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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Rascar Capac posted:

That swan is Irish. Not sure if Micheál Martin is allowed to eat them.

Ah, well in that case I’m pretty sure the swan is allowed to eat the Queen.

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everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

At first glance I thought the cop was holding the swans tiny bag for it. All dainty like with his finger extended.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
This picture's got layers.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
Kerning.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Anyone have the series of men eating the worst game day/Thanksgiving food imaginable? I remember shrimp in a gelatin mold, hay in the corner, and a buffet style line.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Don't forget our lord and savior, Blue Powerade Chicken

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This porn trend has lasted incredibly long all things considered.

It has outlived Game of Thrones by almost 50% of its runtime now.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Anyone have the series of men eating the worst game day/Thanksgiving food imaginable? I remember shrimp in a gelatin mold, hay in the corner, and a buffet style line.

Dadsgiving

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Anyone have the series of men eating the worst game day/Thanksgiving food imaginable? I remember shrimp in a gelatin mold, hay in the corner, and a buffet style line.

https://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

dialhforhero posted:

This porn trend has lasted incredibly long all things considered.

It has outlived Game of Thrones by almost 50% of its runtime now.

Probably the algo just feeding you what you want, you sick gently caress.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Hmm...Mississippi, Alabama or Georgia?

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Anyone have the series of men eating the worst game day/Thanksgiving food imaginable? I remember shrimp in a gelatin mold, hay in the corner, and a buffet style line.

Can you be more specific?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Am I late to the party or is "Tomato Festival" the loving worst euphemism, for this or for anything? What am I not getting here?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:51 on Nov 21, 2021

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Karate Bastard posted:

Am I late to the party or is "Tomato Festival" the loving worst euphemism, for this or for anything? What am I not getting here?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes yes yes yes yes but are they related??????

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

They are NOT step siblings!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Anyone have the series of men eating the worst game day/Thanksgiving food imaginable? I remember shrimp in a gelatin mold, hay in the corner, and a buffet style line.

Go look through the cursed images thread, pretty sure it's there multiple times.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



But women still play ding-dong :confused:

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

THERE'S AN UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER MOVIE?!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mercenarynuker posted:

THERE'S AN UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER MOVIE?!

If only :sigh:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


This is a comment found on every YouTube video of a 1970’s commercial or tv show

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

freeedr posted:



But women still play ding-dong :confused:

Any female born after 1983 can't cook, all they know is play ding-dong, charge their phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


ooh, my tra la la

The General
Mar 4, 2007


DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Any female born after 1983 can't cook, all they know is play ding-dong, charge their phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie



??

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

ooh, my tra la la

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


My love for you is growing wide and long

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

kdrudy posted:

My love for you is growing wide and long

Berserkerrrrrr

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉




The papers finally found a way to reverse the trend and exploit social media instead.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

gbut posted:



The papers finally found a way to reverse the trend and exploit social media instead.

RE: FWD: RE: RE: BCC: Then the students got on their desks and clapped

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And that professors name?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now do the one where all the indentured servants suffer and die from preventable causes because the billionaires only manufacture lack!

I love that one :3:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

gbut posted:



The papers finally found a way to reverse the trend and exploit social media instead.

This whole things is so dumb and obvious invented. Nothing more than the delusions of a sick mind, someone seeking to justify their lovely behaviors by stating them as inevitable. Remember kids, you can't have classism if you don't have division.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cocaine Bear posted:

And that professors name?

Ronald Reagan.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


gbut posted:



The papers finally found a way to reverse the trend and exploit social media instead.

#2 at the end is literally the argument for socialism, lol.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If we didn't have Simon wrecking the grading curve and getting a Super-A-+++, none of the rest of you would see any reason to study, you see

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
What really gets me is the "I've never failed a single student before" line.

Is that supposed to be a good thing? Is that supposed to be a metaphor for capitalism?

They can't even consider for two seconds what their actual belief system is. Everything must start and end with owning the libs

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

Splint Chesthair posted:

#2 at the end is literally the argument for socialism, lol.

and #1 is straight up an utterly transparent lie

if the rich get legislated out of being rich, and life doesn't get better for the poor, it's because someone else took the money and is now rich

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


You see, the Teacher here represents America, and Failing Entire Class represents its numerous coups of democratically elected leftists around the world. Furthermore, in this post I will....

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Chloe Jessica posted:

and #1 is straight up an utterly transparent lie

if the rich get legislated out of being rich, and life doesn't get better for the poor, it's because someone else took the money and is now rich

But it's got clever pithy wording like it's an aphorism or something! It's got poetic symmetry!

Like a ski chalet full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls!

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


ikanreed posted:

What really gets me is the "I've never failed a single student before" line.

Is that supposed to be a good thing? Is that supposed to be a metaphor for capitalism?

They can't even consider for two seconds what their actual belief system is. Everything must start and end with owning the libs

That is definitely written by a person who would also tell you that working is good for work's sake and the fact that you get paid for working is a bonus to a job well done and not the reason for working.

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