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SpartanIvy posted:I met a traveler from an antique website, This is a thing of beauty. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:27 |
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Jailbrekr posted:Wasn't it originally a Fiwer meme? I wonder who holds The Lonely Torch now? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:29 |
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Adios dick, hit fewer women on your next run Gimme a hard one I would get as a back tattoo in a weird goon prison (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:34 |
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rip in piss, lowtax "richard" kyanka He was definitely a man that did many things in his life, many of them bad things. I don't think that we as a community will forget him any time soon. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:38 |
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I mean, sure, why not? I'm glad the fucker is dead, gently caress that guy. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:45 |
biracial bear for uncut posted:gently caress that guy. Nah, necrophilia is gross
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:53 |
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i'd like this one that i messed around a bit. may the rest of us live until we die (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 22:11 |
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Low? No, tax (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 18, 2021 23:03 |
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Farewell to Richard Lowtax Kyanka, the legendary game designer who made Dance Dance Karnov. For ten bux you gave me more than I could ever explain to anyone. I thank you for that. For anyone reading, Richard made a flash game in 2001 satirizing Karnov, a semi-forgettable NES game about a Russian strongman who can shoot fireballs. Richard made everything, including the music, and it's a great example of his creative work in the early days of the internet. In hearing of his death, and seeing him justifiably raked over the coals for all the controversy he brought upon himself, I just wanted to take a moment to put a small bit of focus on something he was proud of at one time, Dance Dance Karnov. It wasn't a widely celebrated part of his history so a lot of people here might not be familiar with it, but I really enjoyed it and wanted to give it one last bit of air before we close the lid on his life. If you want to give Richard some form of tribute, please take a moment to load up DDK and see what he was capable of as a satirical creator in his prime. Get the power-up and win the game for him, one last time. The original SA link: https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/flash-game-dance/ A working flash emulator link: https://archive.org/details/dance-dance-karnov Karnov wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karnov Goodbye Richard, I wish you weren't so complicated -- the founding fathers of the modern internet are running short on heroes. I'm going to make a donation to your daughters out of respect for the good you've done and to help atone for your shortcomings. Sigh. Ok, I'm ready. PAK CHOOIE UNF, gimmie that probe. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Mr. Stark fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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I still remember the day Rich Kyanka died like it was yesterday. Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on ittelling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and poo poo. "Get in the car dude," he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, "Lowtax died," and I asked him who the gently caress that was. He took out a tablet and logged on to Something Awful, turned dark mode on, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and read the front page articles all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completelyblown. "That mangosteen salesman is dead now man," and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Stato-Masochist fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Nov 19, 2021 |
# ? Nov 19, 2021 00:22 |
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Do it. Shoot me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 00:34 |
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Better give me 12 hours. I still like Louis C.K.s work as well. Maybe I should re-evaluate my life. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 00:41 |
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After seventeen years, it's probably time to tarnish the clean rap sheet that I haven't really intentionally maintained. This seems like a completely inappropriate reason, so I'll take whatever you're dishing out. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 01:03 |
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Hit me with 6er! I think I only have memorial 6ers on my rap sheet. Just checked. I currently only have ones from the forbidden words thread. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 02:11 |
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What the gently caress I'm gonna post about in the next six hours anwayy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 02:17 |
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Goodnight Sweet Prince. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 02:28 |
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 02:52 |
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I’m an OG lurker from 2000 with nothing on my rap sheet. I’ll take one to mark the occasion. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 03:01 |
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Can i change mine to the original image of the one I got? Instead on rich's lap can I get the OG image? Thanks in advance -SilkyP
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 03:13 |
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I'll take one, if anyone still cares. Spin the dice. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 03:42 |
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hooksocks posted:Posting for the first time in like 10 years to repost this I want this one! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 03:43 |
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Can I get a 48 hour prob? I got 99 things to do and this isn't one of them. Something cute on my rap sheet would be nice though. Guinea pigs if you got them.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 03:43 |
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 04:01 |
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gently caress it. Hit me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 04:52 |
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I still never paid for an avatar for this hellsite. You never got me down Richard. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 05:03 |
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Posting for my probe. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 05:35 |
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Logged in for the first time in years to say RIP Lowtax, we hardly knew ye, the likes of which shall never ban me again. edit: If not for you I'd still have a '99 reg date you maniac. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 05:51 |
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I hated myself a lot here. Burn it down. Leave the ruins as a gravesite. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:00 |
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Oh boy am I glad I was browsing the leper's colony and found this thread. I'd ask for something witty on my rap sheet, but I feel that would be against the spirit of this remembrance of a lovely wife beater so get me like the third-best thing, which is that Simpsons one I think? Or whatever, don't waste too much effort on this mods. Anyways, Rest in piss. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:35 |
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You seem ripe for the 21goat salute probing.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 06:39 |
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Pls... The Bawlz energy pic RIP (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:11 |
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Hit me with this one, please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 09:56 |
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Ain't no probes happening now. Lowtax has had the last laugh!
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 12:22 |
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yeah sure let's commemorate this, hit me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 14:51 |
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I'm an old man who hasn't been on the forums in a decade plus and I don't know how to access my rap sheet, but what the heck (edit: oh there is a button) I was not around for all of the turmoil but would see bits and pieces of it on twitter. Richard seemed like a piece of poo poo in the end and I am sorry for his daughters. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:13 |
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I was expecting my probe yesterday. Now that it's been a day and I still have this hanging over me, I know it's going to come the moment I have something very insightful and productive to add to a thread discussion FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER HURRRRR
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:20 |
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Hit me! I have had a clean rap sheet for umpteen years, I guess this is as good a reason as any to finally mess it up. I had zero interactions with Lowtax, I always dreamed of being some kind of forums superstar but it turns out I'm actually a pretty boring poster and never really had any ideas to stand out. Still, I have enjoyed the forums both when I first joined and then years later when I discovered they were still around and actually pretty fun. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 15:21 |
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:
I would also like this one, whenever you get around to it.
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# ? Nov 19, 2021 16:48 |
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Intoluene posted:
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Tzen posted:i want my spine money back You'll get your spine money back when you take it from Lowtax's cold dea-oh wait
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