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But I like cargo pants and drive a tacoma…. Wouldn’t be caught dead (in the streets) in that hat or glasses.
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I'd say SUV or Truck with a cow-catcher ram.
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Nov 16, 2021 18:09
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Scratch Monkey posted:
Looks like night watch from b5 to me.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:I'd say SUV or Truck with a cow-catcher ram. Whew! Now only 1/4 a dork.
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Scratch Monkey posted:He should be driving a Crown Vic. Regular Car Reviews called them the official car of open carrying while dropping your kid off at day care That or an F-150 base model or a Chevy Suburban.
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Nov 16, 2021 18:59
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Are you even a grey man if you don’t always have a five o clock shadow and wear 5.11 cargo pants, hiking boots and a tan muted flag ballcap when driving around town in your Tahoe that’s 50% cow catcher and 10% ham radio antennas while concealed carrying your black furnitured dura coated 1911 on the way to pick up Timmy from soccer?
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Another message to my fellow grey men keeping America’s malls safe from ISIS this holiday season: 9mm has no stopping power especially on those THUGS that don’t PULL THEIR PANTS UP. If only they discovered the joy of wearing a riggers belt to tuck in their olive green safari land button down. Feels just like my favorite character on NCIS.
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relevant content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLyGVJAT02A
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Nov 16, 2021 19:24
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Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time
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Nov 16, 2021 19:29
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time Sounds like they're trying to get all the attention, so probably not.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time Wolves in sheep's clothing. Incognito until their feelings get hurt or any challenge to their way of thought comes up. How to look like an undercover cop without being one. Slacks, polo, gear. Myrtar, with a vengeance.
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Nov 16, 2021 19:36
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Idiots who are so fragile and in need of attention that they somehow think they need to look like "the normies" so that antifa super soldier gangster thug criminal wolf thats about to rob the piggly wiggly doesn't take them our first in split second recognition of their mall ninja ccw crime stopper sheepdog skills.
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stealie72 posted:Idiots who are so fragile and in need of attention that they somehow think they need to look like "the normies" so that antifa super soldier gangster thug criminal wolf thats about to rob the piggly wiggly doesn't take them our first in split second recognition of their mall ninja ccw crime stopper sheepdog skills. Gonna be honest the meta in this game is getting real weird.
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Nov 16, 2021 19:42
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time SHEEPDOGS that PROTECT you SHEEP from the WOLVES -LS3(retired, medically) Clint Bupkis "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do---his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn't care 'how hard it is'; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn't go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the 'Cause.'”
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:
*record screech* Lol lies.
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Robert Facepalmer posted:I could actually see Charlie having served. He seems like the type that would generally poo poo the ASVAB, but score insanely high on some category that the recruiter could not pass up and Charlie would not know what the gently caress was going on and just go with it. Hijinks ensue. Charlie is just illiterate. He'll be fast tracked for CSM.
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Robert Facepalmer posted:I could actually see Charlie having served. He seems like the type that would generally poo poo the ASVAB, but score insanely high on some category that the recruiter could not pass up and Charlie would not know what the gently caress was going on and just go with it. Hijinks ensue. You described the majority of the enlisted experience.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:20
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I feel attacked.
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boop the snoot posted:I feel attacked. Welcome back. 
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madeintaipei posted:Wolves in sheep's clothing. Incognito until their feelings get hurt or any challenge to their way of thought comes up. https://twitter.com/krus_chiki/status/1386664959942201351?s=20
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Nov 16, 2021 21:04
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time I didn't know either. Google had this to say:  Lmao
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Hyperlynx posted:I didn't know either. Google had this to say: Okay, I stand corrected. Inspired by the WoT creature (or maybe Robert Jordan was inspired by this concept from previous sources), just executed extremely poorly.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:28
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Wtf are grey men, I'm assuming you don't mean the dudes from wheel of time They're the short guys in flying saucers who are into butt stuff. Kidding aside, "grey man" is an aspirational goal for all kinds of soi-disant ~*aMeRiCaN :bAdAsSeS*~ who like to think they look unremarkable while going about their Very Important Bad rear end Business. I first encountered the term reading an interview some retired CIA-gull gave about his career where he said that was what all the spies were like. Sure, the 30-year old Ivy League frat bro who doesn't know any local language besides "one more" absolutely can't be picked out of the crowd.
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I think the most important part of the look is the little tactical pout they all seem to have in these photo-ops
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Midjack posted:Sure, the 30-year old Ivy League frat bro who doesn't know any local language besides "one more" absolutely can't be picked out of the crowd. https://youtu.be/EiDpaM2r72A
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Wrr posted:I think the most important part of the look is the little tactical pout they all seem to have in these photo-ops Um it's called "situational awareness" thank you
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Nov 16, 2021 21:37
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I’m on guard in case any anchor babies try and shoot up Denny’s.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:44
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If someone doesnt show up to work and nobody notices, thats a grey man. Not this operator bullshit
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Nov 16, 2021 21:46
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So it's a method to weaponize boringness. Next they should start calling their fat rolls "tactical calorie reserves".
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Nov 16, 2021 22:02
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This gray man thing sounds dumb but it also sounds like the exact way I try to live my life in a day to day basis. I thought I was just being a private loner. I didn’t know there was a club.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:03
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That’s snacks. Fat rolls are strategic.
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boop the snoot posted:This gray man thing sounds dumb but it also sounds like the exact way I try to live my life in a day to day basis. You can not be a grey man in crocks.
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Im grey
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Nov 16, 2021 22:16
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"Oh yeah, well we'll just see who's 'a giant creep' when I'm the only one ready when Al-Qaeda rolls up to the gas station*, Linda." *actual thing a former coworker insisted he was going to be ready for, circa 2005
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Dad Grey So What?
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boop the snoot posted:This gray man thing sounds dumb but it also sounds like the exact way I try to live my life in a day to day basis. It was how my dad told me to survive army schools (he retired as an LTC). Don’t be first, don’t be last, be the guy the instructors can barely single out of the crowd of students that are continually pissing them off.
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Midjack posted:They're the short guys in flying saucers who are into butt stuff. Yes, her wig game was part of this, even so it was pretty fun. She told me she could be ignored anyplace, and then took cellphone pics of every couple in the place. I took one then got threatened, lol. I should drop by that place again, it’s been a long time. Terrible bar otherwise, except for her having the only pinball machine within 5 min of my house. Oh, it had that guy named ‘Dave’ that could have won a David Cross lookalike contest. He never knew why I remembered his name, as he had no idea who David Cross is.
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Icon Of Sin posted:It was how my dad told me to survive army schools (he retired as an LTC). Don’t be first, don’t be last, be the guy the instructors can barely single out of the crowd of students that are continually pissing them off. In boot I tried but my literal grey hair stood me out. If you join as an old shave your drat head before you start boot.
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Are the kneepads for sucking dick?
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