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Tenebrais posted:Don't worry arachnophobes, that whip spider isn't actually a spider (it lacks spinnerets) or a scorpion (no tail). It's its own whole kind of arachnid! To make up for its lack of spinnerets or wicked scorpion tail, the whip spider instead employ's the age old defense of just looking loving scary as all hell. 
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You might remember whip spiders from seeing one get tortured to death in one of the Harry Potter movies
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Nov 17, 2021 19:46
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Vinegaroon is a much cooler name than whip scorpion, imo.
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Nov 17, 2021 19:56
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Spiders and Vinegaroons all the way down! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0w1LmWxrw
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Lucky fucker. Remember when early in Jurassic Park, Sam Neill's character explains to kids at the dig site how a raptor would use its claw to disembowel them in an instant? That's what ostriches do. Those two kicks at the man's abdomen could have gone so, so much worse. Ostriches don't gently caress around. 
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Nov 17, 2021 21:43
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That ostrich wasn't prepared for the spinning back elbow
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haveblue posted:You might remember whip spiders from seeing one get tortured to death in one of the Harry Potter movies Actually I remember them from people having to eat live ones on fear factor I really wish I DIDN'T remember that, but I do
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What's the six leggy cactus looking thing with the scorpion tail?
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OwlFancier posted:What's the six leggy cactus looking thing with the scorpion tail? Turn on your monitor 
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Phlegmish posted:Turn on your monitor I think my monitor iss broken, all I can see is a fat baby
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Regy Rusty posted:I believe that's a whip spider (sometimes also known as tailless whip scorpions if you're truly deranged) and they're completely harmless. I'm completely harmless. Doesn't stop me from being creepy. 
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OwlFancier posted:What's the six leggy cactus looking thing with the scorpion tail?
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https://i.imgur.com/187a3cw.gifv
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Tenebrais posted:Don't worry arachnophobes, that whip spider isn't actually a spider (it lacks spinnerets) or a scorpion (no tail). It's its own whole kind of arachnid! You will no doubt be perplexed and astonished to discover this doesn't help at allllll
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Spiders are good and blessed because they remove bugs from the world by externally digesting them like slurpees.
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Nov 18, 2021 03:19
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That coffee looks stale as hell... Much like dick but
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SimonSays posted:That coffee looks stale as hell... Much like dick but YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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Tenebrais posted:I was gonna say, I'm surprised about how none of those bugs are murdering each other. https://i.imgur.com/CKbs77d.mp4 Actually in retrospect I used pretty much the same language. Despite their lethality most of the deadly snakes here aren't aggressive unless provoked or startled, and will just slither up to people like it's nbd and oh boy you better play along.
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My arm is covered in scabs because I have a young cat that plays a bit too rough but if I see a bee or a spider - whose bite/sting would be no more painful and certainly wouldn't draw blood - I'm freaking out. The cat I let sleep in my bed.
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THE CIA ASSASSINATED TREVOR!?!?!
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BooDooBoo posted:THE CIA ASSASSINATED TREVOR!?!?! I mean... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA
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BooDooBoo posted:THE CIA ASSASSINATED TREVOR!?!?! First time they have used the “make a guy drunkenly dick around and fall off of the balcony onto his head at 2:00 am” method, but it worked
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I guess we now know where the word scowling comes from.
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Darth TNT posted:I guess we now know where the word scowling comes from. 
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And you can't hear the attack coming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WigEGNnuTE Owls are fuckin' rad
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Ragequit posted:And you can't hear the attack coming Owls are stupid quiet for sure
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That’s a vampire.
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Ragequit posted:And you can't hear the attack coming I had a big owl zoom me in the woods once and it was downright eerie how silent it was
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Owls are responsible for a lot of cryptid myths, such as the mothman Bigfoot is actually just a misidentified phenomenon known as an "owl king"
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DandyLion posted:Owls are stupid quiet for sure Who?
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burnsep posted:Who? A One, A two, A Thrreeeee Threee licks!
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freeedr posted:First time they have used the “make a guy drunkenly dick around and fall off of the balcony onto his head at 2:00 am” method, but it worked It's just the first time we've noticed! "Drunk person falls off thing" is the most acceptable way to write off a death! Too bad they didn't learn that trick until after Kennedy, Imagine "JFK died falling out of a window of the Texas book depository, witness say he was fukken' wasted" WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!
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How do you pronounce vinegaroon? Is it vine-garoon or vinegar-oon?
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I've kept a couple, and I usually heard it as vinegar-own. I've heard vinegar-oon, too, though, not sure which is correct
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