Jumpy wasn't a Hawai Doktorfish, but a Tangfeilenfisch, but I don't have an issue about that and I needed to cover up some more stuff) Every good fish in it's coffin deserves some nice decoration, and I nearly broke my fingers doing this and don't judge me I hate wrapping presents and I just realized I hate wrapping dead fish in coffins ![]() The final resting piece for Jumpy will be a bonsai bowl ![]() The ceremony started (I'm a computer toucher, my handwriting is super bad) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Under big grief, I lowered the coffing into it's final resting place, in the hope Jumpy rests in piece in there ![]() I sadly have no flower soil left, and I won't get out and catch COVID for this, so the substrate is fine in my book (also some speckles of my favourite pipe tobacco) ![]() In these final words, I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for Jumpy. You can use the time to reflect on yourself if it is wise to jump outside of water if you are a fish. Rest in piece, Jumpy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc tuo fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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beautiful, it was a lovely service wasnt it
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I actually shed a tear
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Nice funeral. Now EAT THE FISH Moola.
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do not eat the fish
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Moola… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA I‘ll bury it right beside Jumpy
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Dr.Smasher posted:Bury the fish, Moola
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What's the hold up here
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Thawing, I assume
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We've buried half our fishes on page 2. We're ahead of schedule.
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tuo posted:Thawing, I assume He doesn't need thawing, he's only thmall, he'll fit in a matchboxth
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:17 |
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tuo posted:This is the burial of Jumpy (I guess). He was a fish. Not the brightest. He seek life outside of water. Let us call them a "brave fish". Fate has ordained that the fish who went to the lighting rig to explore in peace will stay on the rig to rest in peace. This brave fish, Jumpy, knows that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for fishkind in their sacrifice. This fish is laying down their live in fishkind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send one of her sons into the unknown. In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of fish. In ancient days, fish looked at aquarium lighting and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic fish of scale and blood. Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Fish's search will not be denied. But this fish was the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts. For every fish who looks up at the lighting rig in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another room that is forever fishkind.
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