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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face  Then again, when I was like 6 I left my mom a note saying I wanted to live at an orphanage, packed a bag, and started walking down the highway. Kids do weird stuff they don’t fully understand sometimes.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:34
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Lmao my dumbshit kid can’t stand life with me anymore for some reason; what a fuckin dunce. Try harder next time
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Nov 16, 2021 20:34
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face 3pic pWnage
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Nov 16, 2021 20:36
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My fail-lord son will never be the head of a major corporation after getting decapitated by a waterslide
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Nov 16, 2021 20:38
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yeah lmao my kid wants to die so I laughed in her face lmao loving kids these days having emotions i mean its not like a dozen ibuprofen that she may actually have taken would possibly harm her liver or whatever
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Nov 16, 2021 20:40
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I just pantsed my son and stuck his head in the toilet, lmao what a nerd
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Nov 16, 2021 20:40
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Dumbass could've just taken 6 aleve
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Nov 16, 2021 20:42
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So anyway a friends 2 year old bit my knee so I punched his only two teeth out what a bitch lmao cry to daddy lil poo poo
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Nov 16, 2021 20:42
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Tell us more, forums poster Soup Dad
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Nov 16, 2021 20:44
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Solar Tornado posted:VVVVVVVV is pretty good, yeah. SyNack Sassimov posted:Thanks buddy! I appreciate the compliment.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:44
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poo poo, I just got that
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Nov 16, 2021 20:47
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face Did you at least call the poison control center? I don't know about Ibuprofen, but a kid taking a dozen Tylenol could gently caress up their liver.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:47
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Brandfarlig posted:yeah lmao my kid wants to die so I laughed in her face lmao That's paracetamol lol, overdosing on ibuprofen only produces nausea, vomiting, headache, drowsiness, blurred vision and dizziness with only a small likelihood of death lmao rofl what a stupid baby that child is
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Nov 16, 2021 20:48
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Sorry, but I just can't trust a Facebook Aunt when it comes to medical issues
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Nov 16, 2021 20:49
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NSAIDS will dick up your kidneys if nothing else
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Nov 16, 2021 20:49
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Martman posted:Sorry, but I just can't trust a Facebook Aunt when it comes to medical issues 
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Nov 16, 2021 20:52
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[at the morgue identifying my daughter's corpse] "NSAI-Deez nutz lol got 'em"
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Nov 16, 2021 20:53
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I wonder how forums user "Winifred Madgers" thought this was going to go.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:54
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"damnit daughter, your lovely suicide note made a bunch of goons get mad at me!!"
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Nov 16, 2021 20:56
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I didn’t know that Bean Dad has an account here.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:57
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Knormal posted:Probably smart of her to immediately start filming the interaction.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:58
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Martman posted:"damnit daughter, your lovely suicide note made a bunch of goons get mad at me!!" 
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Nov 16, 2021 20:59
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projecthalaxy posted:I wonder how forums user "Winifred Madgers" thought this was going to go. I have no idea what they were thinking, but hopefully it's some introspection at this point 
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Nov 16, 2021 21:00
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face Hi what the gently caress? Did you get her medical help, or is she just living with kidney damage now? A dozen ibuprofens is more than enough to cause lasting organ damage in a smaller person, even without the fact that your kid made a loving suicide attempt and your response was “lmao” you loving ghoul. Next time take the ibuprofen yourself.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:01
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elise the great posted:Hi what the gently caress? Did you get her medical help, or is she just living with kidney damage now? A dozen ibuprofens is more than enough to cause lasting organ damage in a smaller person, even without the fact that your kid made a loving suicide attempt and your response was “lmao” you loving ghoul. Next time take the ibuprofen yourself. I think it's safe to say they can go suck puntl.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:03
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I'm not going to presume I understood that post correctly, so I hope OP returns and explains whatever the gently caress that was. Hopefully it's actually something less depressing and awful than what it appears to be.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:23
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Puppet Master and/or Source Your Quotes defense incoming.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:29
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sebmojo posted:That's paracetamol lol, overdosing on ibuprofen only produces nausea, vomiting, headache, drowsiness, blurred vision and dizziness with only a small likelihood of death lmao rofl what a stupid baby that child is oh let me laugh even harder at the dumb child who can't even kill herself properly lmao like just stand in traffic or jump off a bridge
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Nov 16, 2021 21:30
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Dameius posted:Puppet Master and/or Source Your Quotes defense incoming. They’ve got all week to work on them.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:32
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Winifred Madgers posted:one of my daughters wrote us a "suicide note" saying she had taken like a dozen ibuprofens, it was all I could do to not laugh in her face I won't pile on someone who doesn't deserve it. Needless to say, you do, you loving waste of skin. Get your daughter to the ER lest damage be permanent and then some therapy would be a good idea. For her, too.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:41
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The good news is that Winifred Madgers’ daughter moved out years ago.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:54
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Platystemon posted:The good news is that Winifred Madgers’ daughter moved out years ago. And also never existed.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:15
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elise the great posted:Hi what the gently caress? Did you get her medical help, or is she just living with kidney damage now? A dozen ibuprofens is more than enough to cause lasting organ damage in a smaller person, even without the fact that your kid made a loving suicide attempt and your response was “lmao” you loving ghoul. Next time take the ibuprofen yourself. "Fatality after deliberate ingestion of sustained-release ibuprofen: a case report | | Full Text" https://ccforum.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/cc4850 Depressing read but 12x 400 mg pills would be 4800 mg and the threshold for symptoms is something like 100mg/kg in that article so yeah if his daughter was 48 kg she could have had symptoms, easily. Plus god knows if kids are more sensitive. The lethal dose is apparently somewhere around 400mg/kg so she was probably not facing death but still...
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Nov 16, 2021 22:41
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200mg/pill in the US (otc, anyway)
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Nov 16, 2021 22:47
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Of course it's the person with the christian symbol next to their name. Of loving course. Remember when Jesus laughed in a lepers face? It's my favorite part of the bible.
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Nov 16, 2021 23:08
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Rust Martialis posted:"Fatality after deliberate ingestion of sustained-release ibuprofen: a case report | | Full Text" tylenol/paracetamol is the really surprisingly horrific one with its charming propensity for irreversible liver death.
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Nov 16, 2021 23:25
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It would never be approved as an over‐the‐counter drug if developed today. It’s way too easy to overdose and the effects are far too severe.
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Nov 16, 2021 23:27
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I had packets of 800mg Paracetamol pills when I was a child. In retrospect, that seemes rather suspect. Nowadays, taking Ibuprofen and Pracetamol at smaller doses even beats out triptanes for me 
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Nov 16, 2021 23:58
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Winifred came back with this, I have dialled back their probe a bit but it was still a really bad post.quote:Winifred Madgers wrote on Nov 17, 2021 12:08:
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I can understand why people got pretty genuinely triggered by the initial post, and while I guess I started the concern posting I was pretty open to an explanation. Just kind of an unfortunate case where the lack of context leads to something being easy to read in a very scary way.
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