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Cowboy Mark
Sep 9, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Back before HTTPS there was a conflict between Radium's code and my ISP's cache system which meant random visitors would be given a logged in user's session cookie. This led to some guy posting a thread titled "I am butter friend of the family" under my account and Lowtax banning me for account sharing, my only rap. I think a memorial probation would be a fitting addition. Edit: The Doom one specifically please.

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Cowboy Mark fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Nov 17, 2021

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HAIL SATAN
Apr 26, 2007

Eating puppies and giving guns to the poor since 1842
Still waiting for the fake Lowtax goatse pic, like the one of Adam Savage when the latter tragically passed away in 2008

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shacked up with Brenda
Mar 8, 2007

I need some spice in my life

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Dramicus
Mar 26, 2010
Grimey Drawer
Morrowind severed prophecy, please. Thank you.

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obeyasia
Sep 21, 2004

Grimey Drawer
SA is the longest running internet thing in my life. I'll take a commemorative probation.

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obeyasia fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Nov 18, 2021

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



lowtax dead, so what?
https://i.imgur.com/VcEYrjA.mp4

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jetz0r fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 18, 2021

Tenbux Tincan
Dec 22, 2004

Honk!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

Wifi Toilet posted:

Hit me



e: oof, that was an unfortunate choice of words

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Requesting patriotic Lowtax in my rap sheet.

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S.D.
Apr 28, 2008
i would also like a lowtax memorial probe, to go with the other lowtax-related probe on my rapsheet

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Oriental Hugs
Jun 15, 2001

Nothin' about hugs, though
rip

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Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

To whoever reads this, I'm selling NFTs of my probe image. A note saying you own a url pointing to this unimportant piece of history could be yours!

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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

jetz0r posted:

lowtax dead, so what?

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Tyths
May 1, 2008
my first and only post

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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
y'all need jesus

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South
Apr 9, 2001

I am the highest paid lifeguard in the world. Love me.
Y'all got any more of them probes?

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I would like the Ebaums World death cert one, but if it's up to your discretion I'm fine with whatever.

E: Actually I'm torn between that one or the Doom one. Whatever you decide, I'm not picky.

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Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 18, 2021

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im gay

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015


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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Jizzlobber. wait, i mean, cookiebatter.

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Gimme a sixer to spice up my rap sheet

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Red Fructidor
Jan 8, 2004

Probe me. Was always curious and will take it in his honor o7 Thanks 4 the laffs

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION


I want this one please

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



a hot gujju bhabhi posted:



I want this one please
:kiss::bisonyes:

Dr. Drool
May 7, 2007
If it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing for a dollar.
Logic is a creeping monoculture. We live in an ancient future, one shaped and bound by numbers, numbers that must always go up.

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i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
hit me baby one more time

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RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


penus

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Blue Story
Jul 8, 2013
Please and thank you.

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Shappa
Jan 22, 2005

You probably don't know her, she goes to a different school
I signed up for my first credit card just so I could give Lowtax :10bux:

So far the only rap sheet item I've ever gotten was a prob for defending Cam Newton but the mod thought I was being sassy. So now I have a Lowtax meme to go with it.

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ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:




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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


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crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean
Derek Smart failed to probe me when I posted in the "Post here to get probed by Derek Smart" thread and I'm still salty about it.

Maybe a Lowtax Memorial Probe will finally bring me some closure.

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burning swine
May 26, 2004





six me mods

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

I'll take my probe for real now.

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The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:



I want this one please

Hit me with this one please.

I've gone 13 years without a probe, and I think this is an appropriate occasion to pop that cherry.

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LAMB LESSONS
Jun 27, 2003

show me ur feet
hit me like he hit them

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Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





a hot gujju bhabhi posted:



I want this one please

I want one too and also big lol

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The General posted:

Some more Lowtax.


Gimme Krusty, please.

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Napolean Bonerfarts
Dec 11, 2003

by Pragmatica
Looking forward to getting probation again for 6 hours even though I'll be asleep or working. Also, if you're reading this add me on Xbox Live to play Halo Infinite
Gamertag: faaart XCUSE ME

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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Can i have the DOOM one?

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Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
Yeah sure why not.. been here long enough. Known too many people close to me that did the same thing this year.. fuckin sucks.

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