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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
wait

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

nutranurse posted:

white babies are really ugly imo

its how their skin looks all splotchy and poo poo

and sometimes they look almost translucent. its eerie

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006


I always loved this post and felt like nn took a lot more poo poo for it than he deserved

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Sinnlos posted:

Also won't stop peeing



Congrats on the pee

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


hahahahaha

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sinnlos posted:

Also won't stop peeing



Your first? Either way, welcome to parenthood. There will be more messes like this.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

I'm not a parent, but from my interactions with family and friends who are, you'll wind up with lots of funny pee stories.

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

nn speaks truth to power

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
god just think that disgusting inbred white baby is like in first grade now

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

sinn's baby is a legitimate cutie though

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the paradigm shift posted:

I always loved this post and felt like nn took a lot more poo poo for it than he deserved

the guy was posting in heartfelt relief that his prematurely born baby was ok it was a horrible thing to say but also incredibly funny and one of the absolute highlights of d&d chat

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
sinnlos's offspring seethes with a mighty, barely contained fury


the modern dinosaur

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Babies smell way better than they have any right to.

We've been listening to jazz and reading about the anarchists in the Spanish Civil War.

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

Sinnlos posted:

Babies smell way better than they have any right to.
that's the mind-control hormones working on you!

an egg fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jan 28, 2024

an egg
Nov 17, 2021



wise

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





And like a true old sage he has no teeth left behind that smile.

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

Furnaceface posted:

And like a true old sage he has no teeth left behind that smile.
he has plenty! he still has three out of four fangs left and he can still demolish a bone in record time, chew it up and digest it

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

so i've realised i cannot learn anything at all on zoom, so have had to cancel my russian lessons until i can get to them in person. in the meantime i am trying to learn russian by posting absolute gibberish on facebook while my friends patiently correct me

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

that moment of shame when they go "???" and then switch to english

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
The app said I had an unread PM but there’s no new one in my inbox, so either the forums are eating PMs or the old guy is haunting the place

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
bird at rest

Pirate Radar posted:

The app said I had an unread PM but there’s no new one in my inbox, so either the forums are eating PMs or the old guy is haunting the place

when the creepy ring style ghost of lowtax pulls you into the internet through your computer monitor, tell him i said "hey"

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
He’s so good

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://twitter.com/Anuranton/status/1466506353615142923?s=20 for avs

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

they're peep :qq:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

i stand by it

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

an egg posted:

sinn's baby is a legitimate cutie though

yea thats a cute baby, congrats sin!!!

Sinnlos posted:

Babies smell way better than they have any right to.

We've been listening to jazz and reading about the anarchists in the Spanish Civil War.
diggign this

im gonna listen to jazz fusion and read about the early anti-apartheid movement w my own poor child when i get around to dragging their soul into this cursed world

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Homura and Sickle posted:

i cant believe i forgot to post "lol" when lowtax killed himself

so



same lmao rip piss guy

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard


i was waiting for some poo poo to scream at me with my volume high as hell, instead that was super cool

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

so australia's antivaxx/nazi/q conglomerate circus now has a new clown, he was a special guest speaker at the rally on the weekend but sadly i was unable to attend: the self-proclaimed ataman of the russian-australian cossacks

an egg fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Dec 9, 2021

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

i am going to kill him. crimea is part of ME!

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

in discussing this with my fellow australians, i've found out that aside from those with personal experience, nobody in this country actually knows what a "pogrom" is or why it's a bad thing. this has not been an untroubling discovery.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




an egg posted:

in discussing this with my fellow australians, i've found out that aside from those with personal experience, nobody in this country actually knows what a "pogrom" is or why it's a bad thing. this has not been an untroubling discovery.

tell them that it’s when russians break into your home and smash all your vegemite jars open

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

cinci zoo sniper posted:

tell them that it’s when russians break into your home and smash all your vegemite jars open
no that's a phwoar blimey

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
fort lytton in brisbane was built to defend against the russians in the 1890s and although its only use in combat was against the dutch I'm sure it can be refitted for modern war

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
or vegemite storage i guess

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
very surprised that the average australian has trouble comprehending the underlying atrocity which led to a global refugee crisis. almost as if they are willfully blind to suffering of ethnic minorities overseas

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Our press and politicians have worked very hard to keep it that way.

But it's no excuse. Whether you understand the refugee crisis or not, people are in desperate need and are dying, but Australians are too xenophobic to care.

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