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david_a posted:Wait, Scooby Eats is a thing too!? *was* a thing, wasnt scooby just a rebound that he dumped when he got garfield back?
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tractor man posted:*was* a thing, wasnt scooby just a rebound that he dumped when he got garfield back? Website is still up and it’s listed as one of the brands of Entergage. He lost Garfield at some point?
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Nov 21, 2021 15:54
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Wait what i thought he said he "dumped the dog". Maybe i shouldnt try and make sense of what nathen is doing.
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david_a posted:Website is still up and it’s listed as one of the brands of Entergage. I wouldn't trust any information found on Nathen's websites. Until I see a Scooby Eats Big Cow Lasagna or a related product in the wild, I'm assuming ol' Scooby has been sent to the pound.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This is low-key the weirdest thread on all of the forums right now I'm pretty sure. This whole thing gives me David Lynch feelings in the worst way. Absolutely my favorite and least favorite thread on the forums at the same time. Sometimes Nathen is funny. Sometimes he makes my skin crawl. Sometimes both!
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Nov 21, 2021 16:08
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Holy loving lmao. Edit: Dude, do you have platinum? I will buy you platinum. This is legitimately the funniest poo poo. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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Nov 21, 2021 16:18
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tractor man posted:Wait what i thought he said he "dumped the dog". Maybe i shouldnt try and make sense of what nathen is doing. Do not, my friend, become addicted to the entergagement
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Nov 21, 2021 17:32
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Frank Frank posted:Holy loving lmao. I do but I appreciate the thought!
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Escape From Noise posted:Finding out (unsurprisingly) that Rittenhouse got away with it in the Garfield Eats thread is oddly fitting. In the future your grandkids are going to ask where were you when the civil war 2 started, and you have to explain this thread to them
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Nov 21, 2021 19:49
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You can explain it to them from fork jail
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Nov 21, 2021 19:49
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Frankly i cant believe nathen never put bill gates in fork jail for creating the pamdemic
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Remember when Mazri got death threats from Bugs Bunny fans? Heres a little blast from the past https://exclaim.ca/film/article/gar...bugs_bunny_fans exclaim.ca posted:GarfieldEATS Founder Nathen Mazri Says His New Web Series Is Inspired by Quibi Nathan Mazri posted:Because they would say things like, "You have opened GarfieldEATS and not Bugs Bunny Eats. And you are a disgrace to the Garfield brand. You should have opened Bugs Bunny, it's been longer. Now you're reviving a cartoon and Bugs Bunny deserves it more. We will threaten your store, we will threaten your life, etc, etc." Can you believe it?
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N…no Edit: I just said “what the gently caress” outloud again. I need t make a special swear jar just for this thread and that phrase
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Nov 21, 2021 20:07
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Remember when nathen **claimed** he had recieved death threats
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david_a posted:Wait, Scooby Eats is a thing too!? Jikes!!!
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If I had dollar for every time I swore out loud in disbelief because of this thread, I'd have enough money to order a Big Cow Lasagna. I mean, I wouldn't be able to because I'm a filthy American and not Canadian, but I would theoretically have enough to make said purchase.
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Nov 21, 2021 20:13
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Frank Frank posted:You can explain it to them from fork jail Cancel Culture has gone too far! I don't deserve this!
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david_a posted:Wait, Scooby Eats is a thing too!? Welcome to fork jail, friend
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We talk a lot of poo poo about Nathen but he's an innovator in many ways - for instance, did you know that you can collect stained wet garbage for your party guests? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2Rk9hvnIA
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Nov 21, 2021 20:26
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Wait until you hear about the tissue boxes
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Nov 21, 2021 20:28
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antiperspirant contains aluminum and gets targeted by health conspiracy theorists. the version when i was in high school is that it causes Alzheimer's. the new idea is that it causes breast cancer. there's no evidence for either one, but that kind of detail doesn't really stop these people.
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Nov 21, 2021 20:51
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Empty Sandwich posted:antiperspirant contains aluminum and gets targeted by health conspiracy theorists. the version when i was in high school is that it causes Alzheimer's. the new idea is that it causes breast cancer. there's no evidence for either one, but that kind of detail doesn't really stop these people. Stop youre giving me ptsd flashbacks to that time all my friends stopped using deodorant for a couple weeks
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Nov 21, 2021 20:56
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“Bathing is toxic and it kills you.”
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:“Bathing is toxic and it kills you.” Yeah dude. It's called your "acid mantle" and that's why my former friend from high school gave me a lecture when I took a shower at my friend's place on day one of a three day road trip.
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Antiperspirant deodorant tubes are stupid though, they hardly last any time at all and I got tired of all the plastic waste of the empty tubes, not even suitable to hold pencils in. Real garfers get one of those crystal deodorant rocks, they last like a whole year and you get to rub a rock on your armpits like some kind of nasty wizard.
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The Alchemist posted:Remember when Mazri got death threats from Bugs Bunny fans? Heres a little blast from the past We laugh but the Bugs Bunny Mafia is a real thing and has put out a bunch of hits on famous entergagers They say the last thing you hear before you die is "eh... What's up doc?" And the sound of someone eating carrots....
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Nov 21, 2021 21:05
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I rub my armpits with the orange peels from of a garfuccino.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:“Bathing is toxic and it kills you.” IT'S A IT'S A IT'S A IT'S A SIN
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Nov 21, 2021 21:54
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Someone touch nathen's penis before he entertages us al to death please
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The Alchemist posted:I rub my armpits with the orange peels from of a garfuccino. I shun all hygiene so as not to become too fond of the sinful flesh and jeopardize my vows of celibacy. Garfield is worth it.
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Taking bets on the next Nathen personality wrinkle: -Garfield -Celibate possibly asexual? -Weird suits -lovely pizza and cappucino joint -Landmonsters -Stuffed animal fetish -Scooby Doo -Entertagement/Arabiosis ????
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Frank Frank posted:Taking bets on the next Nathen personality wrinkle: - GOOD Daddy Farmer - Armpit food - Bugs Bunny hitmen
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Honestly it's like Madlibs now where we're just throwing out random loving words and somehow it's all true.
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This thread is great for when you want to experience stroke symptoms. Words lose meaning? Can't string sentences together? Objects start to take on rudimentary geometric shapes? It's all there baby
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Empty Sandwich posted:antiperspirant contains aluminum and gets targeted by health conspiracy theorists. the version when i was in high school is that it causes Alzheimer's. the new idea is that it causes breast cancer. there's no evidence for either one, but that kind of detail doesn't really stop these people. To his credit he seemingly has good enough personal hygiene that I have never actually noticed this having a negative impact. Yet I imagine Nathen Mazri cannot possibly be pleasant to be around Also coffee is an underdeveloped facet of his insanity, so I am putting bets on some sort of play on Fair Trade. Is GarFair Trade too obvious?
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Odie branded coffee creamer.
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Odie branded cup of dog cum
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steinrokkan posted:Uphold Nermalist thought nermalize
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Empty Sandwich posted:nermalize Nermal thought on Entergagement with Garfield Characteristics
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