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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I too am looking forward to 5 more pages of bicycle vs pedestrian vs vehicle chat

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

mkvltra posted:

He probably just thinks you're a psycho.

james woods. known psycho.


lmbo

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

James Woods posted:

Don't get me wrong this guy is an rear end in a top hat for not stopping but 1.) You have to admire that shoulder check 2.) As a person who commutes by bike every day in a major metropolitan city I understand his frustration with inattentive pedestrians. I've never hit or body checked one but I'd be lying if I said I've never slapped the phone out of the hand of a jaywalker walking into traffic staring at their phone. In this instance the pedestrian definitely had the right of way but I just can't understand people that go through crosswalks like this. Can we take the cycling full circle and argue about fixies?





i thought we might just make it past a bike derail with half a page of some cool, relevant OSHA pics and vids. everyone seemed to not take the bait and was just moving on





then you had to come along...

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That's a truck titty fuckling

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


mrmcd posted:

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Pole must’ve grown up there overnight.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The pole crawled in there for warmth

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Police have released a surveillance video of the driver heading home afterwards:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

That's a truck titty fuckling

hot dogging

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
its balls/penis

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
haha maybe it's a smooth erect penis about to get squished flat by the tires haha

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

haha maybe it's a smooth erect penis about to get squished flat by the tires haha

Gross what is wrong with you

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Wow that drift XP has to be racking UP!

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Mister Speaker posted:

Oh no the poor cellphone*

*$800 computer, made of glass, that everyone is now inexplicably obligated to own.


Nobody in the world cares about fixies, nerd.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


James Woods posted:

Don't get me wrong this guy is an rear end in a top hat for not stopping but 1.) You have to admire that shoulder check 2.) As a person who commutes by bike every day in a major metropolitan city I understand his frustration with inattentive pedestrians. I've never hit or body checked one but I'd be lying if I said I've never slapped the phone out of the hand of a jaywalker walking into traffic staring at their phone. In this instance the pedestrian definitely had the right of way but I just can't understand people that go through crosswalks like this. Can we take the cycling full circle and argue about fixies?





Imagine being such a psychopath you destroy someone's means of communications/work/photos valued at a decent percentage of the average wage because they didn't notice you.

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Humphreys posted:

Imagine being such a psychopath you destroy someone's means of communications/work/photos valued at a decent percentage of the average wage because they didn't notice you.

Imagine being so engrossed in your stupid spaceglass that you walk into traffic. Or a fountain. Or a pole.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

jetz0r posted:

Well, that will protect him from the shadowlands taint for a while.

Just wish to say: i appreciated this post, Hiruma-san.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

insta posted:

Imagine being so engrossed in your stupid spaceglassStrava that you walkcycle into traffic. Or a fountain. Or a pole.

FTFY

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
All cyclists are barely contained balls of rage waiting to get self righteous about driving the least safe thing to drive in mixed traffic.

Nobody is trying to kill you, you're an awful driver and ignoring the rules of the road.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

All cyclists are barely contained balls of rage waiting to get self righteous about driving the least safe thing to drive in mixed traffic.

Nobody is trying to kill you, you're an awful driver and ignoring the rules of the road.

:emptyquote:

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same
Counterargument: all drivers are uncontained white hot ragemonsters controlling deadly weapons that are so much a part of their identity they can't imagine living without them, and anyone who reminds a driver of this fact gets poo poo on

Ban private vehicle ownership, increase license requirements, expand public transit, ban vehicle advertising, destroy American culture it's trash you're trash.

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same
Imagine needing a two ton prosthetic just to get groceries. Imagine being that weak

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Lol that your argument includes bicycles since 200 lbs moving at 30 mph is a death sentence if you're infirm.

I'm glad we agree.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



acceptable modes of transit are trains and walking. No argument here.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

spookykid posted:

I too am looking forward to 5 more pages of bicycle vs pedestrian vs vehicle chat

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009






https://i.imgur.com/Xu66xhk.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/56szW5I.mp4

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

America is ready for bidets!

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

:barf:

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

All cyclists are barely contained balls of rage waiting to get self righteous about driving the least safe thing to drive in mixed traffic.

Nobody is trying to kill you, you're an awful driver and ignoring the rules of the road.

lmao okay boomer

hey how is that whole automobile thing working out btw

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Getting the water to flow down and just one way is apparently very hard.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

we got e-bikes in my city recently and people are not responsible with them

emergency bikes are pretty crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNMKrmyqtA

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
This bike would be a good emergency bike, and very OSHA:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

don't knock people's phones to the ground

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

StarkingBarfish posted:

This bike would be a good emergency bike, and very OSHA:



finally we're finding carbon neutral methods to transport your mom's dildo

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
James Woods film yourself punching a pedestrian for daring to own a phone on camera so we can all see how big and tough you are pls

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

insta posted:

Imagine being so engrossed in your stupid spaceglass that you walk into traffic. Or a fountain. Or a pole.

Rando parachuting into this thread -

Hey, you're a huge rear end in a top hat. You dont get to tell people how they spend their time, even if it inconveniences you.



~*jumps in rocketship, blasts out of thread*~

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
also, stand further down the road from a turn off, so the large mass moving at velocity can actually stop

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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I have a bell on my bike's handlebar that I use whenever I need to announce my presence in traffic. No need for smashing phones out of hands and frankly it's none of my business how and when people choose to use them.

There, bike vigilantism solved.

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