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bro wtf is going on in france this is like every single restaurant i look at. i just zoomed in on some random city and basically half of the pizzas are all hosed up   
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Sometimes you just gamble and lose 
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Nov 23, 2021 04:38
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Aardvark! posted:you made me curious. Oh god; It looks like a facehugger clawed its way out to leap at one of the unfortunate pizza-eaters.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:A friend of mine told me about a thanksgiving pizza they made with stuffed-crust that used actual stuffing as well as gravy, turkey, etc, for toppings. By all accounts it was apparently loving delicious. I guess I'm just going mostly off not liking chicken on pizza, but sometimes it works so maybe the pizza would be like a big fork of everything in each bite. like piling everything onto a roll.
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Nov 23, 2021 04:44
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Chicken and spinach with an alfredo sauce is amazing.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Chicken and spinach with an alfredo sauce is amazing. I had this in NYC but with broccoli instead of spinach, and it was unexpectedly 
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Nov 23, 2021 04:47
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get your poo poo together, France  
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Nov 23, 2021 04:49
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Depending on the filling in the ravioli I could see that last one actually tasting pretty good. Just a burst of sauce and/or meat as you bite into them.
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Nov 23, 2021 04:55
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        at least this one appears to be on the floor, where it belongs, lmao  thats enough for now, but it appears the well of awful pizzas runs deep in France
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Nov 23, 2021 05:03
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Those are some real motherfuckers. Nice.
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Nov 23, 2021 05:22
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Aardvark! posted:
I'm a little torn because part of the design philosophy appears to be "pile of mushrooms", which I support on principle
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Nov 23, 2021 05:25
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I would eat those avec plaisir no questions asked.
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Nov 23, 2021 05:36
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Does France have a lot of Swedish immigrants?
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Nov 23, 2021 06:18
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Aardvark! posted:bro wtf is going on in france this is like every single restaurant i look at. i just zoomed in on some random city and basically half of the pizzas are all hosed up Would, although I'm opposed to the idea of parsley with mushrooms.
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Nov 23, 2021 07:47
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Alright, the french people in my company are gonna have some explaining to do tomorrow.
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Nov 23, 2021 10:08
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Most of those look good. Good and messy . . eat it with a fork.
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Nov 23, 2021 12:21
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No they do not
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Nov 23, 2021 12:34
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i would demolish the blue cheese and ravioli one i wonder if the ones with super thin crusts and not a lot of sauce are because of the influence of flammekueche, which is a separate dish and delicious in its own way 
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Nov 23, 2021 14:51
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the french take pride in their cuisine so i could see them making bad pizzas out of spite
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Nov 23, 2021 16:43
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The https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/6/6f/Cliff1.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/800?cb=20080218195006 of pizza
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from Bordeaux. According to google: Bordeaux is a world capital of wine, with its castles and vineyards of the Bordeaux region that stand on the hillsides of the Gironde and is home to the world's   scissors.... ?  lol 
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Aardvark! posted:scissors.... ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SxN_U2H0Xc
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Nov 23, 2021 17:55
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I wouldn't say MOST of those french pizzas look good but there's definitely a segment of perfectly fine pizzas getting posted on the poo poo pizza list for i assume just not being aesthetically perfect as opposed to actually being bad
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Nov 23, 2021 18:06
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Some of the hate in this thread is either performative or coming from very picky eaters.
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Nov 23, 2021 18:08
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the terrible secret of this thread: i also post the ones i find interesting, weird, or funny, i dont actually care if theyre bad 
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Nov 23, 2021 18:12
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This poor pizza is forever worried its gonna get sued by Disney.
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Nov 23, 2021 18:18
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Aardvark! posted:you made me curious. of all the pizzas from various locales, even brazil, these are the ones that really grind my gears, because the Gauls should know better
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DoombatINC posted:Look at that mug, he knows he did a sin crime and he loving loves it that smug smirk says "it is far easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission."
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Pacra posted:of all the pizzas from various locales, even brazil, these are the ones that really grind my gears, because the Gauls should know better French pizza joints are probably for the Gauls who don't know better, while everybody else eats their daily ration of chocolatines and cigarette flavored espressos
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Nov 23, 2021 18:30
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Aardvark! posted:scissors.... ? The shears for for cutting through pizza bones.
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Nov 23, 2021 18:45
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Who shot this pizza???
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Nov 23, 2021 18:57
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This feels like when animals evolve distinct looks and colors to advertise their toxicity
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Nov 23, 2021 19:08
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Futanari Damacy posted:Who shot this pizza??? Judging by the size of the exit wound and the amount of pestorial spray, I'd say the killer was within a five foot distance. No sign of a struggle. You get what I'm saying, right? The pizza knew the killer.
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Nov 23, 2021 19:28
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ultrafilter posted:Some of the hate in this thread is either performative or coming from very picky eaters. Oh word
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davidspackage posted:Judging by the size of the exit wound and the amount of pestorial spray, I'd say the killer was within a five foot distance. No sign of a struggle. It's a statistical fact that a majority of pizza murders come from within the kitchen
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Nov 23, 2021 19:47
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Big Beef City posted:Oh word *cracks knuckles, fingers waggling excitedly over keyboard* and now, for my finest performance ever!
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Nov 23, 2021 19:49
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pestorial spray would be a pretty good username
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Nov 23, 2021 19:52
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You guys don't see it but every time there is a picture of a pizza in this thread I drop to my knees and gnash my teeth, wailing, and beat my humble breast
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Nov 23, 2021 19:52
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didnt realize french pizza would be so contentious  well only one thing to do about that    special shoutout to this beef tartare 
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Truly the worst pizza.
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