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Mx. posted:AITA for demanding the copy of my car key back, or else I'll involve police? One of many reasons we do not need police. I would understand OP's partner saying "let's not bother going to the cops because we tried it already and it didn't work," or "I'm not white and fear being killed," but "let's not because it'd be meeeeean" is some classic white people nonsense. What a weird loving argument. Castle doctrine the bad guy for messing with your car. Sever from this doormat, what the christ. AITA for not sharing my sandwiches with my wife? quote:My wife and I are in the car driving a couple hours. We are both really hungry so we stop at Wendy’s. We get our food, and I realize they forgot my wife’s burger (she’s driving). I had ordered one burger (with bacon, which hers didn’t have and the one in the bag had bacon) and one chicken sandwich (also in bag). I alert her to the bad news that her burger isn’t in there and she puts on her turn signal to turn back around to head back to Wendy’s to get her burger. In the meantime, I’m eating my burger. She makes a wrong turn and it spits us out into a weird area, and we realize we have to make a u-turn to get back the the Wendy’s. My wife then just says forget it, and keeps driving back to the highway. It would have taken maybe an extra minute to make the u-turn to head back to the restaurant but we skip it. She then turns to me and says “really nice of you to offer me one of your two sandwiches.” At this point all I’ve got left is my second (chicken) sandwich, which is half eaten and she doesn’t even like their chicken sandwiches. Anyways, we’ve been arguing about how I’m selfish and don’t sacrifice for her for an hour but I’m maintaining that I was acting under the impression we were going back to restaurant and it was ultimately her decision to pull the plug.
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Are Wendy's burgs really small or something? Because chowing down on two whole burgers plus sides, I assume, seems like a lot to require to sustain oneself for a couple hours of sitting in a car.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Are Wendy's burgs really small or something? Because chowing down on two whole burgers plus sides, I assume, seems like a lot to require to sustain oneself for a couple hours of sitting in a car. They are on the larger size among American fast food hamburger chains. OP, being a redditor, probably just eats too many of them.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:39 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Castle doctrine the bad guy Look we all agree that ACAB, but you really shouldn't be encouraging people to shoot police officers.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:51 |
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Citzens should be empowered to sieze justice for themselves without relying on the police. Perhaps they could form a community defence group, or posse, put on uniforms to be clearly identified and hang troublemaking outsiders from a handy oak tree
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DreamingofRoses posted:So I’ll be completely honest with this thread and say I think I know this person IRL-ish, and if it is, this is the least of what their parents have done (think enforced dependency, emotional abuse, a therapist who narced to their parents etc) Even if it's not who you're thinking of, all of those things sound pretty accurate. The mom is 100% doing this on purpose, elderly parents I'm not surprised are often the absolute worst in treating their kids as live-in servants.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:14 |
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lol AITA for not wanting to date a virgin? quote:I [20F] have been seeing a guy [22M] for a little over a month, and it feels like we’re progressing toward something exclusive. I’ve communicated to him that a full-blown relationship isn’t something I want right now, but I enjoy spending time with him and want to see where things go. He said that he felt the same way. AITA for letting my dog eat off my fork? quote:My dog is 16 years old (chihuahuas live forever) and we’ve grown up together. She’s my partner in crime, my hiking buddy, and my absolute best friend. She’s a relatively clean dog, the worst thing she puts her tongue on is herself. If she was a turd eater instead of just a little turd maybe things would be different, but that’s not the case. op posted:Okay so I(24F) fully understand this is “disgusting” and “unhygienic” but it affects nobody besides myself and I’m not changing. r/relationships: I fully understand this is “disgusting” and “unhygienic,” but
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:17 |
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Dog lifespan is pretty much inverse to size iirc. The big ones usually only live to about 10 if they're lucky, but a relative of mine had a toy poodle who lived to almost 20.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Dog lifespan is pretty much inverse to size iirc. The big ones usually only live to about 10 if they're lucky, but a relative of mine had a toy poodle who lived to almost 20. Yeah, big ones have circulatory and heart problems, like Great Danes or the infamous Malamutes. AITA for not letting my wife smoke? quote:My wife and I recently moved to Eastern Europe for work. People here all smoke, even people our age (mid 20s) and its a socail thing too. People outside universities, work etc all gather to smoke and my wife picked up the habit to assimilate. So OP feels strongly about smoking, has painful memories losing loved ones to smoking-derived cancers, and hates the smell and taste of cigarettes, but EDIT: I can't read. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Yeah, big ones have circulatory and heart problems, like Great Danes or the infamous Malamutes. She didn't smoke until recently, reread your post
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:33 |
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Wait till they all get hooked on IQOS and you can no longer tell that they all smoke until they surprise you at the office with like 15 people all rolling out at once to smoke <waggles fist at Japanese sky>
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:34 |
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The dude is dealing with it in the dumbest way possible but “no smoking inside the home” is a perfectly normal compromise.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:39 |
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You can just tag along when people go outside to smoke and chat with them.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:45 |
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Winter Stormer posted:She didn't smoke until recently, reread your post AITA for getting mad at my husband for waking someone up at the movie theater? quote:My husband and I decided to agree to disagree on this and we were wondering where the AITA would stand.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:48 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:So she did. Thanks! Sever
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 13:59 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:lol Even if it is pretty gross to share a fork with your dog, going and shouting at random strangers in a park is massively AH behaviour here. Also the smoking couple are both AH. I smoke but my other half doesn't and it's easy to find ways to compromise like not smoking in the house, brushing your teeth before anything intimate etc.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:09 |
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AITA for not throwing away a dressquote:On mobile. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:11 |
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The more I read about weddings, the more I think the Dothraki got the poo poo right. Lots of booze, sex, some fighting, who the gently caress cares what you wear. Maybe have a few bounce houses for the kids though.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:18 |
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sugar mouse posted:Even if it is pretty gross to share a fork with your dog, going and shouting at random strangers in a park is massively AH behaviour here. Nah the smoker is the rear end in a top hat in that story, by a wide margin.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:21 |
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AITA? I ruin movies we are barely watching by sharing my thoughts.quote:So yeah, I can admit I'm an ADD fueled, opinionated talker. So I have sympathy to whomever watches movies with me. But I find when movies or TV are put on less as something to watch, and more as background noise by my girlfreind, I tend to ruin the experience by sharing thoughts I have as they pop up. Direct example, tonight my girlfreind chose to turn off 2001 A Space Odyssey after I: People like OP's gf are the worst. If you don't want to talk at all while watching tv in a private residence, what is the point of watching it together? But of course if you try to leave so they can have their perfect silence, they say "wait where are you going?" There's about 4 lines of dialogue in 2001 too, so it's the perfect movie to talk over while you're both on your phones. That said, "acting out" the scene where the monkeys play with the bone is unfathomably obnoxious, so OP is probably much more annoying than he's characterized here. sugar mouse posted:Even if it is pretty gross to share a fork with your dog, going and shouting at random strangers in a park is massively AH behaviour here.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not throwing away a dress
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:32 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Are Wendy's burgs really small or something? Because chowing down on two whole burgers plus sides, I assume, seems like a lot to require to sustain oneself for a couple hours of sitting in a car. Mentioning that they got fries and nuggets makes it sound like they ordered stuff off of the value menu because they have a deal where you get a burger, fries, nuggets and a drink. The sandwiches in that are on the smaller side. Still doesn't justify not sharing though.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:36 |
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elise the great posted:I really hope the advice columnist explained to him that this is legally and ethically considered sexual abuse of a child and that willfully exposing a child to sexual behaviors will absolutely put you in jail Lol what? "loving too loud is child abuse" ?
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA? I ruin movies we are barely watching by sharing my thoughts. The OP is DEFINITELY waaaaaaaaaaaay more annoying than they're making themselves out to be.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:48 |
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Harold Fjord posted:Lol what? "loving too loud is child abuse" ? I'm going to guess loving too loud once or twice isn't. But when the children are starting to be visibly affected and voicing the discomfort and you refuse to stop it starts to move into a grey area.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:48 |
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Leaving ur cumsock on the floor is elder abuse
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA? I ruin movies we are barely watching by sharing my thoughts. I couldn't possibly disagree more. It reads like he doesn't respect his girlfriend at all and is basically saying "you don't actually want to see the movie, you just want to pretend to watch it to look smart." And in exchange for condescending to allowing her to choose a movie, he wants to make fun of her and the movie the whole time. You can tell, because he considers watching a movie some kind of "commitment". When else does one sit down and watch a movie, if not on movie night?
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Doctor J Off posted:I couldn't possibly disagree more. It reads like he doesn't respect his girlfriend at all and is basically saying "you don't actually want to see the movie, you just want to pretend to watch it to look smart." And in exchange for condescending to allowing her to choose a movie, he wants to make fun of her and the movie the whole time. You can tell, because he considers watching a movie some kind of "commitment". When else does one sit down and watch a movie, if not on movie night? OP is MST3K poisoned.
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Harold Fjord posted:Lol what? "loving too loud is child abuse" ? Heads up on this one, some redditors deep dived into the OP’s previous posts and he’s unequivocally a terrible father of the “well I don’t hit them therefore I’m not abusive” type. The teen has been bullying and acting out and no one seems to know how this behavior came about!!!! Doctor J Off posted:I couldn't possibly disagree more. It reads like he doesn't respect his girlfriend at all and is basically saying "you don't actually want to see the movie, you just want to pretend to watch it to look smart." And in exchange for condescending to allowing her to choose a movie, he wants to make fun of her and the movie the whole time. You can tell, because he considers watching a movie some kind of "commitment". When else does one sit down and watch a movie, if not on movie night? Yeah, I love to riff on movies when everyone else is into it, otherwise you’re a tremendous dick. Even if it’s some tripe, if someone is trying to actually watch a movie, I’m not going poo poo all over that - it’s rude. I feel like that’s something that goes without explanation.
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Cthulu Carl posted:OP is MST3K poisoned. If anything I get more wannabe manic pixie dream boy vibes.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA? I ruin movies we are barely watching by sharing my thoughts. I'm betting if we actually saw what was happening, it's not "GF demands nobody talk at all" and more "for gently caress's sake OP, can you keep your mouth shut for two minutes? two minutes goddammit!".
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA? I ruin movies we are barely watching by sharing my thoughts. Who the hell still calls it tivo-ing? Is OP in his 50s? Is a 50 year old adult man acting like this, and posting on reddit to find out in he's the rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:32 |
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killer crane posted:Who the hell still calls it tivo-ing? Is OP in his 50s? Is a 50 year old adult man acting like this, and posting on reddit to find out in he's the rear end in a top hat? I don't remember if "Tivo" was ever verbed, but if it was, it was certainly when the screen play for Brendan Fraser's Journey to the Center of the Earth was being written. Also the fact that he had to crack that gem out five minutes into a movie they've seen plenty of times means the OP has zero new material and has been saying these same "Jokes" dozens of times. The fact that the girlfriend hasn't murdered him yet should be cause for living sainthood.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:37 |
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Pierce rapid-firing his rehearsed jokes at the screen
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teen witch posted:Heads up on this one, some redditors deep dived into the OP’s previous posts and he’s unequivocally a terrible father of the “well I don’t hit them therefore I’m not abusive” type. The teen has been bullying and acting out and no one seems to know how this behavior came about!!!! What’s this in reference to because the keeping kids up at night with my great orgasms is from an advice column in slate.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:53 |
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We just did a poly thing so time for this thread's other favorite theme TIFU by telling a girl it's nice to see her halping her granfather at the shop. It was her husband. quote:We have a local shop that is ran by an old man, probably on his 70's or 80's. I love the place because he sells home made jams in glass containers, and when you finish the jam it becomes a beautiful glass cup. Anyway, today I came to the store because I was low on jam and milk and such. Instead of the old man was a girl my age (in her 20).
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:53 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:lol Buddy, this is barely an issue nevermind one that requires reddit weighing in. Have the conversation and if he is waiting till marriage then say "you're great, but I'm gagging for cock already so we're just not compatible" and politely move on; if he isn't waiting for marriage then he will shortly no longer be a virgin. Where's the dilemma?? File under 'could be solved with one conversation'.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:53 |
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No, see, they want him to already not be a virgin. Someone else can go through the awkwardness of the first time and teach him what goes where and how to find the little man in the boat, they don't want to. All of the fun, none of the effort.
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Send 'em off to sex boot camp.
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