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Yeah that strikes me as the usual obtuse 'but EVERYONE likes chocolate! Here, just TRY it!' poo poo people do, and then it baking folks are a mixed bag - when you spend your free time making poo poo for others, sometimes their reactions can become a bigger deal than they are. So bakers can either be reasonable, OR completely bitter at having their work rejected (when no one asked them to even do it in the first drat place).
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haveblue posted:More likely that the baker honestly couldn't believe that someone strongly dislikes chocolate and would not eat even a little under any circumstances. Compounded by being mad over her time and effort being rejected yeah, some people have weirdly strong feelings about chocolate and get really bent out of shape when other people don't feel the same way usually it's just in a playful "whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!" sort of way, but occasionally you'll see someone get legitimately upset about it
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Nov 22, 2021 16:41
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Yeah reading between the lines, 'I guarantee if they try a bite of MY chocolate cake, they'll like chocolate!' is the vibe I'm getting from cake girl
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Nov 22, 2021 16:44
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my takeaway is that we need to teach people that bodily autonomy extends to more than just sex.
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Nov 22, 2021 16:49
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"They only SAY they don't like chocolate as some kind of diet-related ruse! I will convince them to give in, live a little, and stop worrying so much about their weight that they find it necessary to LIE about CHOCOLATE." This would also explain why they took the joking accusation of feederism so personally.
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Nov 22, 2021 16:51
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AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity?quote:We've been together 3 years, been married 1 year, and have an infant. Relationship has been the best of my life and relatively smooth throughout - no red flags. Our child is healthy and happy. We're in a pretty great familial situation currently. We are blessed to really have no real stresses or anxieties.
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Nov 22, 2021 16:55
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Chloe Jessica posted:AITA for reacting with disgust to my boyfriend sharing an experience he had as a paramedic? Gross enough to do something like that and also dumb enough to voluntarily tell his girlfriend about it. This guy really is the complete package. I wonder if he wipes his butt.
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Nov 22, 2021 16:57
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Everett False posted:"They only SAY they don't like chocolate as some kind of diet-related ruse! I will convince them to give in, live a little, and stop worrying so much about their weight that they find it necessary to LIE about CHOCOLATE." it's like the baking equivalent of that dude who thinks he can convert lesbians
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Nov 22, 2021 17:05
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finding it hard to give a poo poo about the paramedic story
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Nov 22, 2021 17:06
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Funktastic posted:AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity? Just file the divorce papers now, no matter what the outcome is this marriage is gonna end either way
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AITA for admitting I don’t like my brothers girlfriend?quote:My brother (Steve) has been in a relationship with his current girlfriend (Daisy) for around 1 year. In this time I’ve only met her a handful of times. My brother was previously married to a women (Louise) for 10 years and they have 3 kids together.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:07
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Don't ask questions like that if you only want to hear one answer.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:16
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Being bad to service staff is a huge red flag for being a lousy person. She doesn't seem like an easy person to like.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:21
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i for one would much rather have someone honestly tell me "i don't think we would enjoy spending time with each other" than play nice to my face amd whinge behind my back. that girl rules. AITA telling my wife her sister is disgusting for accepting charitable gifts from Hospital? quote:*deleted the original post because I didn't want people I know to see. my absolute favorite stories are the ones where you read the title, immediately go "YTA", and the story makes you change your mind. also: death by guillotine.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:23
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Mr. Lobe posted:Being bad to service staff is a huge red flag for being a lousy person. She doesn't seem like an easy person to like. Yeah it sounds to me sorta like the OP is a bit down on the new girlfriend from the start, because asking someone to apologize to waitstaff is just a weird happening. Even weirder if the rude girlfriend apparently admits to being a jerk and apologizes, if you’re really being a jerk just reversing course like that is a thing that *might* happen when meeting new family or in another high pressure situation, but it’s still just really unlikely for an actual rear end in a top hat to own up to it. That could be the girlfriend being a huge pain in the rear end, bad enough to get called out, or the OP trying to find things to poo poo on and insisting on apologies over non-issues.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:33
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ponzicar posted:Are paramedics even allowed to pronounce the time of death? A decade ago I was a paramedic (in California). We were allowed to declare death the purpose of which provides the legal basis for not providing medical care: "This person is dead, therefore we will not be providing medical intervention". The criteria for declaring death was pretty narrow: decapitation, total exsanguination, organ separation, total incineration, rigor mortis, asystole (flatline) in all leads + no respiration + cold to the touch (most common), decomposition (this one is tricky, diabetic comas + gangrene in a limb can look like a person who has been dead for awhile). A physician can pronounce death, and they have their own criteria and it comes with a time of death.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:46
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not even eating a spoonful of this woman's cake? Does OP comment if Benji is fat or not? Funktastic posted:AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity? Definitely the worst joke in the history of human language, lol.
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Nov 22, 2021 18:00
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compshateme85 posted:A decade ago I was a paramedic (in California). ...did you see a lot of vampires in California? I mean I guess Sunnydale and the Hellmouth is over there?
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Nov 22, 2021 18:03
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We just use the term "injuries incompatible with life" which is a fun phrase to think about.
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Nov 22, 2021 18:17
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this is one of those stories you hope isn't true if only so that you don't have to think about someone so cartoonishly evil actually being out there
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Nov 22, 2021 18:44
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Yeah reading between the lines, 'I guarantee if they try a bite of MY chocolate cake, they'll like chocolate!' is the vibe I'm getting from cake girl People get like that with cheese* with me and lol, “oh a little won’t hurt you”. I am lactose intolerant, it’s going to hurt me, and it will hurt you as well if I lock you in the bathroom with me later on. *it is literally always with cheese. Other dairy products people are whatever but cheese makes people weirdly aggressive if you don’t like it/can’t really have it.
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Nov 22, 2021 18:50
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hawowanlawow posted:finding it hard to give a poo poo about the paramedic story Yeah I could easily hear something like that coming from a few EMTs I've known and nobody really blinking. That's a dumb joke by any standard but lol if you're shocked that the people who handle dead bodies and have "emergency" right there in the job title tend to have a ruder sense of humor than would fly around the office Keurig
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Nov 22, 2021 18:50
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ranbo das posted:We just use the term "injuries incompatible with life" which is a fun phrase to think about. It's up there with "life-changing injuries" for me for medical phrases that are extremely vague but also instantly and horribly comprehensible.
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teen witch posted:People get like that with cheese* with me and lol, “oh a little won’t hurt you”. I am lactose intolerant, it’s going to hurt me, and it will hurt you as well if I lock you in the bathroom with me later on. People cannot comprehend that after an entire lifetime of being lactose intolerant I learned to recognize and dislike the taste of milk. And that I really do not want to train my taste buds out of that.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Yeah I could easily hear something like that coming from a few EMTs I've known and nobody really blinking. That's a dumb joke by any standard but lol if you're shocked that the people who handle dead bodies and have "emergency" right there in the job title tend to have a ruder sense of humor than would fly around the office Keurig it's not a "dumb joke", it's violating the body of a woman who has lost her life. she didn't consent to her corpse being manhandled and ogled by creeps. how do you think the family would feel if they heard about it? i mean, christ, the loving cops in the story recognized that it was hosed up. if you find yourself wrong in a situation where cops got it right, rethink your entire-rear end life. teen witch posted:People get like that with cheese* with me and lol, “oh a little won’t hurt you”. I am lactose intolerant, it’s going to hurt me, and it will hurt you as well if I lock you in the bathroom with me later on. they're trying to fascinate you  c'mon, what kind of witch doesn't know this
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Nov 22, 2021 19:04
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Funktastic posted:AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity? I think my wife and I joke about this on a weekly basis with our kids. The difference is I trust my wife enough and she trusts me enough that we don't even need to question it.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:15
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Sorry about my joke about wanting to gently caress the dead girl. I'm just an EMT were so quirky you know.
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hey buddy, mind turning that corpse over so I can add it to my spank bank? haha, just a little gallows humor here, lighten up fellas but no seriously, lemme see dat sexy corpse rear end, as a joke
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the point where you should rethink your entire-rear end life is when you end up hauling peoples' dead naked asses out of the shower five times a week, not when you decline to be a professional mourner for someone who didn't even have the basic courtesy to get a heart attack with their clothes on somewhere with unobstructed road access. It's one of the grossest jobs there is, you don't stay in it if seeing and touching and doing incredibly gross stuff bothers you.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the point where you should rethink your entire-rear end life is when you end up hauling peoples' dead naked asses out of the shower five times a week, not when you decline to be a professional mourner for someone who didn't even have the basic courtesy to get a heart attack with their clothes on somewhere with unobstructed road access. It's one of the grossest jobs there is, you don't stay in it if seeing and touching and doing incredibly gross stuff bothers you. again: "sexually assaulting a corpse"≠"not being a professional mourner" what the gently caress is wrong with you that you don't understand this
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AITA for accepting a free drink from a stranger while on a first date?quote:I have no idea if I'm in the wrong here.
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Pendragon posted:I think my wife and I joke about this on a weekly basis with our kids. The difference is I trust my wife enough and she trusts me enough that we don't even need to question it. I'm sure you mean that you say "Wow, honey, I don't think this kid is mine", but telling your wife "Wow, honey, I don't think this kids is yours" would be pretty funny.
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look, I'm only going to tell you this once. if you can't handle being an actual literal necrophiliac you might as well just quit now and find something else to do. take trade classes, go get your CDL, anything but this. it's not a job for people that don't want to get their hands dirty and it's not a job for people that don't want to gently caress corpses.
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what's wrong with me is that I've actually seen the job and have described the culture within the field? You can cry online about hearing some stories or you can be the change you wanna see in the world and devote your life to extracting hundreds of pounds of rotting flesh, some of it still moving and cursing, from the middle of hoarder houses so the position is taken when some edgelord who makes necrophilia jokes tries to do it. Makes no difference to me I'm not dealing with that poo poo again except as a customer.
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I'm slowly tryyna wean myself off of dairy, but good lord when i started looking more closely at labels a decade ago I realised I'm going to have to get a bit creative, otoh, barista oatley is p. nice.Chloe Jessica posted:it's not a "dumb joke", it's violating the body of a woman who has lost her life. she didn't consent to her corpse being manhandled and ogled by creeps. how do you think the family would feel if they heard about it? If your job involves dealing with corpses to that extent, you tend to develop a sense of "humour" to match it. if you think thats distasteful; you are welcome to become an emt, coroner or morturary assistant and become the change you wish to see. failing that, watch Okuribito (Departures) by Yōjirō Takita. E: Goddamn you Goatse, word for word. staberind fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Nov 22, 2021 |
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lmao "you're not allowed to get mad at sexual assault unless you yourself are willing to put a stop to it" gently caress off
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staberind posted:I'm slowly tryyna wean myself off of dairy, but good lord when i started looking more closely at labels a decade ago I realised I'm going to have to get a bit creative, otoh, barista oatley is p. nice. Ah yes, it's very humorous to ogle a dead woman and talk about her rear end it's also extremely humorous to talk about whether or not a dead woman's pubic area is shaved, and/or bet on it. Just some LOLs with the boys, right?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:what's wrong with me is that I've actually seen the job and have described the culture within the field? You can cry online about hearing some stories or you can be the change you wanna see in the world and devote your life to extracting hundreds of pounds of rotting flesh, some of it still moving and cursing, from the middle of hoarder houses so the position is taken when some edgelord who makes necrophilia jokes tries to do it. Makes no difference to me I'm not dealing with that poo poo again except as a customer. This post is extremely stupid
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me, in training to work at a mortuary look i mean im only here because im a kill bill fan
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Listen you're not allowed to be grossed out by a necrophiliac unless you make a huge career change in order to satisfy me, a very normal internet stranger
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