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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

Someone else in the thread pointed out how much Mookie's perspective of male-female contact is "guys always want to be touched by women no matter what so no touching from a woman can ever really be bad, and with this horrible (i cant believe i'm about to type this lol) sex scene we're about to see it really embodies that element of his thinking.

I will, however, give him credit if he goes full on insane and has Snout's spunk spell out something prophetic.

The fact that she's just cranking on his dick as the first act of this scene really seals that. It's not even a passionate embrace or anything, just straight to the handjob.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Calaveron posted:

The bog hag pulls down Snout's fluid-stained "here comes a special boy" overalls and enjoys a whiff of the smell of burnt beans emanating from the crusty fabric

:(

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Maybe snout never hosed the others because of his extremely specific fetish(es) that the bog hag just happens to represent perfectly. That mongreltown porno really hosed him up

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Dominic Deegan: Wild Edging.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Calaveron posted:

The bog hag pulls down Snout's fluid-stained "here comes a special boy" overalls and enjoys a whiff of the smell of burnt beans emanating from the crusty fabric

I can't believe you made me read this with my own two eyes :shittypop: :shittypop:

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Looks like this sex scene will have the same erotic energy as the one from Tideland between Dell and the delivery guy.

(If you know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry. If you don't... Probably better to stay ignorant, honestly.)

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
For what it's worth, I personally don't think the bog hag is evil or a villain. Telling people uncomfortable truths to test their resolve kinda seems like a thing that would be part of a shaman/spirit guide's job, actually. I suppose the question is whether or not Mookie thinks it's evil, though it's 100% true that Snout is emotionally and mentally childlike and doesn't fully understand the situation - which makes the sex stuff ultra gross.

Also it's weird that he like, refuses to talk (or write, whatever) to his friends. You would think, out of concern for his own safety and the safety of people he supposedly cares about, he would at least inquire about why the ship crashed. Did the Ink Witch lose control of it? Did the chandak sabotage it? Is it still safe to ride in? Is that just how it lands? Did losing control of it like that hurt the Ink Witch? gently caress, his defining trait is supposed to be his curiosity.

...and like why did he had a throbbing boner because he saw the orc lady flicking her bean and not when Ink Witch and Canada were rubbing their naked bodies all over him?

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

GreenMetalSun posted:

For what it's worth, I personally don't think the bog hag is evil or a villain. Telling people uncomfortable truths to test their resolve kinda seems like a thing that would be part of a shaman/spirit guide's job, actually. I suppose the question is whether or not Mookie thinks it's evil, though it's 100% true that Snout is emotionally and mentally childlike and doesn't fully understand the situation - which makes the sex stuff ultra gross.


Shades of Grey are one thing Mookie has never done. Based on his Twitter and comic blog posts, I think he thinks the same in real life as well. There are good people and bad people period.

Otherwise I'd agree with you

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Billy Gnosis posted:

Shades of Grey are one thing Mookie has never done. Based on his Twitter and comic blog posts, I think he thinks the same in real life as well. There are good people and bad people period.

Otherwise I'd agree with you

Yeah. See the Elf War and Alien Mobster arcs in Star Power, they seem to be some kind of weird treatise against the concept of moral ambiguity.

I don't necessarily think she must be evil, I just think that's the only way it would make this plot make SENSE. But it's Mookie we're talking about so we can't bank on him doing the thing that makes sense. What's more likely is he simply hasn't thought out what's going to happen past this scene.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Just stopping in here to point out, over the last few days, Mookie's Patreon has increased in pledges. Sure, only by 2, but that's more than this drivel deserves. Somehow, people want to see this.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

For what it's worth, I personally don't think the bog hag is evil or a villain. Telling people uncomfortable truths to test their resolve kinda seems like a thing that would be part of a shaman/spirit guide's job, actually. I suppose the question is whether or not Mookie thinks it's evil, though it's 100% true that Snout is emotionally and mentally childlike and doesn't fully understand the situation - which makes the sex stuff ultra gross.

Also it's weird that he like, refuses to talk (or write, whatever) to his friends. You would think, out of concern for his own safety and the safety of people he supposedly cares about, he would at least inquire about why the ship crashed. Did the Ink Witch lose control of it? Did the chandak sabotage it? Is it still safe to ride in? Is that just how it lands? Did losing control of it like that hurt the Ink Witch? gently caress, his defining trait is supposed to be his curiosity.

...and like why did he had a throbbing boner because he saw the orc lady flicking her bean and not when Ink Witch and Canada were rubbing their naked bodies all over him?

Someone needed to tell Arudak what a shithead he's been.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Billy Gnosis posted:

Shades of Grey are one thing Mookie has never done. Based on his Twitter and comic blog posts, I think he thinks the same in real life as well. There are good people and bad people period.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he thinks people have D&D alignments, and not that people are complex or even contradictory in their actions/thoughts/deeds.

You run into those kinds of people in fandom a lot, where they decide they like a character so all of that character's actions have to be 'justified' or 'good' or moral somehow. However, they don't usually have the commitment to write a whole comic, so I guess I have to give Mookie that.

GreenMetalSun fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Nov 19, 2021

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Reminder that Mookie thinks the Doom Marine is lawful good.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Also it's weird that he like, refuses to talk (or write, whatever) to his friends. You would think, out of concern for his own safety and the safety of people he supposedly cares about, he would at least inquire about why the ship crashed. Did the Ink Witch lose control of it? Did the chandak sabotage it? Is it still safe to ride in? Is that just how it lands? Did losing control of it like that hurt the Ink Witch? gently caress, his defining trait is supposed to be his curiosity.


I think he asked her but she didn't actually know, and said something like "maybe the lake did it, maybe Swampy crashed us on purpose, I don't understand her accent."

Also, I bet Swampy is going to ask Snout to name her, too. Ugh.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Codependent Poster posted:

He abandoned his sad friends to go gently caress someone.

So all this time he never was aroused by naked cuddling but all of a sudden he gets an instant hard on when a lady spreads her legs.

Ugh. I can't get over how gross this is. Like even that first panel with the comedic giant bulge is gross. But then we have that weird bush and his ugly dick getting stroked with his tail matching and the terrible look on his face.

Watch the lesson from this be "I taught you how to gently caress so now you must gently caress your friends to cheer them up"
Technically he abandoned his sad friends to go yell at the person who told them things that made them sad. And by yell I mean hand an angry letter to.

He abandoned that at the most basic suggestion she was interested in loving.

Pyrotoad posted:

The Finer Arts > BSS:Bisexual Super Son > Dominic Deegan: Remember when nothing happened? I miss that.

Roleplaying Larry posted:

Do you think he’s going to live-blog about it in his dairy?
Hopefully, since that means Snout would have to leave and go to a dairy.

MuddyFunster
Jan 31, 2020

FUN you, EARHOLE
He wouldn't have to go anywhere, always assume the diary is on him at all times unless shown otherwise. He'd just have to click on it in his inventory menu, select "equip" and it'd appear on his character model.

Draped over his cock in this instance, preferably.

MuddyFunster fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Nov 19, 2021

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



MuddyFunster posted:

He wouldn't have to go anywhere, he'd just click on the diary in his inventory menu, select "equip" and it'd appear on his character model.

Draped over his cock in this instance, preferably.
That says "dairy" not "diary".

MuddyFunster
Jan 31, 2020

FUN you, EARHOLE

Zereth posted:

That says "dairy" not "diary".

Well, poo poo, it does, that's even better, have him equip THAT in the menu and it'd obscure the whole scene.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Reminder that Mookie thinks the Doom Marine is lawful good.



I would saw lawful works, as he upholds an unflexible code of "kill demons until there are no more demons."

Good? Nah, gently caress that. He is Neutral at best. Any good the Doom Slayer has done is incidental to his only goal of killing demons.

Pulsarcat
Feb 7, 2012

On top of everything else that's been said, this is like the single most juvenile sex fantasy ever, it's something a literal preteen would write

"Our hero runs into this totally hot chick

Just roll with it

this totally hot chick who's all naked and then she grabs his dick and they totally do it!"

Mookie is a dude who has given us weeks of pointless travel montages and scenes of Snout being sad, but no scenes of romance or seduction.
Like I dunno, I'm not a romance novelist, but like have her sitting on blanket next to a cozy campfire with a basket of, um, raw vegetables and take it from there.

But nope, instead she's sitting naked in the dirt, possibly masturbating, and she just lunges for his dick.

Now I'm not saying he should have done that, he shouldn't have done any of this.
I'm just saying that even if you strip away all the lovely implications it's still a gross as hell sex scene with all the romance and passion of a truck stop bathroom that hasn't been cleaned in years.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
Doomguy is as barbarian as it gets he even gets to go into berserker rages.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Pyrotoad posted:

Calling Snout childlike is an insult to children, I think. Terrible time to bring it up given the sexual context of this scene mind, but would've been fine three days ago. As we all were, when we didn't know what was coming :smith:

Yeah. The only thing Snout has in common with children is that he's unable to consent and this is super gross rape. Children are curious and emotional, as a general rule. Snout is neither of these things.

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

Mutant Headcrab posted:

I would saw lawful works, as he upholds an unflexible code of "kill demons until there are no more demons."

Good? Nah, gently caress that. He is Neutral at best. Any good the Doom Slayer has done is incidental to his only goal of killing demons.

I haven't played the newer games, but he's definitely a good person in the originals. He's on the base where everything starts as a punishment for beating the poo poo out of a superior who tried to gun down civilians, and in Doom 2 he stays behind on Earth killing demons so that the survivors of humanity are able to flee. He even thinks he's going to die doing it, until they tell him they found where exactly the demons are coming from and he goes to Hell to stop demons from coming through. And his final thought after defeating the Icon of Sin is how rebuilding the world will be more fun then saving it.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Breetai posted:

Dominic Deegan: Wild Edging.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Snout's cock looks weird

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

it's not cut, it's not got a foreskin, its just got this weird divot on top?

I guess we should be thankful he didnt cover it in warts and hair?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Like I can't fully articulate how and why but that's a malformed dick.

Mookie, presumably, has a penis and yet he still hosed up drawing one.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

he definitely felt too self conscious about looking at an erect dick even just for a reference, even his own, so he drew a finger and hoped nobody would notice

or he just applied the same artistic skill he uses for torsos, arms and legs, which he also has

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Calaveron posted:

I can smell this comic and it's a mixture of methane, rotten fish and sour milk

Methane does not normally have a smell. They add the smell when it's canned so if you have a leak, you can detect it. This comic definitely stinks though.

DamnitGannet posted:

Why do his balls get bigger when he’s aroused?
Because they're inflated with piss. Smh, what are they teaching people in mongrelfolk sex ed these days?

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Heliotrope posted:

I haven't played the newer games, but he's definitely a good person in the originals. He's on the base where everything starts as a punishment for beating the poo poo out of a superior who tried to gun down civilians, and in Doom 2 he stays behind on Earth killing demons so that the survivors of humanity are able to flee. He even thinks he's going to die doing it, until they tell him they found where exactly the demons are coming from and he goes to Hell to stop demons from coming through. And his final thought after defeating the Icon of Sin is how rebuilding the world will be more fun then saving it.

Yeah. The 2016 Doom Slayer is pretty much a "I have existed for centuries doing one thing and one thing only: killing demons."

Also the pulp novels they made based off of Doom. The protagonist, Flynn Taggert, would also qualify as Neutral/Chaotic Good. That was a weird loving book series though. The demons were actually genetically engineered monsters made by space aliens specifically to scare us based of our cultural fears. Flynn, his lady partner Arlene, some mormons and a two-headed space alien named Sears and Roebuck travel to the alien homeworld where, because of time dilation from FTL travel, the aliens have hyper-evolved into a new microscopic form and have infected humanity. These alien possessed humans then plug Flynn and Arlene into a simulator of their past experiences on Mars, but manipulate the events by re-remembering them and the series ends with the two characters living the rest of their lives in a Matrix-esque simulation.

I'd much rather be reading that right now.

(They even explored Doom maps and commented on it, with one of the characters asking, "Why the gently caress is this place shaped like a hand?")

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Mutant Headcrab posted:

Yeah. The 2016 Doom Slayer is pretty much a "I have existed for centuries doing one thing and one thing only: killing demons."

Also the pulp novels they made based off of Doom. The protagonist, Flynn Taggert, would also qualify as Neutral/Chaotic Good. That was a weird loving book series though. The demons were actually genetically engineered monsters made by space aliens specifically to scare us based of our cultural fears. Flynn, his lady partner Arlene, some mormons and a two-headed space alien named Sears and Roebuck travel to the alien homeworld where, because of time dilation from FTL travel, the aliens have hyper-evolved into a new microscopic form and have infected humanity. These alien possessed humans then plug Flynn and Arlene into a simulator of their past experiences on Mars, but manipulate the events by re-remembering them and the series ends with the two characters living the rest of their lives in a Matrix-esque simulation.

I'd much rather be reading that right now.

(They even explored Doom maps and commented on it, with one of the characters asking, "Why the gently caress is this place shaped like a hand?")

I mean, he's still not bad though. There's like no voice, but there's moments like Optimus Prime going on about his work and Doomguy looks down at a dead human and clenches his fist.

He's just very angry!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'm just so tired of Legacy.

Dalris Othaine
Oct 14, 2013

I think, therefore I am inevitable.

Breetai posted:

Dominic Deegan: Wild Edging.

if we can't have the timeline where this didn't loving happen we should at least have this title

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Dalris Othaine posted:

if we can't have the timeline where this didn't loving happen we should at least have this title

I hope you're happy.

And while I know I am not going to be happy knowing this: when is the next update expected?

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

Monday. Unless he skips a week for Thanksgiving, anyway.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Heliotrope posted:

I haven't played the newer games, but he's definitely a good person in the originals. He's on the base where everything starts as a punishment for beating the poo poo out of a superior who tried to gun down civilians, and in Doom 2 he stays behind on Earth killing demons so that the survivors of humanity are able to flee. He even thinks he's going to die doing it, until they tell him they found where exactly the demons are coming from and he goes to Hell to stop demons from coming through. And his final thought after defeating the Icon of Sin is how rebuilding the world will be more fun then saving it.
The new ones, he's implied to be the same guy, except he never got out of Hell and just kept killing demons.

Also, blatantly disrespects the authority of the local ruler in 2016 constantly. He's only working with Hayden because it seems like it'll help solving the problem. He ain't lawful. He's Neutral Angry.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Yeah that famous part where he breaks the battery or whatever to destroy the Argent energy facility is decidedly NOT "lawful". Also the part in the sequel where he fires that BFG orbital satellite gun into Mars.

Of course the real issue is that D&D alignments are ill-conceived and restrictive, but here we are, with millions of nerd brains that cannot understand morality without that filter.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah that famous part where he breaks the battery or whatever to destroy the Argent energy facility is decidedly NOT "lawful". Also the part in the sequel where he fires that BFG orbital satellite gun into Mars.

Of course the real issue is that D&D alignments are ill-conceived and restrictive, but here we are, with millions of nerd brains that cannot understand morality without that filter.
That's why I gave his alignment as something not actually on the grid.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Mors Rattus posted:

Monday. Unless he skips a week for Thanksgiving, anyway.

Nah, come Monday he'll give us a comic for us to truly be thankful for.

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Doomguy (2016 video game character) is Doomguy (1993 video game character) after playing every Doom WAD.

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