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That frog and this monkey were separated at birth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGvy8ZR7xPo
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Nov 16, 2021 22:34
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Showed that frog to my kids. Now we are all making that noise.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:34
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What we have here is a rare video of a goon mating ritual
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Nov 16, 2021 22:59
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Seth Pecksniff posted:What we have here is a rare video of a goon mating ritual a disturbingly round person making weird noises at another very round person who seems disinterested. Which goonmeet was that again?
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Nov 16, 2021 23:14
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Brandfarlig posted:a disturbingly round person making weird noises at another very round person who seems disinterested. Which goonmeet was that again? All of them? https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1460719337468137472?s=20
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Nov 16, 2021 23:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:What we have here is a rare video of a goon mating ritual Where's the printer?
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Nov 17, 2021 00:00
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https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1460757000724307971
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Nov 17, 2021 03:55
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Is that George Washington in a combat wig?
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Nov 17, 2021 04:07
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Why include a painting of us presidents looking somewhat badass if you're trying to talk poo poo about the USA? It even has Trump looking like he's in better shape than Kim jong-un.
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Nov 17, 2021 05:09
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Fascist! *turns into a cloaked warrior*
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Nov 17, 2021 05:15
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Brandfarlig posted:Why include a painting of us presidents looking somewhat badass if you're trying to talk poo poo about the USA? It even has Trump looking like he's in better shape than Kim jong-un. It's a parody account op. this painting came out today by an artist who is notable only for their Trump propaganda oil paintings.
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Nov 17, 2021 05:19
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I love how the artist's page for that...thing...reads:quote:There have been 46 US Presidents since George Washington: some good, others not so much. As the artist, I decided to put together my team of the most magnificent seven Presidents. How did I choose this motley crew? Each was loved and hated for different reasons, but all stood against the establishment and to fight for American ideals. These are - The Magnificent Seven! Hmmm...
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Nov 17, 2021 05:23
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“Furtive Onanism” sounds like a guy with way too many cans of beans and guns to protect them.
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Nov 17, 2021 05:25
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Why is Trump stepping on the snek? I thought Trumpers were anti- being stepped on?
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Nov 17, 2021 05:56
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https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1458819473343922179?t=El4tuqMfmOevxyib2TWoxw&s=19
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Nov 17, 2021 06:02
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Leon Sumbitches posted:It's a parody account op. I prefer my version, but that makes sense. I enjoy the thought of 20 north Koreans huddled over 1 computer trying to think of the sickest burns on Twitter.
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Nov 17, 2021 06:10
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https://twitter.com/Civvie11/status/1460623915752038406
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Nov 17, 2021 06:24
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I love how the artist's page for that...thing...reads: Does the meaning of the word "since" in the context of counting vary from region to region?
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Nov 17, 2021 06:58
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Nov 17, 2021 08:09
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I liked that one better when it said "Used to" instead
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Nov 17, 2021 08:34
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Mods please rename me Furtive Onanism. grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1458819473343922179?t=El4tuqMfmOevxyib2TWoxw&s=19 It's still absurd to think about this. This forum's history is just littered with the absurd. Anybody have links to the Vilerat thread I'd like to relive that. https://twitter.com/samthielman/status/1460617393139499010?s=20
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Nov 17, 2021 09:00
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Nov 17, 2021 11:30
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I love how the artist's page for that...thing...reads: Hmm, yes, JFK and Lincoln were anti-establishment.
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Nov 17, 2021 14:21
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ultrafilter posted:Hmm, yes, JFK and Lincoln were anti-establishment. jfk was anti-establishment enough that the establishment exploded his gourd on film, so in a sense the artist probably didn't intend i guess? edit: that is to say, yes the artist is a brainless slug who thinks any head of state of the USA can somehow be anti-establishment while being the literal figurehead of the establishment, but JFK does at least have the distinction of being assassinated by one of his own agencies Deep Glove Bruno has a new favorite as of 14:40 on Nov 17, 2021 |
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Nov 17, 2021 14:38
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:jfk was anti-establishment enough that the establishment exploded his gourd on film, so in a sense the artist probably didn't intend i guess? I mean that is technically likely true, but Occam’s razor would be that the discharge that did the deed was unintended. What was the documentary/study/movie that concluded that it was the secret service detail that killed him accidentally again? I remember it being a thing a few years ago.
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Nov 17, 2021 15:06
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Oh cool conspiracy theories presented as fact
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Nov 17, 2021 15:25
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We all know that JFK was assassinated by himself from a deviant future timeline, we don't need to pretend he wasn't.
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Nov 17, 2021 15:27
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Oh cool conspiracy theories presented as fact Found the company man
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Nov 17, 2021 15:30
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Oh cool conspiracy theories presented as fact More fun than satanic jew pedophiles from mars or whatever the crazy du jour is. The internet sucked all the fun out if conspiracies, man.
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Nov 17, 2021 15:39
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My favourite conspiracy theory is about the Shag Harbour UFO incident, because when a UFO crashed into the water, all the people in the town nearby immediately rushed to their fishing boats to try to rescue any survivors  also no wreckage was found by divers so if it WAS aliens, they must have gotten back home safely
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Nov 17, 2021 16:08
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My current favourite conspiracy theory: My current favourite tweet: https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1459706395377299456?s=20
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Nov 17, 2021 16:16
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Danaru posted:My favourite conspiracy theory is about the Shag Harbour UFO incident, because when a UFO crashed into the water, all the people in the town nearby immediately rushed to their fishing boats to try to rescue any survivors When Bill Weaver’s SR-71 broke up in flight, he landed under his parachute and was shocked to find a man and an idling helicopter waiting for him. He’d landed a mile and a half from a rancher’s house and hanger, and the rancher wasted no time in coming to the rescue. quote:I have vivid memories of that helicopter flight, as well. I didn't know much about rotorcraft, but I knew a lot about "red lines," and Mitchell kept the airspeed at or above red line all the way. The little helicopter vibrated and shook a lot more than I thought it should have. I tried to reassure the cowboy-pilot I was feeling OK; there was no need to rush. But since he'd notified the hospital staff that we were inbound, he insisted we get there as soon as possible. I couldn't help but think how ironic it would be to have survived one disaster only to be done in by the helicopter that had come to my rescue.
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Nov 17, 2021 16:24
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I believe in only two conspiracy theories, both basketball related: 1. That the NBA rigged the 1985 draft lottery to give the New York Knicks the number one pick. They accomplished this by freezing the envelope containing the knicks name so the drawer could find it by touch when he reached into the drum. 2. Michael Jordan's retirement at the literal peak of his powers wasn't to fulfil some childhood dream of playing baseball but was a secret multiyear suspension for gambling improprieties, up to and including point shaving, that would've destroyed the sport if the allegations were made known.
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Nov 17, 2021 16:29
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The gun that killed Garfield was not lost by the Smithsonian Institution in the early twentieth century, but has in fact been deliberated concealed in order to foil Guiteau’s wishes. Guiteau is on record as choosing the ivory-handled revolver because it would look good in a museum one day. I like to imagine that the gun is in the the director’s desk and has been passed down with the office for more than a century. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Nov 17, 2021 |
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Nov 17, 2021 16:37
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:jfk was anti-establishment enough that the establishment exploded his gourd on film, so in a sense the artist probably didn't intend i guess? Oh look, we have one of those idiots who think JFK existed. 
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Nov 17, 2021 16:39
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Agents are GO! posted:Oh look, we have one of those idiots who think JFK existed. Oh great, another one of you kooks. JFK absolutely existed you buffoon, it's Dallas that's made up. I mean, come on, elementary stuff.
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Nov 17, 2021 16:41
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Platystemon posted:The gun that killed Garfield was not lost by the Smithsonian Institution in the early twentieth century, but has in fact been deliberated concealed in order to foil Guiteau’s wishes. Guiteau is on record as choosing the ivory-handled revolver because it would look good in a museum one day. Garfield no 
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Nov 17, 2021 16:41
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Platystemon posted:The gun that killed Garfield was not lost by the Smithsonian Institution in the early twentieth century, but has in fact been deliberated concealed in order to foil Guiteau’s wishes. Guiteau is on record as choosing the ivory-handled revolver because it would look good in a museum one day. I'd buy that because it would be completely on brand for Smithson himself, who founded the institution basically to spite the stately halls of England.
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I fully believe that Andrew WK is a franchised character and multiple people have played him since the beginning. That’s my weird one
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