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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Chiyoshoma vs Hoshoryu was a really solid match, great back and forth.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i honestly thought ura would have been figured out by now sort of like how enho was, but dude just seems to have a limitless arsenal and is incredibly good to watch.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Ice Phisherman posted:

Requesting to switch Kotoeko for Ura Tamawashi.

Edit: Ura is full I suppose.

Trade registered Day 6.

Memento posted:

I would like to switch Kiribayama for Mitakeumi, or Meisei if he's not available.

Meisei, Day 6.

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Unfortunately I am requesting a trade of Kotonowaka for Terutsoyoshi or Sadanoumi, heard Murray mention on commentary that Koto opted to not get surgery prior to this basho so hopefully he can rest, heal and come back stronger.

Terutsuyoshi, Day 6.

pseudodragon posted:

Kotonowaka is single handedly killing my fantasy Sanyaku hopes. But trading for non-kyujo goes against the spirit of sumo. What sucks more is that my second choice was Hokotofuji, for the exact same reason I picked Koto - a guy who’s supposed to be higher up the banzuke but dropped due to injury.

I, on the other hand, and faithless and fickle, and am precisely trading away Kotonowaka for Hokutofuji. I hope he gets surgery, he's young and talented and huge. He can come back.

Day 5 standings

Makuuchi
code:
22	sivad
21	Banana Canada
21	Eli949
21	MalarkeyToboggan
19	anakha
19	Marching Powder
19	scripterror
19	Tiny Bug Child
18	Thauros
17	bessantj
17	Dias
17	Everyones Favorite Poster
17	jmzero
17	LlamaTrauma
17	Netsky
16	captainblastum
16	Chinook
16	Fluffdaddy
16	GoatSeeGuy
16	Helianthus Annuus
16	Khizan
16	pseudodragon
16	whats for dinner
15	Ice Phisherman
15	MyChemicalImbalance
15	Vargatron
14	Skjorte
13	bartolimu
13	Pakled
13	Tochiazuma
12	Beeswax
12	Charles Gnarwin
12	ilmucche
12	Robviously
11	Bellwether
11	Kenning
10	Brut
10	Lid
10	QuasiQuack
9	Maigius
8	Crusty Nutsack
Juryo
code:
19	ratmosphere
18	rare Magic card l00k
17	Jobbo_Fett
17	Neodoomium
16	Communist Thoughts
16	Log082
16	Martytoof
16	Takuan
15	Spokes
15	ullerrm
14	Firebatgyro
14	Iron Chef Nex
14	KungFu Grip
14	Liquid Communism
14	Omnikin
14	Shiroc
13	Teddybear
12	Memento
12	NuclearPotato
11	Gaghskull
11	Lexorin

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That was gorgeous dohyō-craft from Mitakeumi just now. That tiny little hop to keep himself in the air as Myogiryu crashed down was fantastic

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Twitch chat over at the karla sumoist stream have dubbed Takanosho as Majin Buu due to how small his face is, and now I can't unsee it :laffo:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Takakeisho is great, just an angry ball.
I hope his spine holds up

Firebatgyro
Dec 3, 2010
Akua needs to go back to his aqua mawashi, this new one is not working at all

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Anyone else watching along live? Chiyonokuni woke up this morning and chose violence, and it was awesome.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I low-key root for Terunofuji to lose, since I've got Takakeisho, but every time he wins I love it.

Day 6 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
26	sivad
25	Banana Canada
25	Eli949
24	MalarkeyToboggan
24	Tiny Bug Child
23	anakha
22	Marching Powder
21	bessantj
21	Everyones Favorite Poster
21	jmzero
21	Netsky
21	Thauros
20	Chinook
20	Dias
20	Khizan
20	LlamaTrauma
20	pseudodragon
20	scripterror
20	whats for dinner
19	GoatSeeGuy
19	MyChemicalImbalance
18	captainblastum
18	Fluffdaddy
18	Ice Phisherman
18	Skjorte
18	Tochiazuma
17	Helianthus Annuus
17	Pakled
16	bartolimu
16	Charles Gnarwin
16	Vargatron
15	Beeswax
15	Bellwether
14	Kenning
14	Lid
14	Robviously
13	ilmucche
13	QuasiQuack
12	Brut
12	Crusty Nutsack
11	Maigius
Juryo
code:
22	Neodoomium
22	ratmosphere
20	Communist Thoughts
20	Jobbo_Fett
20	rare Magic card l00k
20	Takuan
18	Martytoof
18	Shiroc
18	Teddybear
17	Firebatgyro
17	Iron Chef Nex
17	Log082
17	Spokes
17	ullerrm
16	KungFu Grip
16	Liquid Communism
16	Memento
15	Omnikin
14	Gaghskull
14	NuclearPotato
11	Lexorin

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Kenning posted:

I low-key root for Terunofuji to lose, since I've got Takakeisho, but every time he wins I love it.


wicked same.

2 more wins before abi can have sex again.

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

We're aiming for the greatest number of losses, right?

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Marching Powder posted:

2 more wins before abi has to help take care of his kid again

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I am asking, once again, for Hōshōryū to pull his finger out and how his uncle whats up!

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Lexorin posted:

We're aiming for the greatest number of losses, right?

It's like golf. Lower score is better!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

bessantj posted:

I am asking, once again, for Hoshoryu to pull his finger out and show his uncle whats up!

I dodged a bullet there, I was gonna have him as my first pick for the ranking. Dude's young and really good so I'm sure eventually he's gonna be a solid high maegashira rikishi at least and his uncle will troll him less.

bad day for our team, but Tobizaru is doing better!! see!!!!! no reason to worry at all

(he's gonna lose the next four in a row)

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Lexorin posted:

We're aiming for the greatest number of losses, right?

We're the division winners!

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

Big wins today for my group! :woop: Anytime I can sweep the board like that I'll take it. I feel bad for Wakatakakage though; Ichinojo just yeeted him out of the ring today. At least he can say it wasn't the worst launch out of the dokyo that day.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
my boy wakaflocka has had a tough schedule thus far so i'm hoping he comes home strong.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Marching Powder posted:

my boy wakaflocka has had a tough schedule thus far so i'm hoping he comes home strong.

same, and it's not like anyone else in the joi-jin has looked amazing either. the only guy on my team i'm \disappointed in is shodai and ofc no one to blame but myself for beng dumb with a backup

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Magaki-oyakata in the commentary booth today. Lots of pics of babby Hakuho.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I'm getting rid of Kiribayama in favor of Meisei. I hope Mr. Okuri comes back in Hatsu, but he stinks right now.

Loved the Shohozan vs. Chiyonokuni slap fest.

Day 7 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
28	sivad
28	Tiny Bug Child
27	Banana Canada
27	Eli949
26	MalarkeyToboggan
25	anakha
25	bessantj
25	Everyones Favorite Poster
24	Marching Powder
23	Khizan
23	LlamaTrauma
23	Netsky
23	Thauros
23	whats for dinner
22	captainblastum
22	Chinook
22	Dias
22	GoatSeeGuy
22	Ice Phisherman
22	jmzero
22	MyChemicalImbalance
22	pseudodragon
22	scripterror
22	Skjorte
21	Pakled
20	Helianthus Annuus
20	Tochiazuma
19	Beeswax
19	Fluffdaddy
19	Vargatron
18	bartolimu
18	Charles Gnarwin
17	Lid
16	Bellwether
16	QuasiQuack
16	Robviously
15.5	Kenning
15	Brut
15	Crusty Nutsack
15	ilmucche
15	Maigius
Juryo
code:
25	ratmosphere
24	Neodoomium
23	Jobbo_Fett
23	Shiroc
22	Communist Thoughts
22	Teddybear
21	Iron Chef Nex
21	rare Magic card l00k
21	Takuan
20	Firebatgyro
20	ullerrm
19	Liquid Communism
19	Log082
19	Martytoof
19	NuclearPotato
19	Omnikin
19	Spokes
17	Gaghskull
17	KungFu Grip
17	Memento
14	Lexorin

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Change your jumper, Dolce & Gabbana guy near the West corner. You wore that yesterday.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Is there a term for like, "that wasn't a henka but it played one on TV"?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Memento posted:

Is there a term for like, "that wasn't a henka but it played one on TV"?

Do you mean Ura and Chiyotairyu? Very much a Clayton's henka.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Elissimpark posted:

Do you mean Ura and Chiyotairyu? Very much a Clayton's henka.

Oh yeah.

Also, I haven't thought about Clayton's in at least 25 years, apparently it's a Core Memory.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Memento posted:

Oh yeah.

Also, I haven't thought about Clayton's in at least 25 years, apparently it's a Core Memory.

Probably. I think we're about the same age (mid 40's) so our memories of 80's Australian TV are probably identical.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I literally jumped out of my seat yelling HE PULLED THE loving HAIR! WHAT THE gently caress REF?!?!?!?

edit:

Elissimpark posted:

Probably. I think we're about the same age (mid 40's) so our memories of 80's Australian TV are probably identical.

Yep, there wasn't much on TV back then, we definitely saw the same stuff.

Memento fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Nov 21, 2021

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


So I’m not sure the dead body rule even exists considering Takakeisho was completely horizontal and only won by virtue of Ichinojo tossing him too drat far. Total gift of a win and I don’t like it, especially after Ichinojo dragged him into deep water and proved that Takakeisho might have added a second way to win but he’s still hopeless past the first 5 seconds.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Charles Gnarwin posted:

So I’m not sure the dead body rule even exists considering Takakeisho was completely horizontal and only won by virtue of Ichinojo tossing him too drat far. Total gift of a win and I don’t like it, especially after Ichinojo dragged him into deep water and proved that Takakeisho might have added a second way to win but he’s still hopeless past the first 5 seconds.

Not sure if you caught it but there was a Ichinojo hair pull earlier in the bout, that was the reason given for the Takakekisho win. Do agree with your take on the ending though, unfortunate such a strong performance was negated by Ichi inadvertently getting a handful of topknot.

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Banana Canada posted:

Gonna celebrate my 5-0 day the same way I did last time...10 x 10 sumo deadliftssquats daytomorrow at the gym!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Really frustrated by Wakatakakage's underperformance right now. Between him and Ichinojo, my upper ranks are seriously ugly.

Glad to see Tochi back, though, wish I had him but gotta follow my personal standard of never trading.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I hate to see a hairpull DQ, but Ichi really hosed up by not keeping his fingers flat. Almost nobody ever does a hairpull on purpose, but part of doing techniques that involve hands on the back of someone's head just requires a specific posture of the hand.

Day 8 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
34	sivad
33	Banana Canada
33	Eli949
33	Tiny Bug Child
31	bessantj
31	Everyones Favorite Poster
31	MalarkeyToboggan
30	anakha
28	GoatSeeGuy
28	jmzero
28	Khizan
28	Marching Powder
28	whats for dinner
27	MyChemicalImbalance
27	Netsky
27	pseudodragon
27	scripterror
27	Skjorte
27	Thauros
26	Chinook
26	Dias
26	Ice Phisherman
26	LlamaTrauma
25	captainblastum
25	Pakled
24	Fluffdaddy
23	Beeswax
23	Charles Gnarwin
23	Helianthus Annuus
23	Tochiazuma
23	Vargatron
22	QuasiQuack
21	bartolimu
21	Bellwether
20.5	Kenning
20	ilmucche
20	Lid
20	Robviously
18	Brut
18	Crusty Nutsack
16	Maigius
Juryo
code:
31	ratmosphere
28	Neodoomium
27	Iron Chef Nex
27	Shiroc
26	Communist Thoughts
26	Firebatgyro
26	Jobbo_Fett
26	rare Magic card l00k
26	Takuan
26	Teddybear
24	ullerrm
23	Liquid Communism
23	Martytoof
23	NuclearPotato
22	KungFu Grip
22	Log082
22	Memento
22	Spokes
21	Omnikin
20	Gaghskull
16	Lexorin

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I will never trade

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Turns out using literal RNG to choose your team is not an effective drafting strategy and skill is involved. Live and learn.

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

I'm glad I didn't decide to trade, since my lower division picks have been showing up the past couple days and putting points on the board, which turned out to be especially important for today, a day where two of my upper division picks had to fight it out (to say nothing of poor Endo getting splattered by the ever-rolling Terunofuji train).

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

Ichinojo and Takakeisho talk:

It makes sense but I had never really thought that there wasn't a way to stop a match after an egregious foul like that. It would really suck if somebody was injured by I dunno flying out of the ring and bouncing off the rope when they had already won due to a hair pull. Also, what would have happened if Takakeisho had committed a hair pull on Ichinojo? Is it first one to foul loses, or is there some sort of offsetting penalties rule?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

can anyone remember a non hair pull kinjite? i'm fairly certain i've never seen one

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It's the only one that's likely to happen by accident. Generally eye pokes and groin kicks have to be deliberate.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Elissimpark posted:

Change your jumper, Dolce & Gabbana guy near the West corner. You wore that yesterday.
In a similar vein, once I saw the old foreigner dude with his mask always well below his nose, I could never not see him. Pull up your loving mask! :mad:

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Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

ilmucche posted:

I will never trade

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