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Nooner posted:Got a blizzard at dairy queen last night and the girl at the drive through window did the thing where she turned it upside-down before she gave it to me and all i could think about was how in Wichita Falls they add an extra flip In Arlen, it's not the official blended frozen dairy product of the Dallas Cowboys
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cotton walks in and sees Peggy in a full body cast "Hank! What did you do to your wife?! I didn't teach you that."
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PUMP JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS!
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Dad, can you at least respect mom while Bobbys in the room? You heard him Bobby, leave the room! A For Effort fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Nov 22, 2021 |
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Nov 21, 2021 19:12
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Goddamn Cotton probably had the single best ratio of amazing lines.
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Everybody hated that baby!
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I don’t take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blew his head off?
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A talking coyote posted:Everybody hated that baby! Hated a baby?!
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You both seem to prefer a universe in which the other person hasn't magically disappeared. I think we have a framework for peace.
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"You gave him a loaded shotgun??" "Ya dont give a toy without batteries!"
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"I think I'd remember you." "Don't be so sure! I been known to give a girl amneezy!"
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GOOD! GOD! You got a fat neck, Hank!
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"you was adopted! worst fifty bucks i ever spent! coulda got a pair of matchin chinese babies for ten!"
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"I would take a bullet for my grandson, but not in the face! That's how I makes my livings."
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A For Effort posted:Dad, can you at least respect mom while Bobbys in the room? gently caress, this is so good.
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“He was the meanest man on one leg He’d lean on a desk and swing his other leg at ya Then, when you were sitting there stunned that a one-legged man had just kicked ya He’d bite ya” (Hank and Bobby look concerned because Cotton has started crying) “Oh dang, musta reminisced too hard and brought my pain water up”
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Was this really from the finale? That's stronger than I expected for as late as it was
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If it’s a contest between who’s the better daddy well it’s no contest: you win Hank. You made Bobby, all I ever made is you.
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I wish they could have gotten the real Jimmy Carter to say "He hated a baybeh?!" about Cotton
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Hank, come on, there's no reason to be ashamed about your crying. But yet, I am.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:If it’s a contest between who’s the better daddy well it’s no contest: you win Hank. You made Bobby, all I ever made is you. Fuckin lol, he has so many absolute gems
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namlosh posted:“He was the meanest man on one leg The slight pause before he says "...he'd bite ya" always cracks me up
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Robo Reagan posted:where students and profs arent huge dicks
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Robo Reagan posted:make judge really hates college are there any episodes where students and profs arent huge dicks The college students who aren't part of a cult are nice in that episode where Luanne gets recruited by a cult, iirc.
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"Now lets rinse you off and move on to some more eggs" \  "More eggs? But we've already done so many eggs!" \ 
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i like when she tells the doctor to smash her feet with a hammer and reset them so they're a size 5
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Bill laughing at the website and then looking at it dreamily as Hank freaks out
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Now Peg, a lot of college girls get caught up in the dirty internet world.
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a creepy colon posted:i like when she tells the doctor to smash her feet with a hammer and reset them so they're a size 5 "We.. We dont do that here!"
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When Hank goes to the US embassy in Mexico and is briefly excited by the prospect of starving all of Mexico via blockade to get his dad into a timeshare scam lol
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In a reboot, Peggy would be making mad bank on Only Fans selling feet pictures and old socks.
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