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Darthemed posted:
Huh? Where did Patch go between panels 1 and 2?
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 16:41 |
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Detective Comics #3 (1937) Spiders Vs. (2016)
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 17:23 |
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Gaz-L posted:Is there a reason he's not counting on, y'know, Batman? (It does remind of the current run of Nightwing, where Dick's captured for like an hour and the Titans and Bruce are about 30 seconds away from storming the building before he gets Oracle to call them off) Alfred knows firsthand how helpless Bruce Wayne is without a butler to make him breakfast. Right now, he's busy throwing batarangs at the fridge and trying to figure out where his batsuit could be since it's not on the rack (because Alfred is the one who puts it there every morning after he cleans it).
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 17:40 |
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Darthemed posted:
This is a really "If someone asks you if you are a god" situation
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 17:45 |
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Darthemed posted:
"And then he says... I hate... Mondays." *dies* Precambrian posted:Alfred knows firsthand how helpless Bruce Wayne is without a butler to make him breakfast. Right now, he's busy throwing batarangs at the fridge and trying to figure out where his batsuit could be since it's not on the rack (because Alfred is the one who puts it there every morning after he cleans it). TwoPair fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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Retro Futurist posted:Huh? Where did Patch go between panels 1 and 2? Clearly the Tallus replaced him with a version of Wolverine after making the error of Patch due to their superficial resemblance
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 18:57 |
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When a Ace the Bathound story wins a Eisner.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 19:38 |
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Read this in H. John Benjamin's voice
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 19:46 |
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Darthemed posted:
I hope Not-Gwen made it big in the Spiderverse
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 19:46 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Read this in H. John Benjamin's voice I now want an H. John Benjamin take on Batman.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 19:49 |
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Zil posted:I now want an H. John Benjamin take on Batman. Hey Damien, you know it's funny when I talk to you I get a little uncomfortable because I feel like you're being condescending to me, and I hope that's not the case, because if it is, I'm gonna kick your rear end.
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 20:53 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Hey Damien, you know it's funny when I talk to you I get a little uncomfortable because I feel like you're being condescending to me, and I hope that's not the case, because if it is, I'm gonna kick your rear end. Barbara. Barbara. BARBARA!
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 20:56 |
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Zil posted:I now want an H. John Benjamin take on Batman. <Joker> I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE <H Jon Batman> PHRASING
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# ? Nov 15, 2021 21:47 |
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Zil posted:I now want an H. John Benjamin take on Batman. Batman crashes through window "Spaghetti time" *rogues run wildly*
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 00:55 |
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Zil posted:I now want an H. John Benjamin take on Batman. Adding that to the list of things I never realized I always wanted in life.
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 15:10 |
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Sensation Comic #5 (1942) Booster Gold #14 (2009)
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 17:38 |
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Magic Hand is the hero we need... when's the regular series starting? (Alternate universe epilogue: Magic Hand holds out freeze ray to Mister Freeze, then suddenly does a road-agent spin and chills him. (Later: "Yes, Commissioner, it's as we knew all along... Magic Hand shot first.") Entirely unrelated other than Batstuff: Is the Poison Ivy in the second panel? If so, I expect she's saying "Yeah, I may do plants, but hosed if I know what that poo poo is..."
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 20:21 |
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Ygolonac posted:Magic Hand is the hero we need... when's the regular series starting? Yes. Batgirl (DC Rebirth) Volume 5 Issue 6
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# ? Nov 16, 2021 21:12 |
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Whiz Comics #36 (1942) Exiles #85 (2006)
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 18:12 |
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Loving all the Exiles being posted, I'll have to track that down and reread it again sometime.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 18:23 |
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Darthemed posted:
Oh come on, they can't all be the best there is at what they do!
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 19:16 |
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Find a problem that can't be solved with more Wolverines.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 19:32 |
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Kalli posted:Find a problem that can't be solved with more Wolverines. I was going to post "too many Wolverines" but that would be solved as the Wolverines slaughter each other.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:02 |
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Kalli posted:Find a problem that can't be solved with more Wolverines. Restarting the sun.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:08 |
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any quantity of wolverines are useless for madripoor problems. there's a different guy for those.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:08 |
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Zil posted:Restarting the sun. Get a critical mass of Wolverines and you will trigger nuclear fusion. Get some more and you get a Wolverine black hole. Though I guess they stop being Wolverines at that point.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:11 |
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Kalli posted:Find a problem that can't be solved with more Wolverines. Namor with the proportional regeneration ability of a starfish.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:12 |
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Zil posted:Restarting the sun. A sufficient number of Wolverines concentrated in one place, say, where the sun was, will form their own gravity well, become more and more compact, and eventually achieve fusion and become a star.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:12 |
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Zil posted:Restarting the sun.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:15 |
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Ghostlight posted:you don't even need multiple wolverines for that Okay, now I need to know. How'd he manage to gently caress that one up?
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:31 |
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Dareon posted:Okay, now I need to know. loving things up is what he's best at.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 20:42 |
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Uthor posted:Get a critical mass of Wolverines and you will trigger nuclear fusion. Wolverine is good at stealth. Being a black hole is totally something he'd be good at.
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:21 |
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Dareon posted:Okay, now I need to know. "It comes down to just Wolverine and he is about to get the crystal when Horde shows up and kills him, because he actually just wanted the X-Men to pave the path for him. However, before Horde can touch the crystal, a drop of Wolverine's blood (from Horde's vicious attack) hits the crystal and Wolverine is awarded the prize of the Crystal. Its powers resurrects Wolverine and he becomes one with the universe. He rejects omnipotence and just returns his teammates back to normal." https://www.cbr.com/god-mode-15-comic-book-characters-who-had-a-taste-of-omnipotence/
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:35 |
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Ghostlight posted:you don't even need multiple wolverines for that No ring
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:41 |
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GPTribefan posted:No ring goatsn.ikt?
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 21:50 |
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Dareon posted:Namor with the proportional regeneration ability of a starfish. There's plenty of lady wolverines, they will just distract regena-Namor with their charms Note: The little girl is Elsie Dee and is very much not a Wolverine, don't be gross. Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 17, 2021 |
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TheCenturion posted:A sufficient number of Wolverines concentrated in one place, say, where the sun was, will form their own gravity well, become more and more compact, and eventually achieve fusion and become a star. Actually, I think they'll go supernova or collapse into a black hole rather than make a star. It's a safe assumption that ~70% of Wolverine's mass is heavy metals and once fusion reaches iron, it doesn't work very well. It's a question whether or not there's sufficient hydrogen in Wolverine to explode or if he'll just implode, though. (And now it's someone's turn to come in here to let us know how the math works.)
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:46 |
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Please tell me at some point in the storyline one of the Wolverines says "this one's for you, Morph".
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# ? Nov 17, 2021 22:47 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Please tell me at some point in the storyline one of the Wolverines says "this one's for you, Morph". The team is Elsie Dee & Albert (Donald Pierce made android copy of Wolverine and a little girl packed full of C4), Zombie-Wolverine, Patch, Berserker Weapon-X, James (Wolverine right at first claw pop) and Old-verine. They're sent into a situation where a few dozen teams of mostly wolverines have been sent and either wiped out or mind-controlled by a super powerful mutant fusion who's going to take all the wolverines on a worldwide Mutant Massacre. The best quip you get is the get ready for a surprise! line from Total Recall.
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Random Stranger posted:Actually, I think they'll go supernova or collapse into a black hole rather than make a star. It's a safe assumption that ~70% of Wolverine's mass is heavy metals and once fusion reaches iron, it doesn't work very well. It's a question whether or not there's sufficient hydrogen in Wolverine to explode or if he'll just implode, though. That's what I thought too but I asked in the Physics/Astronomy thread in SAL and the most likely answer seems to be a type 1A supernova (a white dwarf absorbs too much gas from a binary star partner and carbon fusion rips the whole star apart, rather than the collapsing core type 2 supernova) but discussion is ongoing
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