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like. if it was a living woman, a sleeping woman, i know yall would not be arguing in defense of it. ive read enough of both of your posts to know that. hell, remember the post about the lady who let her kid climb all over a dolmen, and she was TA because it was disrespectful to the people buried there? how come that applied in that situation but not in this one? just because something is part of the culture does not mean it is okay and i know you're smart enough to know that too. come the gently caress on. be better.
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also this is the same poo poo they say about cops and either the good cops end up quitting or assimilate into the bullshit cop lifestyle so just an absolute congrats on this stupid sentence that your rear end just spit out
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Chloe Jessica posted:lmao "you're not allowed to get mad at sexual assault unless you yourself are willing to put a stop to it" gently caress off We, you, I and everyone else on these forums are totally ok to both get mad at sexual assaut or, in this case, not exactly necrophilia and to want to put a stop to it. However you mean necrophilia, not sexual assault. Seth Pecksniff posted:also this is the same poo poo they say about cops and either the good cops end up quitting or assimilate into the bullshit cop lifestyle so just an absolute congrats on this stupid sentence that your rear end just spit out Please dont conflate people who work in medicine/morturaries with people who put other people into their care. staberind fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Nov 22, 2021 |
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Somehow the necrophilia discussion is even worse than the virginity discussion. Content: AITA for insulting my Sister (35F) after she photoshopped my Daughters (14F) pictures? quote:Throwaway: I (37F) have a little Sister named "Valerie" and a wonderful daughter named "Lucy." As Lucy has entered her teen years, she has become a lot more self conscious. She constantly compares herself to friends at school, celebrities, etc. I currently have her attending Therapy and I also try my best to remind her that she's beautiful just the way she is.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:abolish emergency medical services abolish your posting first
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"most EMTs are only in it to get boners from corpses" is something I could have gone without knowing, but welp, I'm not part of the culture so who am I to second guess this knowledge
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Tobermory posted:Somehow the necrophilia discussion is even worse than the virginity discussion. You're right, it's a big red flag if you lose your virginity after death
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staberind posted:We, you, I and everyone else on these forums are totally ok to both get mad at sexual assaut or, in this case, not exactly necrophilia and to want to put a stop to it. necrophilia is sexual assault. you are violating the bodily autonomy of someone else for sexual gratification. it doesn't stop being sexual assault because they're dead. A Wizard of Goatse posted:abolish emergency medical services abolish A Wizard of Goatse. AITA: telling my roommate I cleaned her pubes off the ground in front of her bf quote:My roommate has not cleaned since we have moved in. I’m talking six months without cleaning the restroom. I clean up after her nearly daily. I have brought it up to her, and she didn’t have the time. I’d be more sympathetic if she said she was depressed or made a slight effort. She works part time while I’m in school 10 credit hours and work 40. I throw out her rotting food, I sweep up her messes, I even take care of her dirty animals. I clean their cages and litter boxes. About once a month, I come into the bathroom and clean up an pubes from the floor, shower and the toilet. I have told her multiple times how disturbing I find this. I’ve even broke down crying over the stress of maintaining the apartment and animals on my workload. She apologizes and does it again. When I ask her to clean it herself, she says she will and weeks will go by. I started photographing some messes in case she claims it’s not that bad. vvv you're a good IK and i hope everything is going alright. vvv
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I’m trying not to IK rn due to some personal poo poo going on. justification for sexual assault, dead or alive, is not cool here. I feel as if that’s kind of a given but thank you for proving me wrong. Truly 2021 is the year of surprises.
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teen witch posted:I’m trying not to IK rn due to some personal poo poo going on. hope everything turns out ok goons need complete guiderails as to what is acceptable and not or else we get... this
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My wife wrote a secret bookquote:My wife is an accomplished author who also holds down a fulltime job in an unrelated field, mostly for the benefits. When we had our first child last year, we agreed that she would pause her writing career—something had to go with a new baby at home. Prudence posted:Her lunch hour isn’t “technically” hers to use as she wishes—it’s 100 percent completely hers to use as she wishes! And she didn’t break her word to you in any way that matters. When she said she would pause her writing career, there’s no way she interpreted that agreement as a ban on writing—it was a deal to use her time at home to focus on the baby. Even with that deal in place, she didn’t owe you and the baby every ounce of her energy or a full accounting of how she spends every minute of her day. Plus, I’m positive that there are a lot of things you could have skipped out on to be home more and less tired.  "B-b-b-b-but she broke our deal!"
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I've yet to see any of the EMT defenders explain what they mean by having a morbid "sense of humor" when there was no joke present.
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Grimdude posted:I've yet to see any of the EMT defenders explain what they mean by having a morbid "sense of humor" when there was no joke present. I have a morbid sense of humor and I’m not defending that poo poo. gently caress that guy, have some respect for the dead.
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I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a poo poo. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much poo poo in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my rear end. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a poo poo? You're dead, you're dead!
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hawowanlawow posted:I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a poo poo. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much poo poo in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my rear end. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a poo poo? You're dead, you're dead! Look, spare me the act. I'll give you guys the same deal like I give every else. 50 bucks get you 10 minutes alone with the bodies. I gotta say though, I ain't never seen a guy and a girl bang one of these stiffs at the same time.
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registered as a sex offender for looking at cold rear end
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another thing i am wondering is what do you think the dead girls rear end looks like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to see it
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I’m just talking out my rear end but gonna guess that taking black humour to that level and then actually mentioning it to people not in the profession (or defending it) is a sign of severe burnout and they need to move to a desk job and maybe get some help.
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Or, hear me out, the profession has little to nothing to do with that EMT being a disgusting weirdo.
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a further consideration: would he still have made the joke if the other EMT had been a woman?
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Hey, folks, let's be kind to Teen Witch and just shut up on the topic? AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch quote:Due to job opportunities, we recently moved into a new neighborhood. While most things were going fairly smoothly, we'd at around 4pm hear a couple of knocks on our door, when we went to see who it was, to our surprise there wasn't anybody there. It was only until a couple weeks later that we thought there could be the possibility of someone doing ding dong ditch. We just never thought of it as everyone here seemed really relaxed, so ding dong ditch never crossed our minds. Knocked around, splashed out.
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quote:: General Bullshit > r/relationships: Drama Queens & Dollar Store Instagram Sluts
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for accepting a free drink from a stranger while on a first date? ESH -- the lady for accepting the drink and the guy for getting up and leaving in a huff. I have spoken. Seriously, I've been married so long the dating scene is a vague memory but would accepting the shot be acceptable under any circumstances while on a date?
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Admiralty Flag posted:ESH -- the lady for accepting the drink and the guy for getting up and leaving in a huff. I have spoken. the correct move would have been for her date to take the shot and drain it while making direct eye contact with the guy who bought it
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Admiralty Flag posted:but would accepting the shot be acceptable under any circumstances while on a date? Absolutely if you weren’t really into the person you were there with lol It’s absolutely weird though.
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Yeah I mean go for it, but don't act all surprised you got left and the guy isn't interested in seeing you again.
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The balls on the guy sending a shot to a woman while she's getting dinner with another man is pretty insane. I wouldn't put it past that guy just likes stirring up poo poo and was ready to go if the other guy wanted to fight over it.
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duck trucker posted:The balls on the guy sending a shot to a woman while she's getting dinner with another man is pretty insane. I wouldn't put it past that guy just likes stirring up poo poo and was ready to go if the other guy wanted to fight over it. Like to think of him being simply devastated when he leaves the bar with the girl instead of his fight bro A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Nov 22, 2021 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My wife wrote a secret book That's really impressive, I'd probably do anything for a woman who could turn six figgies off her lunch hour writing. God drat. I'm all sorts of flustered right now just thinking about it.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Like to think of him being simply devastated when he leaves the bar instead of his fight bro The new generation of Waffle House eggfight guy.
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Funktastic posted:AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity? From this story the wife doesn't sound like one but in my early 20s I had a few girlfriends who used to think that "joking" about being unfaithful was somehow cute and playful. I knew another couple that did it all the time. I found it painfully grating (and big surprise, all the ones who "joked" about it turned out to actually be unfaithful at some point) and not at all funny, let alone cute.
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Funktastic posted:AITA for requesting a paternity test after my wife, joked out of the blue, about our child's paternity? Unless she has a history of dumbass jokes like this she might be feeling guilty about something and letting it slip with "humor".
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Never mind. Just saw Teen Witch's post.
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I kind of expect the emts to make some morbid jokes at my expense when they walk into whatever dumb and messy situation winds up killing me. Rolling me over to check out my rear end is crossing the line though, Jesus Christ, don't molest the dead.
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As someone with EMT experience and who has been around lots of awful awful things, yes you do get a morbid sense of humor (my wife is an ER nurse which doesn't help) but seriously if anyone I was ever working with asked me to move a body so they can look at their rear end I would have no problem telling them to gently caress off and reporting them cause that's horrific. The fact that the cops on scene were disgusted should tell you all you need to know about that behavior and seriously why the hell do I need to argue this
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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d try to avoid being known as the necrophilia guy on the something awful forums. That’s what imma think of every time wizard of goatse posts now. There’s that necrophile, just merrily posting away. Gross.
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I hope this goes viral so EMTs everywhere can now make dead rear end jokes. Though maybe it'll lead to a lot of "haha.... but what if?" 
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Pope Hilarius II posted:From this story the wife doesn't sound like one but in my early 20s I had a few girlfriends who used to think that "joking" about being unfaithful was somehow cute and playful. I knew another couple that did it all the time. I found it painfully grating (and big surprise, all the ones who "joked" about it turned out to actually be unfaithful at some point) and not at all funny, let alone cute. I looked this one up on Reddit and was surprised by the amount of people saying the guy was the rear end in a top hat and that joking about cheating is perfectly normal. Relationships with lots of jokes at the other persons expense sound tedious and exhausting, not sure how these people end up in long-term relationships to begin with.
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