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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
while joe is under, president kamala springs into action, abolishes the filibuster, and proves that democrats can get poo poo done by immediately passing and signing a bill that imprisons all parents with annual incomes under $100k

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
if kamala gave a poo poo she'd never relinquish power

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

vyelkin posted:

wow, President Kamala!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


trupm refused to do this and only had local anaesthic while they probed his bhole lmao

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

ArmZ posted:

trupm refused to do this and only had local anaesthic while they probed his bhole lmao

Imagine getting some novocaine right into the brown eye

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
new title oh god

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

vyelkin posted:

while joe is under, president kamala springs into action, abolishes the filibuster, and proves that democrats can get poo poo done by immediately passing and signing a bill that imprisons all parents with annual incomes under $100k

The Khive hooting and hollering the entire way to the gulag, screeching "Yas Kween slay!"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ol' "half dead" joe will be kept in an induced coma for the rest of his term. the reign of the Girlboss is upon us.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
due to becoming the first woman president, president Kamala will be unable to vote in the Senate to pass build, back, better

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


lmao

I want this to go down in the history books as the first time we had a woman president


christ they're pathetic

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Jen Psucky: I regret to inform you all that Joe, during a routine medical procedure, has been pink socked

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

loquacius posted:

lmao

I want this to go down in the history books as the first time we had a woman president

the Geraldine Ferraro of presidents

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

they're gonna discover some old timey diseases they thought were extinct, like he's somehow got Cobbler's Distension and needs to retire to a sanatarium near the sea to rest

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

also


gotta love how revealing this is

KHive self-image: Wonder Woman

KHive reality: mediocre middle-aged white women jumping for joy at a celebrity they like getting to temporarily use a fancier job title

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Azathoth posted:

they're gonna discover some old timey diseases they thought were extinct, like he's somehow got Cobbler's Distension and needs to retire to a sanatarium near the sea to rest

lmao

Flying-PCP
Oct 2, 2005
CBS is interviewing a panel of Trump voters for their assessments on Biden's legislative agenda.

It's not looking good for him.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Joe's gonna get some old-timey doctor to prescribe him cocaine to exorcise the ghosts in his humors

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

uber_stoat posted:

ol' "half dead" joe will be kept in an induced coma for the rest of his term. the reign of the Girlboss is upon us.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Excelzior posted:

Joe's gonna get some old-timey doctor to prescribe him cocaine to exorcise the ghosts in his humors

rip

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


:hmmno: we don't talk about HoMM IV

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
right now they're pummeling a frail rapist's prostate medically as a national security issue as kamala is inaugurated and has already failed the do not cum policy

hell world

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

vyelkin posted:

wow, President Kamala!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0f9ifrDSp8
slay queen

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Open Biden

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

i hate you both so goddamn much

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

David Brooks, staring into his bathroom mirror, sink running full blast:

https://twitter.com/JeremyWard33/status/1461658010313445378

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

right now they're pummeling a frail rapist's prostate medically as a national security issue as kamala is inaugurated and has already failed the do not cum policy

:laffo:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

loquacius posted:

David Brooks, staring into his bathroom mirror, sink running full blast:

https://twitter.com/JeremyWard33/status/1461658010313445378

lmfao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Kamala Harris has just been sworn in as our first female president. this is happening as a result of the events occurring today during which Joe Biden's "rear end exploded."

witnesses say "it was like a balloon full of brown water got thrown off the roof of a skyscraper."

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

shyduck posted:

Open Biden

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

shyduck posted:

Open Biden

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

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shyduck posted:

Open Biden

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Ardennes posted:

Also, not even talking about public housing, but a lot of the apartments in the US are absolute garbage. I would say at least in the former Soviet Union a lot of housing is structurally fine but needs some basic maintenance.

Hell, new “luxury” apartments in Portland usually are shoe boxes with paper thin walls that are thrown up as cheaply as humanly possible.

I watched the construction of a new 'luxury' apartment block near my old apartment complex in south Boston. They basically stacked prefabricated wooden apartment unit frames on top of each other. I don't know if thats standard or unique to that construction situation.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

right now they're pummeling a frail rapist's prostate medically as a national security issue as kamala is inaugurated and has already failed the do not cum policy

hell world

oh my god

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Posting on this historic day when Kamala entered the history books as the first woman president in history.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

elected to be JFK - Joe Fondling Kids

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

wtf? Kamala Harris had a communications director????

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I can't even imagine how much of a nightmare it would be to run comms for someone as incompetent and oblivious as harris

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

shyduck posted:

Open Biden

embed ducklo

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012


Alias: Eater of Children :thunk:

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Excelzior posted:

Joe's gonna get some old-timey doctor to prescribe him cocaine to exorcise the ghosts in his humors

of course the oligarchs get the best doctors

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