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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
i simply can't resist equipping the biggest heaviest weapon i can find
and then if I try to use a decent shield at the same time my ankles break under the weight

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Nice Van My Man posted:

If you think you're too good for shields on your first playthrough of DS1 or 2 you deserve what you get!

a lot of the bosses just don't seem like they're blockable, like the taurus demon, how would you block that it would be like blocking a semi truck i m h o

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Capra Demon on scrub BKS playthrough: haha everyone else must suck at this game

Capra Demon on BSS dex playthrough: well this sucks what the gently caress

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I found the goddamn Abyss Watchers to be my first big problem in DS3. Dudes were just destroying me, they were too fast, too hard to keep track of and there were two of them. Hard to get solid hits in. Even though I'd already beaten a few bosses that technically come after them

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The aesthetics of Souls games stay true to the whole "Embers and ashes of a once glorious kingdom that now lies in ruin" theme.

It's not loving Bugsnax island for Pete's Sake!

The whole series is built on the idea that the world has grown dim and you are a lone spark (ember) in a gray, dim world. I saw a criticism that the color palates of DS games are bad and lacking in artistic direction. This is absurd! Yes, most of the grim, dark, muddy, washed out areas of DS are not as aesthetically vibrant as Super Mario Odyssey for example but what the heck is to be expected of a Dark Souls game.

The High Wall of Lothric lies in ruins, withered zealots kneel in rags, the sky is brown and hazy. Everything is dead or dying and it's beautiful.

The Prison of Hope in Latria is loving horrible. It's hard to see, enemies are tucked away behind iron maidens and gibbets, everything is black and gray and awful. It's fantastic.

The burning Hirata Estate is just a big flaming mess the only colors are muddy water and burning building and it's amazing.

More colors isn't necessarily better, it's a matter of using the right tool for the right job and in the case of FromSoft games dark, dirty grimy, poorly lit, faded are all the perfect tools for the job.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Play posted:

I found the goddamn Abyss Watchers to be my first big problem in DS3. Dudes were just destroying me, they were too fast, too hard to keep track of and there were two of them. Hard to get solid hits in. Even though I'd already beaten a few bosses that technically come after them

a friend begged to do abyss watchers with me on pc since it was his favorite and we just clowned them hard

on ps4 when i tried it solo i killed the second phase and somehow died during his death animation and put down the game to play Hitman for a few months lol


i don't think i ever died to vordt and only to the dancer once on my first playthrough when i followed the advice of a note and stabbed the old woman to trigger her early. unpopular opinion: sulyvahn's outrider knights and their bosses are total chumps

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

aceface posted:

It's not loving Bugsnax island for Pete's Sake!
job.

It could be. Bugsnax -> Bugsouls

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


RPATDO_LAMD posted:

anyone who tries to represent pronunciation in a dialect-agnostic way with normal english letters is fighting a losing battle

Trying to represent English's phonology in the Latin alphabet was always going to be a trainwreck, we'd need about 40 letters to have spelling as clear as classical Latin's. Bring back þorn and eð.

that's thorn not porn

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I don't know why we settled on the latin alphabet when cyrillic is right there. The extra vowels alone make it superior

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

flavor.flv posted:

I don't know why we settled on the latin alphabet when cyrillic is right there. The extra vowels alone make it superior

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

flavor.flv posted:

I don't know why we settled on the latin alphabet when cyrillic is right there. The extra vowels alone make it superior

Should've invited Cyril back in 800s.

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

jokes posted:

It could be. Bugsnax -> Bugsouls

Bugsnax is fun as poo poo.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Those Dark Souls games are boring as poo poo and I don't get why nerds jizz over them

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

i simply can't resist equipping the biggest heaviest weapon i can find
and then if I try to use a decent shield at the same time my ankles break under the weight

playing tank is the best. i play tank on everything. just swing a big rear end hammer and smash dudes. it also makes for good camaraderie with healers.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

hot take Mischief Makers > Borderlands

:hmmyes:

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I finally bought a PS5 and dang this is just a PS4 with mostly better load times huh

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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It's just a PS3 with higher res textures
im pretty sure there hsan't been a single console game released since the ps3/x360 era that wouldn't run just fine on those machines with some of the gameplay-irrelevant visual flair removed

e: except kinect games but lol

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I downloaded a game called Halo Infinite I hope it's at least ok. I'm so sick of lovely FPSes made by nobodies that don't even come close to GunZ The Duel. For fucks sake at least buy some rad licensing so I can play as Groot or something.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Traditional side scrolling Sonic games could be universally improved by doubling the number of water levels.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

It's just a PS3 with higher res textures
im pretty sure there hsan't been a single console game released since the ps3/x360 era that wouldn't run just fine on those machines with some of the gameplay-irrelevant visual flair removed

e: except kinect games but lol

Not entirely wrong, but half a gig of RAM was extremely constraining. By the end of their era the 360 and PS3 were really struggling at hitting playable framerates with more ambitious games, GTAV is kind of a miracle.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

It's just a PS3 with higher res textures
im pretty sure there hsan't been a single console game released since the ps3/x360 era that wouldn't run just fine on those machines with some of the gameplay-irrelevant visual flair removed

e: except kinect games but lol

Crysis, but that was before

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Halo Infinite is boring.

PvP FPS games are for 10 year olds and man babies.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

aceface posted:

Halo Infinite is boring.

PvP FPS games are for 10 year olds and man babies.

yeah? say that to my face you loving *****!

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

aceface posted:

Halo Infinite is boring.

PvP FPS games are for 10 year olds and man babies.

1v1 me on beaver creek bitch

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Crysis, but that was before

Crysis was on the 360, with 3dtv support even.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Breetai posted:

Traditional side scrolling Sonic games could be universally improved by doubling the number of water levels.

I think that's the most stress I ever had in childhood

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

jokes posted:

It could be. Bugsnax -> Bugsouls

Isn't that just Hollow Knight

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

I think shields are cool and more games should have cool shields. Also cool perfect block mechanics and shield bashes and stuff.

Bloodborne is my favorite FromSoft game but I also think shields are cool in the games that have them

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

Quote-Unquote posted:

Crysis was on the 360, with 3dtv support even.

It was an incomplete, deeply compromised version of the game.

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

Harrow posted:

I think shields are cool and more games should have cool shields. Also cool perfect block mechanics and shield bashes and stuff.

Bloodborne is my favorite FromSoft game but I also think shields are cool in the games that have them

Yeah having distinct playstyles available is great. I loved grinding out a superheavy shield build in DS1.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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Dark souls 2 had a really cool powerstance-greatshield build that looked fun but I never bothered because to even access the powerstance moveset you two specific matching shields that were both only available as low% drop from exactly 1 enemy in the entire game.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

The best shield gameplay was wielding two spiky spooky skellington wheels in dark souls

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Breath of the Wild has some really cool shield mechanics, they just don't get much use when you can abuse the physics tools to send all your enemies into space instead

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

flavor.flv posted:

you can abuse the physics tools to send all your enemies into space instead

tell me how

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Harrow posted:

I think shields are cool and more games should have cool shields. Also cool perfect block mechanics and shield bashes and stuff.

Bloodborne is my favorite FromSoft game but I also think shields are cool in the games that have them

I usually play those games rolling around as much as possible, but I've never been above whipping the shield off my back and blocking when it makes it easier. Some of the enemies are straight up designed to be blocked over being juked. The whole anti shield rhetoric of Souls fans is annoying and it's embarrassing that they think not using shields makes them look cool or something. Also the shield mechanics in Dark Souls are very fun.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
In everspace 2 I have to shoot nerdy ray guns at enemies to take out their shields before I can grind them down with my macho machine guns. gently caress shields.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Donkey Kong Country 2 is harder than Dark Souls.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
funner too

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Old World is a better Civ game than Civ 6 or Humankind.

Sadly it is not a better Crusader Kings game.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I get people enjoy dkc games but I just found them more frustrating than fun.

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