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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I never really "got" dadaism

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
neat!

https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1461527199102783489?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RedDMartalArts/status/1458030599701245957

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



No generous dollop of mayo?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

veni veni veni posted:

What is the inch thick white poo poo they always seem to do? Mayo, Alfredo, dog cum? I seriously have no idea. Why do parts of it usually look absolutely rotten? Is that a choice? The only consistently recognizable thing I have seen is loving canned corn why

Gostei

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






Pumpkin Cheesecake stuffed crust sounds good but the rest :stare:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Imo's in St. Louis is still the worst crime against pizza. Provel is not food.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

knuthgrush posted:

catupiry, ketchup (.br version, heavy with sugar), and chicken. possibly 3 or more olives.

sorry, come again - brazilian ketchup is even more sugar heavy than american ketchup? And they put it on their pizza?

TheSwizzler posted:

Continuing the world tour:



Is that banana on the second from the left? Devilled eggs?


Every time I think I've seen all this thread has to offer, I am proven wrong

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1461770027913424899?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

hey Hans, i think you forgot a step.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
It's not ideal but.. would.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

uber_stoat posted:

hey Hans, i think you forgot a step.

Vegan pizzas are just the worst.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

its all nice on rice posted:

Vegan pizzas are just the worst.

i mean vegan cheese is a thing these days, not a fan personally but it's a thing you can do.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Joking aside, we've done a few vegan cheeses for pizza (I'm lactose intolerant) but it's always too gooey. They work better for pasta than pizza IME.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Hey pineapple opinion havers, a new fruit challenger has approached

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1460983680835350535?t=VNmatPgREkrfCOCDuQv3Ig&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pacra posted:

Hey pineapple opinion havers, a new fruit challenger has approached

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1460983680835350535?t=VNmatPgREkrfCOCDuQv3Ig&s=19

I've experimented with making a few kinds of Thanksgiving leftovers pizza and it can actually work really well. Just not if you try and stick with the traditional red sauce.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Pacra posted:

Hey pineapple opinion havers, a new fruit challenger has approached

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1460983680835350535?t=VNmatPgREkrfCOCDuQv3Ig&s=19

would

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I had the Pizza Hut/KFC popcorn chicken pizza when it came out. If that Thanksgiving pizza has gravy instead of the tomato sauce, I could see it being pretty good.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

A hundred times would and would drive for hours to find it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Pacra posted:

Hey pineapple opinion havers, a new fruit challenger has approached

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1460983680835350535?t=VNmatPgREkrfCOCDuQv3Ig&s=19


Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Pacra posted:

Hey pineapple opinion havers, a new fruit challenger has approached

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/1460983680835350535?t=VNmatPgREkrfCOCDuQv3Ig&s=19

I'm not a big fan of turkey. (the bird, not the country)

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Turkey is the tastiest bird but it doesn't belong on pizza

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Turkey is the tastiest bird but it doesn't belong on pizza

I bet you feel the same way about loose corn and unpitted olives. :rolleyes:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Ngl, aside from the sausages I wouldbt have a problem with this

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Turkey is the tastiest bird but it doesn't belong on pizza

I prefer duck over turkey, but also wouldn't want it on pizza.
Smashed potates, stuffing, and gravy on top would be good tho.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
stuffing can have sausage in it which makes it a pizza topping

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Seaniqua posted:

stuffing can have sausage in it which makes it a pizza topping

NYT: "Ok, then how about this:"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pacra posted:

NYT: "Ok, then how about this:"



I won't and you can't make me

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Pacra posted:

NYT: "Ok, then how about this:"



I keep clicking and it won't play :smith:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Seaniqua posted:

stuffing can have sausage oysters in it which makes it a pizza topping

Ftfy

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Look at that mug, he knows he did a sin crime and he loving loves it

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Yo Dawg!

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

In my early twenties I went through a phase where I always had dough in the fridge because I liked no-knead bread loaves, but because I was the only one in the house willing to slice my own bread I was on my own eating it. As a consequence I ended up making a lot of pizza, because I didn't want the dough to go bad and I knew pizza would get eaten. Eventually I started getting real weird with it. Probably the weirdest was when I combined the dough with a recently-acquired gift basket to make a 'pizza' with mustard sauce, extra-sharp cheddar, and slices of summer sausage. I had too much self-awareness and shame to take pictures.

The worst pizza I ever had was actually in France, and was essentially an enormous saltine cracker with mushrooms in it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

nesamdoom posted:

I prefer duck over turkey, but also wouldn't want it on pizza.
Smashed potates, stuffing, and gravy on top would be good tho.

A friend of mine told me about a thanksgiving pizza they made with stuffed-crust that used actual stuffing as well as gravy, turkey, etc, for toppings. By all accounts it was apparently loving delicious.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

If you asked the hogs about the slop they're slurping up I'm sure they'd say the same

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Everett False posted:

The worst pizza I ever had was actually in France, and was essentially an enormous saltine cracker with mushrooms in it.

you made me curious.

pizza a la france





AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Neddy Seagoon posted:

A friend of mine told me about a thanksgiving pizza they made with stuffed-crust that used actual stuffing as well as gravy, turkey, etc, for toppings. By all accounts it was apparently loving delicious.

sounds like something you'd say about a pizza you just spent 8 hours making :troll:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ah my favorite pizza - oysters, chestnuts, pesto, vomit, pee and bile

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